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(St Petersburg Times)   Two senior citizens armed with machette and pruning shears attack police.   (sptimes.com) divider line
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2000-12-06 8:27:33 AM  
It''s one of them raver kids putting that ecstasy crap in the Geritol. I swear to God, Martha, I''m gonna kill every last one of those sons of bitches! I''m a veteran, Goddamnit! They can''t treat me like this! How''d my Weekly World News get all wet? God damned fish sticks burned again...
 
2000-12-06 1:15:49 PM  
Ahahahaha!

That''s the funniest farking crime story I''ve read in quite a while. It''s like "Night Of The Living Dead" meets "Cocoon".

Somebody draw up a script...we can title it "Day Of The Depends", or maybe "Granny Machete And Pruning Shear Paw".
 
2000-12-06 2:59:56 PM  
Granny hasn''t been the same since she realized she voted for Pat Buchanan.
 
2000-12-07 12:50:28 AM  
The way I see it, a vote for Buchanan ISN''T a vote for Bush, and that''s all that counts.
 
2000-12-07 3:43:42 AM  
The way I see it, I can''t figure how you worked Pat Buchanan into a farked up bullshiat story like "Crazed Senior Citizens Attack The Police"...how the fark did you do that?
 
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