42 years old, he's taking fantastic pictures from orbiting the planet. I'm commenting about it on Fark. If I've calculated all this correctly, my accomplishments to this point have amounted to almost nothing.

I need a tub of ice cream to make myself feel better.

I wonder if reminding myself that I spent a week on a different continent will help in the comparison. Chances are, it won't.

However I have done him a service. If it weren't for people, such as myself, who have kept their accomplishments low, he'd have nothing to brag about. There. That's an appropriate perspective. Without me, he's nothing.