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(   "If my right butt-cheek hadn't absorbed all the force, who knows where I'd be now"   ( divider line
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17828 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2003 at 3:07 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-04 02:02:36 AM  
Who knows, but it sure would be nice if wasn't Farked.
2003-05-04 03:10:58 AM  
I know.............
2003-05-04 03:15:13 AM  
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2003-05-04 03:15:58 AM  
He made an ass out of himself?

/got nothin'
2003-05-04 03:17:05 AM  
Damned absence of the word "right" in the headline...
2003-05-04 03:19:15 AM  
Hey man, it's the idea that counts. :)
2003-05-04 03:27:30 AM  
Rectum? sheeeaat, almost killed 'em!
/oldie but goodie
2003-05-04 03:30:23 AM  
Best. Headline. Ever.

Yeah, what's up with looks like it can't handle the traffic...
2003-05-04 03:32:40 AM  
almost ranks up there with:

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
2003-05-04 03:33:34 AM  
"What I was in Australian papers?"

Let alone making Fark.
2003-05-04 03:34:10 AM  
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2003-05-04 03:36:39 AM  

If it werent for my horse, if it werent for my horse...
2003-05-04 03:37:07 AM  
it seems like rugby and public nakedness go hand in hand. I wonder why.
2003-05-04 03:43:59 AM  
Wow, that's almost as stupid as building a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks...
2003-05-04 03:46:49 AM  
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What can you do? The weatherman is a farking chimp!
2003-05-04 03:55:17 AM  
Tourist - Can you make a U-Turn here ?

Kiwi farmer - I can make her eyes buldge.
2003-05-04 03:55:51 AM  
This is funny. It was funny the first time it was posted too.
2003-05-04 04:05:39 AM  
This reminds me of the episode of Trauma where a guy fell from a tree he was pruning and fell on a branch. The branch impaled him through his rectum and stopped about level with his heart inside his chest cavity.
2003-05-04 04:20:04 AM  
AOF: I'd say that guy got the point.... in the end.

Thank you, folks! I'll be here all week. Have the chicken, it's delicious!
2003-05-04 04:20:17 AM  
The branch impaled him through his rectum and stopped about level with his heart inside his chest cavity.

Rectum? sheeeaat, almost killed 'em!
/still oldie but goodie
2003-05-04 04:30:01 AM  
Sorry for the interruption, but I've been away from FARK for two days -- has anyone seen Michael Jackson lurking over in FARK personals?

He's claiming to be a 32year old caucasian woman, code named winnie, living in Brooklyn.

Yeah, right.

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2003-05-04 04:38:42 AM  
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.

/farkin in my underwear at 2 AM
2003-05-04 04:40:48 AM  
Nice Lewis Black references.
2003-05-04 04:47:27 AM  
Notice if you will the fact that winnie120 and MJ have never been in the same place at the same time.
2003-05-04 04:53:31 AM  
Does anyone have any credit in Springstreet? I think we should let this poor girl know she's been Farked.
2003-05-04 04:53:41 AM  
i'm in hell.
2003-05-04 04:55:04 AM  

i'm strangely hittable.

2003-05-04 05:02:56 AM  
stuff your suxors in a sack.
2003-05-04 05:03:26 AM  
sposed to be a tagged one deuce one Gig in my above post.

/still spanking like a mofo, hoping one deuce one G is a chick
2003-05-04 05:38:03 AM  
trying to get the topic somewhat on track....

"If I was still lying down I would have been like a judder bar"

Can anyone tell me what the fark is a judder bar?
2003-05-04 05:45:52 AM  
We had a nice Lewis Black thing going and it turns to Jackson? BLEH!
2003-05-04 06:06:00 AM  
Wow... this board has the attention span of an ADD self-support group on crack :-)
2003-05-04 06:10:15 AM  
Senaldun: a judder bar is a speed bump down under.
2003-05-04 09:31:17 AM  
anyone else think this headline should be quote of the year?
2003-05-04 09:46:48 AM  
So, a driver hits a crack in the road, what's the big deal?
2003-05-04 09:54:14 AM  
Next time he should use some lub, might hurt less that way
2003-05-04 02:15:06 PM  
Maybe he would deflect the car with his own a$$
2003-05-04 02:51:54 PM  
But the clearly embarrassed Queenstown-based courier driver reckoned he "hadn't been drinking enough to make me stupid."
2003-05-04 03:38:44 PM  
That he had been described as a "mooner" in media all over the world might not help things, he said.

Talk about unfair. Why on Earth should he be subjected to being called a "mooner", just because he was in the middle of the road, minding his own business, mooning a car, and got...

Never mind.

PS- Best. Threadjack. Ever.
2003-05-04 03:52:34 PM  
Can we get a pic of the simpson's episode with Mel Gibson, where Homer moons the studio exec car, and gets rammed in his bum?
2003-05-04 08:32:12 PM  
a judder bar is a speed bump down under.

Actually, it's a term only used by Kiwi's... I have never heard an Aussie call it anything other than a speed bump (or maybe in some cases a "launching pad")
2003-05-04 11:36:42 PM  

But the clearly embarrassed Queenstown-based courier driver reckoned he "hadn't been drinking enough to make me stupid."

He WAS a rugby player from the Waikato though, so he had a head start on that one. Alcohol is to him what Ritalin is to a Speed freak.
2003-05-05 09:20:47 AM  
Best I could find Surlyirishman
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2003-05-11 12:51:34 AM  
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