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(Google) Boobies The classic Playboy boobies of Monique Noel. Not safe for kittens or work   ( divider line
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87539 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2003 at 5:10 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-07 12:20:48 AM  
um, what's with the thumbnail of #35? I mean, really, is she cutting her bush so it looks like a tiny dick in a thumbnail on purpose?

2003-05-07 01:16:21 AM  
Ass_Master, LMAO! I see it too, don't worry.
2003-05-07 04:06:46 AM  
2003-05-07 04:14:40 AM  
um, what's with the thumbnail of #35? I mean, really, is she cutting her bush so it looks like a tiny dick in a thumbnail on purpose?

Only one explanation for that...

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2003-05-07 05:15:02 AM  
Hairy a bit, but eh who cares.

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER. Or maybe a weiner :(
2003-05-07 05:19:08 AM  
id hit it... with a baseball bat. UGLY.
2003-05-07 05:20:14 AM  
I'd whack it.
2003-05-07 05:21:29 AM  
not bad for big hair and fake boobs. love the red bush
2003-05-07 05:22:44 AM  
Beautifull woman.... I whacked off to her as a kid back in 1989 :D I found another nice girl today too:

They claim she's a teen though, while she must be 30, but also.... beautifull :D

Have fun.
2003-05-07 05:22:56 AM  
as pathetic as they are, we actually have 3 boobies posts in a row
2003-05-07 05:22:59 AM  
In a past life: I was a fairy princess in a wood full of gnomes!

What the hell?
2003-05-07 05:24:06 AM
she's extremely hot in an extremely scary way
2003-05-07 05:25:16 AM  
She looks too much like Stiffler's mom from American Pie for me. *shudder*
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2003-05-07 05:30:21 AM  
Well not to be a nit picker, but I don't think the Britney boobies really counted. No nipplage, no points.
2003-05-07 05:30:32 AM  
AMBITIONS: To work as a film actress, travel the world and build a ranch in the Southwest.

I wonder, if we were to do a follow-up interview, how many of these dreams she has actually attained.
2003-05-07 05:40:14 AM  
holy carp! a boobies trifecta!
2003-05-07 05:44:38 AM  
Goddam my work's firewall... I can't see that page. Anyone fancy posting a pic in this thread? *winning smile...*
2003-05-07 05:50:30 AM  
i DID say they were pathetic boobies posts...
2003-05-07 05:57:27 AM  
Yes you did. Also, I look at "nit picker" and wish I had spent the night tweaking j-los tits. Or something like that.
2003-05-07 06:02:56 AM  
sorry if i sounded like a smartass there randombob...not my intention. by the way, when i saw your post and saw "nit picker" i had to actually think for about 2 minutes before i realized you WEREN'T talking about nips :P
2003-05-07 06:07:40 AM  
No you didn't sound like a smartass, and jeez I'm tired, because "nips" was precisely the word I was looking for in that second post and couldn't figure out.

I hate to pick nits. I love to nip nips. I love pickled nips. I love my pick of nips. I love asian nips.

That's it. Some gin and bed.
2003-05-07 06:17:24 AM  
Thanks to a fark boobies thread awhile back, I have every playboy playmate centerfold ever, from Marilyn (Dec. 53) to....whoever the current girls are with blinding white teeth and plastic skin.

And I always wonder: of the 600 or so many of those girls actually went on to do something with their lives? They always write in their bios "wanna be an actress". But do they? Pamela. Anna Nicole. Who else?

Lots of girls would think that getting to be a playboy playmate of the month is a stepping stone to greater things, but it's more like 15 faps of fame. That's it. Aside from above mentioned exceptions and a few others, I don't recognize any of the girls of the last ten years making it in anything. Not even porn. I've done the GIS with their names, and rarely ever does anything come up. Not a non-playboy pictorial, not a fan site, not a bio/body-of-work/where-are-they-now spread. They got their centerfold, and then disappeared.

