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(Miami Herald)   Disenchanted mentions Kopi Luak (cat crap) coffee, Dave Barry gives you the whole story.   ( divider line
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2001-10-02 09:00:34 AM  
What's wrong with cat crap - adds flavour to any pizza!
2001-10-02 09:51:56 AM  
I'm not sure which was funnier:

"Of course it is very important to remember that caffeine is a drug, and, like any drug, it is a lot of fun."

or the phrase

"hazelnut smack-a-cino"
2001-10-02 09:58:33 AM  
It always makes me laugh how caffeine addicts think thier addiction is different then someone addicted to some other drug.

"I can't make it through the morning without two cups of coffee" is just as bad as "I can't make it through the day without a beer"
2001-10-02 10:05:17 AM  
Damn, 3M TA3, I can't make it through the day without a coffee or a beer. I'm in serious trouble.
2001-10-02 10:10:57 AM  
I think "weasel poop" is much more amusing than the incorrect "cat crap".
2001-10-02 10:15:38 AM  
My personal favorite line:

What kind of world is this when you worry that people might be ripping you off by selling you coffee that was NOT pooped out by a weasel?
2001-10-02 10:17:01 AM  

Does it taste as good, though.

My favourite is right after you've wormed the cat, you can
just hoover that shiat out of the carpet with a straw...

Ass-Lickin' Good!
2001-10-02 10:44:05 AM  
Crappucino, heh heh heh heh, My people... we need crappucino...heh heh heh heh
2001-10-02 11:16:17 AM  
Pedantic correction:

A civet cat is not actually a cat; it's a member of the mustelidae, the weasel family. It's closely related to ferrets, skunks, etc.

So it's actually weasel crap coffee.
2001-10-02 11:20:38 AM  
Dave Barry kicks ass. 'Nuff said.
2001-10-02 11:24:48 AM  
I can't wait to see the headline, "Decaf Poopacino" in someone's photoshop!!!

2001-10-02 06:44:51 PM  
Dave Barry. gotta love him.
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