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(NJ.com)   An iPhone. An air conditioner. Dirty underpants. A sock-wearing mannequin. Thousands of cigarette butts. A pregnancy test. Denture cement. Fake breasts. An 8-track tape. A jockstrap   (nj.com) divider line
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29322 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2010 at 3:36 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2010-04-15 1:16:03 PM  
The aristocrats?
 
2010-04-15 1:17:39 PM  
Things you find in Courtney Love's va-jay-jay?
 
2010-04-15 1:23:33 PM  
A good time at subby's mom's place?
 
2010-04-15 1:40:53 PM  
I'll take "Things I've licked" for 200, Alex.
 
2010-04-15 1:45:57 PM  
Foghat reunion tour?
 
2010-04-15 1:48:14 PM  
I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but you can count me out in.
 
2010-04-15 2:04:04 PM  
Thursday?
 
2010-04-15 2:14:49 PM  
Cigarette filters account for 13 percent of the trash.

And the "strange items" listed in the headline, along with the turtle-choking can rings mentioned in TFA, account together for about 1 percent. The remaining 86 percent was divided roughly between used condoms and hypodermic needles.
 
2010-04-15 2:18:33 PM  
Some naughty submitter has been peeking into the back of my van again, I see.
 
2010-04-15 2:22:24 PM  
A feller could have one hell of a time in Vegas with that
 
2010-04-15 2:33:04 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: A feller could have one hell of a time in Vegas with that


Beat me to it.

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2010-04-15 2:47:11 PM  
i was wondering where my toilet seats went to...
 
2010-04-15 3:05:58 PM  
The Tolstoy. The Kyushu. The Melbourne.
 
2010-04-15 3:10:01 PM  

ceremony_1968: The Tolstoy. The Kyushu. The Melbourne.


Ships blown up at Wolf 359?
 
2010-04-15 3:19:28 PM  
..half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses?
 
2010-04-15 3:37:37 PM  
Dirty Diapers.
Unicorns.
Ashy Larry.
 
2010-04-15 3:38:42 PM  
Panama
 
2010-04-15 3:39:40 PM  
Things found in the aftermath of a Tea Party rally?
 
2010-04-15 3:40:09 PM  
Thousands of cigarette butts

Well what do they exepect? It IS the world's biggest ashtray.
 
2010-04-15 3:40:46 PM  
What are the contents of my stomach, Alex.
 
2010-04-15 3:41:03 PM  
actual ingredients of the KFC doubledown?
 
2010-04-15 3:41:31 PM  
Things you can buy in a Japanese vending machine?

Things Rush Limbaugh has tried to eat?
 
2010-04-15 3:41:47 PM  
awful situation on the jersey shore
 
2010-04-15 3:41:58 PM  
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2010-04-15 3:42:18 PM  
Things I bought on craigs list.
 
2010-04-15 3:42:51 PM  

stonner: I'll take "Things I've licked" for 200, Alex.


Benton Fraser, is that you? How's Ray doing?
 
2010-04-15 3:43:10 PM  
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2010-04-15 3:44:06 PM  
Initially when I saw "bags of pet waste", I read it as "bags of wet paste".

The jockstrap and fake breasts though... there's a Far Side cartoon in there somewhere involving sharks talking about the odd stringy and gristly bits you can throw away afterwards...
 
2010-04-15 3:44:13 PM  
Things I've fapped to.... after buying them on craig's list.
 
2010-04-15 3:44:22 PM  
LMFAO "pregnancy test result unclear" HAHAHAHAHA Like whoever is reading this your test was unclear -try not to throw it in the ocean again..Or the ocean is not pregnant. LOL...
 
2010-04-15 3:44:22 PM  

stonner: I'll take "Things I've licked" for 200, Alex.


You've licked a jock strap?
 
2010-04-15 3:44:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Things you find in Courtney Love's va-jay-jay?


I came in with the intent of "Lohan," but I see it would've been redundant.

/oh, exploitable
 
2010-04-15 3:45:15 PM  
An iPhone. An air conditioner. Dirty underpants. A sock-wearing mannequin. Thousands of cigarette butts. A pregnancy test. Denture cement. Fake breasts. An 8-track tape. A jockstrap

a snookie and a jwoww.

\if you're going to talk about trash on the Jersey Short, talk about all the trash.
 
2010-04-15 3:46:34 PM  
So they never found the plutonium rod, unexploded 5" shell, Dali painting, prosthetic colon, jellyfish toupee, or briefcase full of twenties that I've lost on New Jersey beaches?

Crap, I'll never get that stuff back.
 
2010-04-15 3:46:36 PM  
Does it have anything to do with those tards on that Jersey Shore show?
 
2010-04-15 3:46:43 PM  


"Hit it."

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2010-04-15 3:46:47 PM  

spill_thrill: Panama


Yeah, that's along the lines of what I was expecting to see in here.... :)
 
2010-04-15 3:46:51 PM  
The comments on that site have me convinced you Farkers can use one keyboard to type on two websites at the same time... How the hell do you do that?
 
2010-04-15 3:47:01 PM  
There's an app for that.
 
2010-04-15 3:47:16 PM  
Submitter, could you please stay out of my bedroom? Thanks.
 
2010-04-15 3:47:20 PM  

Nabb1: Some naughty submitter has been peeking into the back of my van vag again, I see.


That's how I read that sentence. Now it makes perfect sense!
 
2010-04-15 3:47:25 PM  
You had me at Dirty underpants.
 
2010-04-15 3:47:36 PM  
1nsanilicious
You've licked a jock strap?

What happens in fraternity hazings stays in fraternity hazings.
 
2010-04-15 3:47:40 PM  
Reads article... I'll be damned, it does involve the Jersey shore.
 
2010-04-15 3:47:52 PM  
A knife and a fork, a bottle and a cork. That's the way you spell New York!
 
2010-04-15 3:49:41 PM  
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2010-04-15 3:49:54 PM  
The Delaware River coastline around the Philly area is disgusting all times of year and far worse on a much more consistent basis.

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/my photo of many taken along a stretch of "public" beach on the river documenting the filth.
 
2010-04-15 3:51:14 PM  
That sounds like a fantastic episode of Mythbusters.
 
2010-04-15 3:51:57 PM  
Things you found in my college dorm?
 
2010-04-15 3:52:24 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Things you find in Courtney Love's va-jay-jay?

 
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