I'm rambling cuz I drank too much tea. But still: what happened to those girls? Did they get knocked up and decide to write off their dreams to have a family? Or are they only big in Japan, like Cynthia Gibb is for some reason?
2003-05-07 06:18:38 AM  
2003-05-07 06:26:48 AM  
Once again, not to be outdone by Ishkur, I present
THIS NSFW ALTERNATIVE, with 200 Galleries That a friend just sent me via ICQ.

Some of its pretty hardcore though so not for the uninitiated :P
2003-05-07 06:34:12 AM  
Bad movie careers, bad modelling careers. Marriages, kids. The usual I'd guess.

Most are probably allright :) But I'd imagine a lot of the girls dont stay in the spotlight for more than say 5 years at most.
2003-05-07 07:05:22 AM  
Man, I thought for sure she had a long pointy goatee down there. Now I just think she has a wang.
2003-05-07 07:08:28 AM  
Well, she quite clearly had an impressive film career. Not many actresses can claim roles in both 'Meatballs 4' and 'Blossom'.
2003-05-07 07:23:06 AM  
Did someone say Blossom?
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2003-05-07 07:25:23 AM  
hey, i see she was also a "barfly" in ROAD HOUSE, and she was in an episode of HERMAN'S HEAD (a show which desparately needs to be put on dvd so i can buy it!)
2003-05-07 07:43:07 AM  
Besides the dick thing her bush keeps changing colors. Freaky dude.
2003-05-07 07:47:00 AM  
Heh, do a little reading with this picture:

Anybody else notice that?
2003-05-07 07:47:50 AM  
Yeah, that one of the pics from the link, so it's NSFW.
2003-05-07 08:11:22 AM  
2003-05-07 08:16:48 AM  
Shave it!
2003-05-07 08:28:13 AM  
Oh my gawd, too much fur! I wouldn't have sex with her evar!

Gimmie a break. Nobody here would turn her down if she had that much hair under her arms.
2003-05-07 08:34:56 AM  
I agree with Fla Chickie!!


2003-05-07 08:37:43 AM  
Ishkur, well.. at least one 60's playmate was in Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill! It's a cult classic after all.

And.. uh..
2003-05-07 08:38:29 AM  
In case of a water landing, she may be used as a flotation device. Bleh.
2003-05-07 08:43:02 AM  
Three Boobies links in a row. Is that a record????
2003-05-07 08:44:05 AM  
Why is it that when I get home from work there are zero boobies links on Fark but the next morning when I go back to work there are 3 in a row?

2003-05-07 08:44:36 AM  
BTW. What is the deal with the all the links inside these threads? I think someone is getting paid for these clicks. A link to someone's collection is one thing but linking to a few pics that is really an ad is spam where I come from. Half these recent links look like they came right from

It's either poor linking, spam, or somebody is getting a cut for the Fark traffic sent there. Just a thought to the mods. I mean I like da boobies too but if these are the best links you can find, you may need to join a pay site and that is just sad.

Paying for porn...BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2003-05-07 08:55:42 AM  
Her face kinda reminds me a bit of Ellen Barkin, only better.
2003-05-07 08:59:34 AM  

I am at work, so will check later to find what this tag-writer has decided is classic Playboy boobies.

Just for fun, with out visual aids, I will attempt to define them.

D cup. Not stiff. Just enough sag to tuck a pencil underneath without falling. Symmetric on the vertical axis. 2" diameter aureola, "pink rose blush" color. 7mm diameter tips protruding no more than 4mm.

Creamy white, no tattoos. No tan line.

Not that I'm picky or anything...
2003-05-07 09:02:27 AM  
Control, spot on except for the tan lines.
2003-05-07 09:04:33 AM  
Control: Yeah, that's pretty much what they look like
2003-05-07 09:29:05 AM  
2003-05-07 09:29:26 AM  
A full Bush has gone so far out of fashion lately, it seems to be making a comeback.
2003-05-07 09:34:07 AM  
The plaid cowgirl dress ruined it for me.
2003-05-07 10:01:04 AM  
My job rocks, My boss is a pornaddict so I can watch porn at work... or in this case playboy :P
2003-05-07 10:09:55 AM  
Xtremehkr: We can only hope.
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