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(The Smoking Gun)   "In the six years The Smoking Gun has been around, we have never mentioned either of the Hilton sisters. Today our estimable streak comes to an end." With a heroin charge   ( divider line
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27216 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2003 at 9:42 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-09 01:45:34 PM  
Farker fails to read article, doesn't realize it's actually Nicole Richie (Lionel's daughter) who got busted for heroin possession.
2003-05-09 02:57:05 PM  
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I'd hit it with my crack pipe.
2003-05-09 03:01:25 PM  
I could have sworn Lionel Richie was black.
2003-05-09 04:42:04 PM  
He is, but his wife ain't. She's pretty farking hot -- it's not hard to see where Nicoke gets her looks.
2003-05-09 05:05:48 PM  
She's once, twice, three times an addict...
2003-05-09 05:15:30 PM  
Their website, where they billed themselves as "The Hilton Sisters: socialite celebutantes to the world", is now down. Too bad. It was hilarious. These have got to be the most useless people on the planet.

I'd still hit it (them?) though.
2003-05-09 05:16:44 PM  
According to TSG, she's 90 pounds. On second thought, maybe I wouldn't hit it.
2003-05-09 08:49:15 PM  
90 pounds? I'd break that in half.
2003-05-09 08:55:17 PM  
90 pounds? I've done lighter. Though not by much.
2003-05-09 09:44:11 PM  
I want those chicks nude.
2003-05-09 09:44:47 PM  
90 pounds, huh? I guess the heroin does that too you.

Eat a muffin, for fark's sake.
2003-05-09 09:45:45 PM  
this makes like, the 3rd misleading headline today.

/hulk mad, hulk smash
2003-05-09 09:46:31 PM  
I bet they were so high that Nicole was dancin' on the ceiling.

I'll go shoot myself now.
2003-05-09 09:47:01 PM  
I would gasp in shock and suprise...

except I am neither shocked nor suprised. And really come on heroin is so passe, they need to get with the times and abuse ketamine or MDMA.
2003-05-09 09:47:20 PM  
i dont see the point of mentioning the hilton sisters if all she has to do with this is that she's in the same tv show as this junkie chick
2003-05-09 09:48:32 PM  
I'd hit her with a de-stuckupbiatchifyin' stick
2003-05-09 09:49:43 PM  
Why would the heiress to a hotel fortune and daughter of a famous singer want to live on an Arkansas farm and sling sandwiches at a foodmart anyway? Maybe I'm missin' something.
2003-05-09 09:51:47 PM  
2003-05-09 09:52:04 PM  
And really come on heroin is so passe, they need to get with the times and abuse ketamine or MDMA

Who wants to be associated with Jerry Lewis?
2003-05-09 09:52:43 PM  
"...the 5' 2", 90-pound woman ...

One word. SPINNER!!!!
2003-05-09 09:54:01 PM  
For some reason, these two just started getting a ton of attention. I guess it is somewhat interesting to watch two people who could do so much just self implode.
2003-05-09 09:54:31 PM  
Why is it every single story on The Smoking Gun makes it to the front page of fark as well.
2003-05-09 09:54:57 PM  
...on second thought, 5'2" might be stretching the term a bit.
2003-05-09 09:55:43 PM  
Has "Heroin Chic" become passe yet?
2003-05-09 09:56:28 PM  
btw, have any of you heard the Rob Zombie version of "Brick House" with Lionell Richie and Trina? It's surprisingly good for such a strange collaboration.
2003-05-09 09:56:42 PM  
Djl9: It's a vast homestar-wing conspiracy.
2003-05-09 09:56:47 PM  
bah...still would hit it...
2003-05-09 09:57:02 PM  

That would be nice, but the NeoCons "have nothing" lately. And the Objectivists have fled. Now, it seems to be a matter of keeping track of all the things Shrub has done so that when he is a recurring punchline the damage can be undone.
2003-05-09 10:02:26 PM  
For some nice T & A, I recomment this site.

These girls are hot and then some.
2003-05-09 10:03:45 PM  
05-09-03 09:49:43 PM The_Sannyasin

Why would the heiress to a hotel fortune and daughter of a famous singer want to live on an Arkansas farm and sling sandwiches at a foodmart anyway? Maybe I'm missin' something.

It's their break into show business. This show concept sounded interesting, but I only would have watched if someone really famous had do it it.
2003-05-09 10:04:03 PM  
There are 2 people I destest more than Morgan Webb.. and those 2 are them. If only one of them had been caught with the heroin.. *sigh*
2003-05-09 10:11:52 PM  
Hey imcguyver, is that Eddie Izzard in the background there?
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2003-05-09 10:20:02 PM  
Being directly involved in the production of a reality TV show should be immediate grounds for death. Especially one on Fox.
2003-05-09 10:30:26 PM  
According to a website, Nicole Richie was adopted. I guess I can believe that. ;)
2003-05-09 10:36:41 PM  
So one of the Paris Hilton has worked with someoen who got busted for heroin. I'm sure plenty of people have...
2003-05-09 10:38:29 PM  
What's with this made up word "celebutante"? I don't know about the rest of you, but I think the Hilton sisters probably had their "debut" a long time ago.

I'm thinking "pox on society". I hadn't heard about these two until about a year ago and I think they look like they're ready to join the Heidi Fleiss scene!
2003-05-09 10:41:38 PM  
90 pounds? I've done lighter. Though not by much.

Was that before or after she turned 13? :-)
2003-05-09 10:43:49 PM  
She was 15 at the time. And no, it wasn't recently, I was younger too.
2003-05-09 10:46:16 PM  
Lionel Richie is black, but if you remember that horrible video where the blind girl makes that sculpture of his head, the sculpture is white. Therefore, the daughter is white.

Wait... I think I rationalized that wrong.

If she was adopted, how do you know you're adopting a hottie like that? I guess rich people can just pay more for the quality babies.
2003-05-09 10:47:51 PM  
She'll get off because the claim says "on or about" such and such date, instead of a specific. Even though everybody ever charged with any felony has had that on theirs.
2003-05-09 10:48:00 PM  
Right. And who the hell are the Hilton sisters?
2003-05-09 10:52:17 PM  
Minority getting banned in 3... 2... 1...
2003-05-09 10:52:54 PM  
Bye bye Minority, you were only here for a few days, so I'm sure nobody will miss you.

(PS. you could have at least make look like it's moving like a flip book. jeez.)
2003-05-09 10:53:54 PM  
quality babies


Heroin is nasty. Why not just smoke weed and drink a few brews?
2003-05-09 10:54:25 PM  
2003-05-09 10:54:39 PM  
Yes, hopefully a banable offense too....
2003-05-09 10:55:07 PM  
I bet the Four Seasons quadruplets are pissed about the Hiltons getting all the attention.
2003-05-09 10:55:17 PM  
Minority getting banned in 3... 2... 1..."

I hope so. dumbass.

In other news, despite the fact that I would do both (only at the same time) I, in reality, could give two rats asses about them any other time but when they are naked.

Minority sucks. carry on.
2003-05-09 10:55:49 PM  
because weed gets boring after awhile.
2003-05-09 10:57:11 PM  
He'll get a 3 day HTML ban or so.
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