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7751 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2003 at 5:05 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-05-01 10:07:28 AM  
2003-05-01 05:07:14 PM  
Tee hee.
2003-05-01 05:07:55 PM  
I tried to read it. I really did. I just couldn't. But let me just say that I don't get it.
2003-05-01 05:07:58 PM  

2003-05-01 05:10:02 PM  
Nazis in penguin suits. I still have scars (mostly mental) from Catholic school. The nuns beat you silly, then the priest beats your willy.
2003-05-01 05:10:44 PM  
I knew a nun who tried to start a regimen of exercise.
She couldn't get into the habit.
2003-05-01 05:10:54 PM  
They really crossed the line this time.
2003-05-01 05:11:12 PM  
i hate that freakin long neck ad guy.
someone should cut him off at the neck.
2003-05-01 05:12:41 PM  
First image under GIS for "nun habit":
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I don't even want to know!
2003-05-01 05:13:40 PM  
They are truly un-convent-ional
2003-05-01 05:17:45 PM  
This man wants to help tighten your buns.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-05-01 05:18:30 PM  
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"and lift, and genuflect...!"

2003-05-01 05:26:16 PM  
I guess this will make their husband happy.
2003-05-01 05:30:38 PM  
Off topic, but that little asian chick on Fark's left navigation bar is kinda cute.
2003-05-01 05:34:54 PM  
time to kick the habit!
2003-05-01 05:54:22 PM  
There's an image. A sweaty, wrinkled penguin.
2003-05-01 05:58:13 PM  
Give it a few generations, and then let them develop a martial arts style. Then we could pit them against a group of Shaolin monks or something.
2003-05-01 06:46:48 PM  
Haha, I was beginning to think I was the only one that thought so Pisschrist...I mentioned that in an earlier thread.
2003-05-01 06:55:17 PM  
She's a cutie, all right.
2003-05-01 06:58:08 PM  
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street
First nun: 'I've never come like this before'
second nun: 'I know, its the cobbles'
2003-05-01 08:10:55 PM about a little story? I was on the Jameson's Literary Pub Crawl in Dublin a week or two ago (you actually hit pubs where famous authors boozed, all while getting entertainment from the two actors/guides...a good night!) and heard a good story from one of the guides about one of the other people running the show. Cut me a break on the nun heirarchy, I'm farking Lutheran...

A relatively new tour guide takes a group around Dublin. At one stop, he proceeds to tell this this joke:

One day, in a convent, the cleaning guy is walking through the yard and comes upon the donkey, laying on the ground dead. Unfortunately, had died in a rather aroused state, and it's member was quite exposed. The cleaner knew the women would have a fit if they saw him dragging the donkey off like that, so he decided to chop off the offending member and toss it over the fence into the bushes. Again, unfortunately, he tossed it too far, into the grass. Now some of the nuns come along, and are shocked to see it on the ground. They call the mother superior over, who looks at it, and wails, "Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, look what somebody's done to Father O'Flaherty!"

The guide looks around, gets only stares from the group. He can't figure out what went wrong. Finally, one of the women breaks the silence. "By the way, did we mention we were nuns?" He retorts, "Just my luck, plain-clothes nuns!"

Okay, it was funnier after the first six pints.
2003-05-01 08:13:19 PM  
2003-05-01 08:23:51 PM  
Mandel has devised a light workout for the sisterhood aimed at alleviating stress...

Since the Nuns don't have more *cough* traditional methods of stress relief to fall back on.

In the words of a great comic: 'Nun - the name says it all'
2003-05-01 09:05:29 PM  
"sweatin' out your sins" really bad publicity stunt just to get an excercise book out. they are going to hell but with buns of steel
2003-05-01 09:31:36 PM  
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2003-05-01 09:42:33 PM  
Hey Tadlette:

The nuns at my catlick grade school were in charge of maintaining all the candles. And some of those bad boy candles were huge.
They sure knew how to handle them.
2003-05-01 10:42:17 PM  
Wow where was Jeho's chick when I was in church?
2003-05-02 12:54:56 AM  
Mmmmmm.... nuns.
2003-05-02 10:34:03 PM  
Nuns o steel

Get it?

(Credit goes to Conan O'Brien's staff)
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