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(TechTV)   Morgan Webb barely beating Asia Carrera   ( divider line
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16081 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2003 at 12:46 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-02 02:02:41 PM  

Agreed! And this isn't about Morgan anymore -- it's about teaching these drooling knuckledragging boneheads a lesson.

I just looked at the HTML for their page, and the voting is a form POST. How hard could it be to write a perl script to keep submitting Morgan's name? Hell, there's probably a standard class in CPAN that does just that.

Man, if I wasn't a procrastinator...
2003-05-02 02:03:16 PM  
The comments that are making fun of Asia are killing me--a great way to spend part of a Friday...
2003-05-02 02:04:42 PM  
Stubblyhead: On its way, thanks!
2003-05-02 02:05:30 PM  
Is it just me, or is that radio station really milking their best chance? I mean, it should've been over yesterday sometime.
2003-05-02 02:06:46 PM  

I think that we should beat the pants off them with honor. One click at a time. Otherwise, they'll just whine that we cheated and (to steal SteamEngineSammy's analogy) would then use the Toilet flushing sound button and disqualify the contestant.
2003-05-02 02:13:20 PM  
Final results: Morgan beats Asia by 3 votes! 198,938,234,398,213 to 198,938,234,398,210!
2003-05-02 02:14:28 PM  
Darn! Somebody else came up with the same idea. But it's a good one, so I'll repeat it.

Wil Wheaton vs. Morgan Webb!
2003-05-02 02:15:41 PM  
I always liked Asia...I think she's hot, and, yes, she is a lot smarter than the average pornstar.
2003-05-02 02:15:43 PM  
I hope this hasn't been asked before:
Is there a web feed of this radio station?

I think we should get the phone number to the station and start calling in our votes.
2003-05-02 02:17:06 PM  
This is a test:

Either Or

Morgan Webb (champ)
2003-05-02 02:17:44 PM  
Damn. didnt work. the comments page doesnt like some html stuff
2003-05-02 02:19:27 PM  
Who dares challenge the power of the FARK?

Give it up for the girl next door...

Morgan is a much better catch.

Besides, even if you managed to get a chance with Asia, the whole time you were with her you'd be thinking about all the holes she's had filled in her 'career' over the years and how horribly inadequate & useless you'd be later.
2003-05-02 02:21:02 PM  
Morgan's pulling away... 52.7% of the vote :)
2003-05-02 02:21:26 PM  
am i the only one who now has a script running on this?
2003-05-02 02:21:55 PM  
Morgan Webb (champ) 52.75%
Asia Carrera (challenger) 47.25%
55577 votes counted
2003-05-02 02:25:08 PM  
oh crap, i meant to link that. damn damn damn.
asia chat screen grab, now in link form!

would a mod please remove the above large picture?
2003-05-02 02:25:54 PM  
If Megan just barely beat Asia Carrera, then there's NO WAY she woul beat Alyson Hannigan...I Tell ya.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-05-02 02:26:08 PM  
stubbly: looks like they had the same idea.
2003-05-02 02:27:53 PM  
oh man.. no matter how many times i see those pictures of alyson hannigan, i never get tired of them. she is just way way way too hot.
2003-05-02 02:29:49 PM  
Alyson Hannigan, an actress who portrays a witch. So when you find her in a TJ bar in 50 years, fark her and run, she'll spend her living day's trying to hex you.
2003-05-02 02:31:12 PM  
Fark these twits. I just got done checking out Steph's web cam photos from last night. All other Boobies links have a new standard. Steph is the geek hotness. Wow.
2003-05-02 02:39:10 PM  
If they're gonna use a porn star to challenge Morgan, who is VERY hot, by the way, Why not use Jenna? It seems like the obvious porn star choice, and I'd much rather stick my penis into a random piece of Jenna than any part of Asia (The girl OR the country). I'd still vote Morgan, but I would hesitate...for maybe a moment too long.
2003-05-02 02:45:35 PM  
05-02-03 02:29:49 PM SteamEngineSammy
Alyson Hannigan, an actress who portrays a witch. So when you find her in a TJ bar in 50 years, fark her and run, she'll spend her living day's trying to hex you.

Why fark her and run? I'd rather just die on top of her...or under her...or sideways on...or...well you get the picture.
2003-05-02 02:49:42 PM  
RE: The pic HurlyBurly posted. Asia looks to be using the keypad or *shudder* the arrow keys for movement. I could never vote for a woman like that.
2003-05-02 03:02:43 PM  
I wish that we could get more links to Morgan Webb. I'd like to be updated every half hour about her rise in the rigged voting.
2003-05-02 03:05:15 PM  
whee, tahnk you mod! a winnar is YUO!!
2003-05-02 03:10:30 PM  

Behold the power, baby
2003-05-02 03:11:13 PM  
It is our duty as Farkers to win this for Morgan. These K-Rock assclowns have dissed us too often. I'll hijack their lame contest until they apoligize.
2003-05-02 03:22:09 PM  
Uhh, yeah. I'll bet that AAMCO banner is really effective. I'll bet a lot of people buy a new transmission online.

Hot tip: Asia Carrera is much more of a computer geek than Morgan. She builds her own computers, runs her own website, and makes her own skins for UT. Morgan is more of a geek poser reading a cue card.

But Asia has kinda creepy little beady eyes when she doesn't have a ton of makeup on...

