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(Fark)   Fark welcomes its 10000th account holder Slider   ( divider line
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1608 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2001 at 9:31 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-30 09:32:28 AM  
No more four number accounts left.
2001-09-30 09:36:37 AM  
two words, mr slider:

2001-09-30 09:38:10 AM  
Slider.. eBay!!!!
2001-09-30 09:42:36 AM  
Gee, I hope this doesn't turn into an 3133715M thread... ss-fark-so-good.
2001-09-30 09:48:53 AM  
Aww...I was a week too early. Only 9473.
2001-09-30 10:00:58 AM  
2001-09-30 10:02:49 AM  
Welcome, Slider...

The following things are cool:

- boobies
- beer
- walken
- france surrenders
- legalizing "it"
- linux
- announcing to everyone that you posted the first message in a thread

The following things are uncool:

- corporate america
- christianity
- microsoft
- "the man"
- france
- original thoughts

2001-09-30 10:06:34 AM  
I liked that show Sliders that was on Fox a few years ago.

Hmmm, what is my account #? Back with the answer in a few seconds...
2001-09-30 10:07:03 AM  
2001-09-30 10:07:18 AM  
I'm an early Farker. Been around since it's second week. Account # 209
2001-09-30 10:07:39 AM  
2001-09-30 10:09:13 AM  
Are we gonna' get a post from this guy or what?!
2001-09-30 10:10:49 AM  

It's probably another one of those "elite forum members that sign up for 10+ accounts" account.
2001-09-30 10:10:54 AM  
i'm going to get the 20,000'th account and name it drews_manboobies

2001-09-30 10:16:36 AM  
Typical Farker, I believe you are a bit backwards. Announcing to everyone that you posted the first message in a thread is uncool. So uncool that I delete any instance of it.
2001-09-30 10:18:52 AM  

I believe you missed the sarcastic tone of the post. :)
2001-09-30 10:22:07 AM  
But but, everything else was right!
2001-09-30 10:22:09 AM  
Newbie buys the beer!!!!
2001-09-30 10:22:40 AM  
I'm willing to bet this guy wont post anything for like a week.
2001-09-30 10:26:05 AM  
CRAP. I got mine about 12 hrs too early. Well, uh... 20th POST FAGETS HAHA.
2001-09-30 10:26:57 AM  
2001-09-30 10:27:47 AM  
Slider still has yet to contribute to the thread! Nothing! SLIIIDDDERR! Where is he or she?
2001-09-30 10:28:20 AM  
I'm willing to bet this guy wont post anything for like a week.

You're probably right. Isn't there a n00bie waiting period before you can post now? I wouldn't know because I'm one of those "elite forum members that don't sign up for 10+ accounts".
2001-09-30 10:30:54 AM  
Addendum to Typical_Farkers list:


-boobies (needed to be said again)
-Photoshop (you'll soon find out)
-Domo Kun (for those that like that sort of thing)
-Tech TV (especially The ScreenSavers, especially Leo)
-a thick skin (the insults & slams fly in here sometimes)
-boobies (in case you forgot)
-giving props to someone's comment or Photoshop

Not Cool:

-bragging each time you get a submission posted (bush league)
-not liking the St.Louis Rams (ok, ok, just kidding)
-weenies (just wait)
-56K modems

Enjoy your stay #10,000 and fasten your seat belt. You're in for a bumpy ride.
2001-09-30 10:31:38 AM  
i think everyone's missing a major detail here: CANADA?!?!
2001-09-30 10:32:49 AM  
Neutrino: Fresh meat??? Did you do a little time too? Sounds like a little jailhouse lingo there. Takes me back to Joliet.......
2001-09-30 10:34:02 AM  
Account #6516, I think.
2001-09-30 10:34:14 AM  
Hey Drew. I'll give you a carton of Pall Malls for the new guy. Send him by my cell. I'll break #10,000 in real good. I need my salad tossed.
2001-09-30 10:34:16 AM  
.. should award him with a free classified message/plug :)
2001-09-30 10:37:24 AM  
Oh Sliiiider. Sliiiider. Come on out Sliiiider. We want to play. Don't be afraid. Oh Sliiiiider

(Anyone remember the movie, THE WARRIORS? Remember the dude walking down the street clanking the coke bottles on his fingers? Warriors!! Waaarrriors!...Oh well.)
2001-09-30 10:40:34 AM  
Jeez guys your going to scare slider away. We should celebrate the successfulness of FARK and welcome him and make slider comfortable.
2001-09-30 10:41:40 AM  
I wonder how the Fark membership will be affected by the plug in Playboy... Not everyone gets TechTV to see Drew, but a lot of people get Playboy.
2001-09-30 10:46:26 AM  
Toronto..... always wanted to go there.... see the HHOF... sweet
2001-09-30 10:46:26 AM  
Didn't mean to scare you Slider. We're harmless. Come on in and join in. Do we look like we could hurt anybody????

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2001-09-30 10:47:28 AM  
Is the waiting period still two hours on a new account?
2001-09-30 10:49:29 AM  
I remember the Ultimate Warrior...couldn't understand a damn thing he said. I still don't know what "destrucity" is.

How many people actually READ Playboy, though?
2001-09-30 10:50:51 AM  
Seemed like 12 hours last week when I got my account BorkingChikapa.

Or maybe that was just the extra special farker love discount.
2001-09-30 10:51:04 AM  
Bah, 10000, I'm prouder of 17.
2001-09-30 10:51:28 AM  
Just some easy stats.

I'm 5051 started 2001-06-26. So thats 4949 in 96 days. Which is like 51 1/2 farkers joining a day.
2001-09-30 10:56:09 AM  
I'm not proud of my account number, I'm frightened by it. Those 4 number appear, in that order, in my social security number. How much does Drew actually know about me?

::puts on his aluminum hat::
2001-09-30 11:05:40 AM  
Addendum to BigPeeler's list:

The ScreenSavers is cool. Leo is not. Patrick is the best.
2001-09-30 11:12:09 AM  
Actually, I would say that marty is the coolest. Patrick is really cool too though. Megan IS thescreensavers thoygh. unf.
2001-09-30 11:13:09 AM  
That would be an interesting poll.

Who likes Leo.

Who likes Patrick.

The line has been drawn.
2001-09-30 11:16:27 AM  
why do some people here have more than one account anyway? What can you do with two that you can't with one?
2001-09-30 11:19:10 AM  
why do some people(elitists) here have more than one(or 20) account(alter egos) anyway? What can you do with two that you can't with one(geee, I don't know)?
2001-09-30 11:20:02 AM  
GrewyOne, I think I'm going to start a Megan fan club unless there is already one out there.
2001-09-30 11:20:20 AM  
6754, suddenly I feel so insignificant. No wait, that's just my wife talking to me.
2001-09-30 11:20:25 AM  

leashes: i have two accounts, for one reason, i registered one account a long time ago, and completely forgot my password...instead of looking for some kind of forgot password link, i just registered a new name. my member# is about 3000 more, but that doesnt really bother me.
2001-09-30 11:21:06 AM  
the Deus humps

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2001-09-30 11:24:32 AM  
Freakingleashes, sometimes you just need other persona to reflect yourself (and it can be damn funny too!)

Leo rocks (Patrick's a close seccond) and Megan is awesome! (didya catch her shirt the other day? Blue-screen-of-death!! cracked me up!)

Slider: don't worry about anything...just think before you speak (good self-defense strategy) and represent our country with pride! (we'll take over the world one "friend" at a time! muhahahaha!)
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