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(The Daily Record)   Eiffel Tower attacked, suffering significant structural damage. Story developing   (dailyrecord.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Eiffel Tower, Easter Sunday, Boonton, vandalism, Tringali Iron Works  
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2010-04-06 3:39:44 PM  
This miniature tower, made of metal, is valued in excess of $2,000

if you have a lawn ornament worth two grand, it deserves to be vandalized
 
2010-04-06 3:49:19 PM  
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/ wanted for questioning
 
2010-04-06 3:51:58 PM  
Did a dwarf trod on it?
 
2010-04-06 3:53:47 PM  
Sacre bleu!!
 
2010-04-06 3:53:56 PM  
Non! Ma tour! C'est des conneries!
 
2010-04-06 3:59:36 PM  
I'd say the culprits are quite powerful to have caused that sort of damage to that miniature tower, because it's made of metal. And it's strong.
 
2010-04-06 4:09:10 PM  

I Said: This reeks of "false flag" attack


we need to test for traces of super-thermite and for footprints from any Trilateral Commission members who were there. you'll know these because they look like reptile tracks, since they're reptoids
 
2010-04-06 4:23:03 PM  

albo: I Said: This reeks of "false flag" attack

we need to test for traces of super-thermite and for footprints from any Trilateral Commission members who were there. you'll know these because they look like reptile tracks, since they're reptoids


Bah! Knee-jerk conspiracy theorists make me laugh. There's no evidence whatsoever that this ACCIDENT was a perfectly natural and expected occurrence, caused perhaps by migrating badgers or a domestic truffle incident. "False Flag", indeed.
 
2010-04-06 4:28:22 PM  
I found out who did this. It was a laser-rocket.


Link
 
2010-04-06 4:34:24 PM  
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2010-04-06 4:39:24 PM  
The steel simply surrendered.
 
2010-04-06 4:40:59 PM  
trolling is a art
 
2010-04-06 4:41:04 PM  
DAMN! JUST MISSED!

/America Fark Yeah!
 
2010-04-06 4:41:10 PM  
Heh heh... "Freedom" fries... heh heh
 
2010-04-06 4:41:41 PM  
Was it the Germans?
 
2010-04-06 4:42:02 PM  
Where's Michael Bay???
 
2010-04-06 4:42:31 PM  
Wow. It looks so much bigger in person.
 
2010-04-06 4:42:36 PM  
Alright, you got me. Not as good as the Lebron James dupe, but good.
 
2010-04-06 4:42:41 PM  

dead_dangler: Heh heh... "Freedom" fries... heh heh


I have no idea why that made me lol so much.
 
2010-04-06 4:42:51 PM  
Police have released a picture of the suspects:

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2010-04-06 4:43:04 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Did a dwarf trod on it?


I came here to ask something similar. Good work.
 
2010-04-06 4:43:33 PM  
I saw this on GI joe
 
2010-04-06 4:43:43 PM  
It was prolly Quebec trying to make it their own
 
2010-04-06 4:44:12 PM  
slow news day, huh?
 
2010-04-06 4:44:22 PM  
we'll pay for it, since our dollar is so strong.
 
2010-04-06 4:44:37 PM  
Nice jorb subby. Totally got me.
 
2010-04-06 4:45:00 PM  
Look at all the people who were watching it happen!

OMG (new window)
 
2010-04-06 4:45:56 PM  
Damn, that looks like tsunami damage.
 
2010-04-06 4:46:05 PM  

albo: This miniature tower, made of metal, is valued in excess of $2,000

if you have a lawn ornament worth two grand, it deserves to be vandalized


Deserves

? Just because it's expensive it deserves to be destroyed?

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2010-04-06 4:46:05 PM  
Effing Eiffel.
 
2010-04-06 4:46:11 PM  
Oh, the humanity!

/Get 'em off my lawn.
 
2010-04-06 4:46:16 PM  
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seen leaving the vicinity...

/HOT!!!
 
2010-04-06 4:46:18 PM  
damnez-vous subby!
 
2010-04-06 4:46:21 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Did a dwarf trod on it?


More important, was it to scale?

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2010-04-06 4:46:27 PM  

albo: This miniature tower, made of metal, is valued in excess of $2,000

if you have a lawn ornament worth two grand, it deserves to be vandalized


Why?
 
2010-04-06 4:47:03 PM  
+1 if I could subby
 
2010-04-06 4:47:16 PM  
Subby...you cheeky bastard.

America, FARK YEA!

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2010-04-06 4:47:23 PM  
The farce is strong in this one.

Good job subby!
 
2010-04-06 4:48:05 PM  
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Fark yeah!
 
2010-04-06 4:48:48 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee:

sorry, smidge off topic but..

Have you been away? I've just noticed you around again the last few days.
 
2010-04-06 4:48:52 PM  
Freedom Fries, never forget.
 
2010-04-06 4:49:01 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUBBY

/yay subby
 
2010-04-06 4:49:16 PM  

MycroftHolmes: albo: This miniature tower, made of metal, is valued in excess of $2,000

if you have a lawn ornament worth two grand, it deserves to be vandalized

Why?


Because people who are responsible, work hard, and make good choices shouldn't be allowed to spend their money on things.
 
2010-04-06 4:49:17 PM  
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2010-04-06 4:49:37 PM  
Wait guys, I'm finding a twitter feed, #cheeseater010, but don't tell anybody, check #elderberries45 for the list of approved twits
 
2010-04-06 4:50:09 PM  

GilRuiz1: albo: This miniature tower, made of metal, is valued in excess of $2,000

if you have a lawn ornament worth two grand, it deserves to be vandalized


Deserves? Just because it's expensive it deserves to be destroyed?


Doesn't the cop math work in reverse also? I'd value the item at $43,750
 
2010-04-06 4:51:32 PM  
 
2010-04-06 4:52:53 PM  
I suspect nanothermite.
 
2010-04-06 4:53:10 PM  
Subby got me.
 
2010-04-06 4:53:12 PM  

Dallymo: I'd say the culprits are quite powerful to have caused that sort of damage to that miniature tower, because it's made of metal. And it's strong.


Evidently someone missed an Old Glory payment.
 
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