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(Some Guy)   A hundred cases of beer stolen. Pretzel warehouses on high alert   ( divider line
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2581 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 May 2003 at 7:41 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-10 03:49:00 PM  
That headline made my day.
2003-05-10 07:44:34 PM  
Yes, funny headline. I didn't need to read the artical.
2003-05-10 07:46:17 PM  
Anyone happen to know who Carson distributes for? If someone stole 100 cases of Coors Lite I'm going to have to go postal.
2003-05-10 07:47:24 PM  
2003-05-10 07:49:10 PM  
I could prolly finish off 100 cases in about 100 days.
2003-05-10 07:50:25 PM  
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2003-05-10 07:50:55 PM  
Searched and all I could find them distributing was Shiner and Pete's Wicked..... Blech!
2003-05-10 07:53:21 PM  
Mazzic518 I've heard great things about Shiner Bock, but I haven't tried it. Doesn't get up this far north.
2003-05-10 07:53:43 PM  
They appear to handle Miller products.

Better than Anheuser Busch, anyway.
2003-05-10 07:56:22 PM  
2003-05-10 07:56:49 PM  
Tru... never tried Shiner.... but good riddence if it was 100 cases of Pete's :)
2003-05-10 07:57:15 PM  
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooo oooo!

2003-05-10 07:57:24 PM  
Drew.... tsk, tsk
2003-05-10 07:57:34 PM  
Maxfacter75 it took you a year and a half to figure that out?

2003-05-10 07:58:28 PM  
psst check Drew's haus!!`
2003-05-10 07:58:48 PM  
100 cases?
What are they going to drink next weekend?
2003-05-10 07:59:12 PM  
100 cases of Beer On The Wall, 100 cases Of Beer,
Take One Down, Pass It Around,
99 cases of Beer On The Wall.

99 cases of beer on the wall, 99 cases of beer,
take one down, pass it around,
98 cases of beer on the wall.

98 cases of beer on the wall, 98 cases of beer,
take one down, pass it around,
97 cases of beer on the wall.....
2003-05-10 08:00:17 PM  
As long as the thieves don't hit the New Belgium Brewery I'll be happy.

First person to screw with my supply of Fat Tire...
2003-05-10 08:01:59 PM  
Update: Fark Party In Kerville This Weekend. Free Beer Available.
2003-05-10 08:02:28 PM  
Sidi have you tried the abbey style?
2003-05-10 08:03:20 PM  
Nope, Fat Tire is all I've been able to find in the stores around here.
2003-05-10 08:03:22 PM  
Maxfacter75 it's not news, it's

/read the farking banner.
2003-05-10 08:05:26 PM  
Abbey Ale

It's damn good.
2003-05-10 08:05:36 PM  
Don't be so hard on the ignorant...
2003-05-10 08:05:48 PM  
*checks description*

Hmm...sounds like a sweet dark ale...yum.
2003-05-10 08:07:38 PM  
check this out, school in kerrville is just as fun as can be !
Life on the farm
Furniture maker Dean Storey of Mountain Home talks to students from Nimitz and Starkey elementary schools about the wooden plank he has just cut from a log on his mobile sawmill at Agriculture Awareness Day.
2003-05-10 08:07:45 PM  
2003-05-10 08:09:10 PM  
It's a bit sweet and very strong flavored. If beer was wine, I'd call it a digestif. As the site suggests, drink it for dessert.
2003-05-10 08:09:13 PM  
Abbey Ale

It's damn good.

If you like crap.

* you know someone has to bash whatever is listed..
2003-05-10 08:09:40 PM  
2003-05-10 08:10:11 PM  
Saturday is the grand opening of NaturaLights candle store at 330 Texas 27 East in Ingram. Just another candle store, you say? Not at all. NaturaLights carries only Jenni Originals VegeSoycandles designed and produced by Jennifer Brown-Owan.

Interesting paper you found there TSN.
2003-05-10 08:11:08 PM  
<a href="">Probably....</a>
why did't this work? And yes, the "HTML Enabled" was checked... should I add "http://" ?
2003-05-10 08:11:48 PM  
i wonder if i can find a party tonight. i know some idiots from that place.
2003-05-10 08:14:39 PM  
they just went on code red dog...
2003-05-10 08:15:33 PM  
2003-05-10 08:19:22 PM  
Dear God NO! This is what happens when we send all our forces halfway around the world to aquire a relatively useless liquid(oil): the psychos back home take the chance to swipe the liquid that really matters(beer)!

Pull our forces out of Iraq! These madmen have commited a crime far more henious than that any terrorist could come up with: THEY STOLE THE BOOZE!
2003-05-10 08:23:14 PM  
That beer was liberated, not stolen.
because of this courageous act of heroism, the beer was consumed before the sell by date, thereby making at least one beer drinker extremely happy (and flatulent).
If they catch the person(s) who did this, i hope they get a hero tag, or at least a hero sandwich.
2003-05-10 08:23:46 PM  

2003-05-10 08:24:33 PM  
Oh Yeah!
2003-05-10 08:28:43 PM  
Nice headline.
It makes up for:
Chemically sensitive man claims wife used perfumes to attack him. Some think allegations are scentsless.
2003-05-10 08:30:20 PM  
Holy crap!
2003-05-10 08:31:00 PM  
Kerrville, Texas:
Proud home of the
Butt-Holdsworth Memorial Library

/No, Really!
2003-05-10 08:54:42 PM  
Great headline.
2003-05-10 09:16:15 PM  
Now if they'd stolen a 100 cases of bottle water, they could've fenced it for twice the price.
2003-05-10 09:19:53 PM  
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2003-05-10 09:23:13 PM  
Think the surprised warehouse workers hid a few cases before calling the cops?
2003-05-10 09:28:40 PM  
There appears to be a partial photo of the suspect...

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2003-05-10 09:32:58 PM  
imnt trshed
2003-05-10 09:33:41 PM  
When I was a teenager there was a warehouse that was full of Miller beer and Andre champagne. One night a couple friends got it in their heads to see how secure the warehouse was. See, late at night they would leave the huge doors open while loading and unloading the trucks. I sat in my truck and waited to see what they would bring back. About 15 minutes after they left they came running back with 6 cases of Andre. That was a lot of champagne. We would pass it out to the local girls in hopes they would get drunk. I am sure we all know how much teen age boys love to see a girl get drunk.

I say it was them darn kids what did it.
2003-05-10 09:33:59 PM  
great headline, indeed!

/i got nothing but kudos for the kiddos
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