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327 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2000 at 8:17 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2000-12-08 6:05:33 PM  
I''ve done the Captain Pecker ploy in a manner similar to the one described. It totally backfired. The woman threw the pecker of the floor and started riding it horsey style. I stood and watched for a few minutes, but then she asked me for some privacy...

When I emerged from my bedroom two hours later once the screaming had subsided, she was gone and Captain Pecker with her.
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