And BTW, just because there's no DVD of Morgan taking it in the poo-chute doesn't mean she isn't a skank herself. Like you guys know anything about someone's morality. At least Asia is a really nice person who spends a lot of time talking to her goofy fans.

Now, Megan Morrone is a geek and she's married to a teacher, right? So you morally superior folks wait and vote for her.
Jesus, man, you need to get some thicker skin if you're going to hang out on this fancy Internet thing. I thought the "Great Unlaid" and Beowulf cluster things were funny.

No, you (and the other guy who said that) are wrong. If They wanted to end the poll as soon as Asia was winning, they would have, because she was winning for awhile.
2003-05-02 03:36:57 PM  
BadBatsuMaru2: But she hasn't had the lead since Thursday morning, during the original voting cycle. At that point, the contest would have been called early, not late. At the time(s) it was to have ended, Megan was in the lead. Both days.

I agree Asia seems cool, but she's not my cup of tea. I don't know that Morgan is either, but I'll vote for her over Asia on the basic principal that she isn't knob-gobbling for money.

As far as I know, K-Rock had never used a porn star before this voting, everyone was a model or in movies or on TV. So combine that with the fact that this vote is now to the point that the K-Rock people want to get Asia ahead before they end it, and I'll vote for Morgan.
2003-05-02 03:38:38 PM  
OK, no question that the KROCK people are asshats, so it would be funny to see them foiled. But Asia is actually quite intelligent. And if you guys think SHE'S skanky....then you haven't watched much porn. *shudder*
2003-05-02 03:48:21 PM  
The only way im voting for a porn star is if they put sylvia saint there..

Asia is soooooooooo skanky, like (to rip off the simpsons) Level 5, or Chrisitina Aguilera amount of skank coverage.

Vote Morgan, shes such a hottie. Except for that 3 beer cans in a garbage bag she calls a chest(heard that from a farker a few days ago, sadly I agree).
2003-05-02 03:52:05 PM  
Eardrum: that's right, some of our sex lives involve real women... ;)
2003-05-02 03:52:41 PM  
A vote for Morgan is a vote for the juggernaut that is fark.
There's nothing else to it.

Well, except maybe the fact that Asia would be the better candidate to star in "Fists in my Lotus IX"
2003-05-02 03:58:07 PM  

I'm not the biggest Asia fan. I think Asia's cool, but Morgan's cuter.

It's just silly going on about some sort of a conspiracy. The guys running that site are obviously just having fun, or they would put hot chicks against her instead of computers and porn-star geeks.

If they were that upset about it, they would've halted voting as soon as the link showed up on Fark (because Asia was winning at that time). They could easily back up the claim that Fark had skewed the results, since Morgan shot ahead immediately when the link went on Fark.

Then you have people like Tressermckay who admit they're going around to boards trying to get droves of people to go vote for Morgan. If there's any conspiracy, it's a conspiracy to vote for Morgan and keep this damn link popping up every day.
2003-05-02 03:59:38 PM  
Voting's over... Morgan wins again!

The next challenger? Kristy Swanson.
2003-05-02 04:02:34 PM  
Asia does anal. Does Morgan?
2003-05-02 04:03:48 PM  
BadBatsuMaru2: That's cool, they just did. ;)
2003-05-02 04:04:13 PM  
I voted for Morgan only b/c I want to see her go up against ALlison hannigan. = )

Have you guys actually seen her on X-Play? Its like she's freaked out being a co-host b/c she just stands there like a bump on a log barely ever saying anything...
2003-05-02 04:05:39 PM  
KROQ listeners, from reading their discussion forums, are a bunch of whiney biatches.
2003-05-02 04:08:14 PM  
See, just look at what Eardrum_buzz and Wedgie_Lord just said. Yeah, let's "foil" the "asshats" running that site. A vote for Morgan is a vote for Fark!

That's PATHETIC. Deliberately trying to ruin a poll just to prove a lot of people come to Fark.

And you're stirring up all this anti-KROCK sentiment to what, sell more gum? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Bunch of easily lead automatons. Try thinking for yourselves.
2003-05-02 04:08:20 PM  
No Wil? Not even a Geek? The origional Buffy?
Now their just asking for it.
2003-05-02 04:08:59 PM  
sigh, Morgan looks to be quite the toad. I can't see how anybody ever voted for her. Too many TechTV fans, I guess. :(
2003-05-02 04:35:42 PM  
I find the idea of Morgan beating Asia to be strangely erotic. Must. Have. Pictures. Now.
2003-05-02 05:10:01 PM  
FarkONYX, you're not the only one.. I had a couple of machines running scripts to 'encourage' the voting..
2003-05-02 05:12:09 PM  
I'd also like to see Morgan Webb up against Alyson Hannigan or maybe Sumi Das ..
2003-05-02 06:13:16 PM  
A vote for Morgan is proof that Fark is indeed the home of the biggest, most pathetic FANBOY's in existence...

2003-05-02 06:54:33 PM  
Will the contestants of this poll be fighting to the death, via mud-wrestling format? 'Cause if not, I'm just not interested.
2003-05-02 07:12:11 PM  
I'm not voting for anyone. Visiting the site only encourages them.

I don't need some idiotic radio zoo to tell me who's hot and who ain't. To hell with them.
2003-05-02 07:20:49 PM  
They are both to the curb, why do they have these stupid polls anyways?
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