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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Bomb squad detonates suspicious box of dog poop   ( divider line
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2003-05-01 11:56:50 AM  
What a crappy article.
2003-05-01 11:57:39 AM  
He should have sent a poop-a-gram instead.
2003-05-01 11:58:05 AM  
I can't imagine why someone would want to divorce him.
2003-05-01 11:58:26 AM  
Warning, contents may be fecal.
2003-05-01 12:01:22 PM  
How were they able to determine that it was dog poo-poo? Taste? Texture?
2003-05-01 12:14:08 PM  
The box alarmed the private investigators, who contacted Wheaton police.

They arrived, biatched about the war, failed to get into a Star Trek movie, took Ferris for a walk, sold a couple of T-shirts, set their phasers to "blow up shiat", and left.
2003-05-01 12:14:47 PM  
sorry Wil, couldn't resist ;)
2003-05-01 12:15:57 PM  
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2003-05-01 12:21:18 PM  
Riddling it with bullets would be better, or of course setting it on fire and leaving it at someones door.

So much fun to be had with poop, so little time.
2003-05-01 12:22:55 PM  
That must have left one hell of a skidmark.
2003-05-01 12:31:18 PM  
More power to him. PI's can be scum of the Earth when they are sent after someone to provide ammunition for a divorce and custody battle. Divorce anyone when you make several 100,000's , it doesn't matter how nice you are, the process will make you nuts. His divorce is a beautiful thing.......for him to poop on.
2003-05-01 02:32:57 PM  
We don't need no fan, we have explosives!
2003-05-01 03:33:05 PM  
The Flaming Poo Bag goes high tech.
2003-05-01 07:33:34 PM  
Hey, at least the guy made his point clear. I bet the jury will let him off.
2003-05-01 07:33:37 PM  
Click here to see SFW stuff
2003-05-01 07:34:30 PM  
2003-05-01 07:36:19 PM  
poop's away!
2003-05-01 07:42:51 PM  
If it was Panda poop, you'd be looking at a BIG explosion.
2003-05-01 07:43:56 PM  
This is a clear case of Biological Terrorisim, I better don my Duct Tape Tuxedo and gas mask immedately.
2003-05-01 07:44:22 PM  
R. Edward Bates = not the brightest bulb in the box.
2003-05-01 07:47:30 PM  
I think the moral of this story is when you send people boxes of poop in a box, always be sure to label it clearly.
2003-05-01 07:48:08 PM  
Tadpole: I resemble that remark.
2003-05-01 07:48:09 PM  
Apparently it was a Weapon of Mass Defecation!
2003-05-01 07:48:12 PM  
"I was annoyed, upset and angry . . . that someone would send us dog feces,'' Olson said.

Momma always said it was the thought that counts. Some people are just ungrateful.
2003-05-01 07:49:49 PM  
Poop is good food.
2003-05-01 07:49:52 PM  
Could be worse. It could have been human crap....
2003-05-01 07:55:27 PM  
How were they able to determine that it was dog poo-poo? Taste? Texture?

The kibble chunks.
2003-05-01 07:55:32 PM  
What to do with a 45 foot 8 ton piece of crap, smelly on arrival, in a office near Wheaton. Nobody could remember how to get rid of it. In selecting thier battle plan the PI's decided it couldn't be buried because it might soon be uncovered, it couldn't be cut up and buried because nobody wanted to cut it up, and it couldn't be burned SO DYNAMITE IT WAS! The hope was the 8 ton piece of crap would be almost disintegrated by the blast, and any small pieces left after the explosion would be taken care of by flusing it down the toilet. The dynamite was buried on the leeway side of the crap so that most of the remains would be blown away from the office. About 75 bystanders who first found the crap to be an object of curiosity before they tired of its smell, were moved back a few blocks away. But the blast blasted crap beyond all believable bounds and they were forced to run as large chunks of crap began falling everywhere and smashing cars.
2003-05-01 07:57:23 PM  

Sniffer dogs...
2003-05-01 07:59:07 PM  

Last time I heard that story it was a beached whale, not poop.
2003-05-01 07:59:57 PM  
'In this world of s*it
Baby you are it'
2003-05-01 08:01:48 PM  
Well I'm certainly glad they clarified it was "stinky" dog poop, I would've wondered about that all night...

(tosses and turns in bed): Yes, but was it stinky dog poop?
2003-05-01 08:03:06 PM  
I hope that guy dosen't get too much punishment for it, I mean come on, hasn't everyone sent a box of.....

2003-05-01 08:03:12 PM  
For me to poop on!

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2003-05-01 08:03:27 PM  
Well that's really shiatty.
2003-05-01 08:07:12 PM  
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"What a waste of perfectly good poop."
2003-05-01 08:07:26 PM  
yes it's a beached whale parody
2003-05-01 08:13:24 PM  
"Never do anything in anger."
(any lawyer worth his salt)
2003-05-01 08:15:10 PM  
2003-05-01 08:19:03 PM  


Adam Sandler
2003-05-01 08:22:49 PM  
R.I.P mr. hanky
2003-05-01 08:28:34 PM  
dont say shiat, say poo!

/southpark MOVIE that nobody quotes
2003-05-01 08:31:18 PM  
As we're on the subject of poop, take a look at this. I laughed so hard I almost shat myself, too!
2003-05-01 08:36:01 PM  
If it weren't for the warning, for all they knew it could have come from the lawyers. Thry spew poo for a living.
2003-05-01 08:52:56 PM  
I don't think he should be charged with anything. I think his actions were justified. It's worse to sift through someone's garbage than to mail someone poop.
2003-05-01 08:57:42 PM  
I bet Bates was annoyed, upset and angry... that someone had been hired to spy on him.
2003-05-01 09:02:21 PM  
Dog poop became dog pop.
2003-05-01 09:15:40 PM least 10 smaller bags of stinky dog poop.

As opposed to the non-stinky variety.

YTTH - that story was funny, yet disturbing. And once the dude said he was wearing elasticized sweatpants, it explained a lot.
2003-05-01 09:24:37 PM  
Someone post the Quizzical Dog please. I miss his quizzical face.
2003-05-01 09:25:16 PM  

see what that perfectly good poo could have been used for! come on people, quit being wasteful!
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