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(Daily Press)   Patriotic condoms from Planned Parenthood--'letting Americans display their colors proudly'   ( divider line
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2737 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Sep 2001 at 12:53 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-30 01:02:36 PM  
So you can't burn the flag, but you can fark it (or with it)? Interesting...
2001-09-30 01:07:43 PM  
"Offering patriotic condoms will hopefully stem the increase of unintended pregnancies while letting Americans to display their colors proudly."

Just don't display them too proudly or you may end up in handcuffs.
2001-09-30 01:13:50 PM  
I just dig the fact that Planned Parenthood has a drive-thru window...

I wonder how many idiots ask for their order to be super-sized...

2001-09-30 02:26:56 PM  
Condoms suck.
2001-09-30 02:51:53 PM  
condoms are for the weak.........
2001-09-30 03:04:47 PM  
And let the "flag-pole" jokes begin.
2001-09-30 03:23:29 PM  
OK, Ishidan.

I'll start it off.

Two drunks walk into a bar. One pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist...
2001-09-30 03:47:40 PM  
gives new meaning to raising your colors doesn't it?

2001-09-30 04:00:48 PM  
We veterans have to stand at attention to "raise the colors"....

2001-09-30 04:06:55 PM  
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2001-09-30 05:19:50 PM  
I'm thinking of the end credits to Day of the Tentacle. Anyone who's beaten this game should know what I'm talking about.
2001-09-30 06:35:23 PM  
oh yea, you know that when your dick looks like the stars and stripes, you get more sex.

2001-09-30 07:08:59 PM  
WTF all my posts are being deleted!
2001-09-30 07:46:55 PM  
Are you still doing the "Boobies." stuff? :P
2001-09-30 08:07:23 PM  
Nope, not today. But they were deleted anyway.
2001-10-01 01:45:44 AM  
Pictures, dammit, pictures!
2001-10-01 09:07:55 PM  
Does it help with standing at attention and giving a snappy salute?
2001-10-06 08:31:59 AM  
What a patriotic way to show that you LOVE America......and whoever you are LOVING at the time......Whoever sent "The Daily Press" article MUST be a Newport News,Virginia resident also.....
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