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722 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2000 at 8:12 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2000-12-06 12:02:32 PM  
Well, at least it''s not a sphincter museum.

-he who stacks pork
2000-12-06 5:28:14 PM  
Why does it matter that they lop the old dude''s schlong off while he''s still warm? Couldn''t they just as well warm it up later? I''m not too familiar about the science behind rigor mortis, but it seems that they''ll have to pump some warm water (or something to substitute blood) into that thing to engorge it to full stiffitude.
2000-12-06 6:04:18 PM  
Ever get a hangnail?

Ever tear or clip it off and a few minutes later find it while cleaning up and see it has turned from soft pliable skin to a hard almost fingernail-like consistency? That is what happens to the body once it dies and cools. That is also part of the cause of rigor mortis. The member would be very rigid, but in the same size/shape as it was when the patient died.

So, unless they take it when he''s still toasty, he''d better have died "doing it". Otherwise they''re stuck with the "natural" state.
2000-12-06 7:03:15 PM  
When I die, I hope it''s with an erection, just to give the morticians a hard time making my body look "presentable."
2000-12-06 10:19:11 PM  
Hawkscry: CLERKS!
(if you did not STR, watch Clerks by View Askew productions)

But there''s one other thing that''s disturbing the hell out of me...

this museum is going to be proudly displaying the erect penis of an 85 year old man. Separated from the rest of him. Supposedly as a museum-grade representative of the penises of humanity.

Women of Fark, do you want to look at the erect penis of an 85 year old man? Whether or not the rest of him is still attached? Men of Fark, do you want the penis of an 85 year old Icelander to represent the penises of all men worldwide? Hell, do you want to look at the penis of a man, separated from the rest of him?

Then again, this disturbs me too: "skipping ropes with phallic handles"
Ok, there are two groups of people that I know that use skipping ropes. One is professional boxers practicing their speed drills. The other is grade school girls. The thought of either one using skipping ropes with phallic handles is just wrong.

I now return you all to whatever meal you were about to eat before reading
2000-12-07 2:12:47 AM  
Isdhidan: It doesn''t get smaller with age, just harder to get up and keep up. Hopefully, this guy was a 7-foot tall Viking, and hung like a moose, so he''ll do us all proud.

In any case, better his than mine.
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