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(eBay)   Mans sells guitar, bidders get more than they wanted. Hint: Supersize righthand picture   ( divider line
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226386 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2003 at 6:27 PM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-04-30 11:41:57 AM  
2003-04-30 11:43:23 AM  
Bought to you by the Ebay Teapot guy.

Why is it the guys with the smallest equipment always post
it for sale and want you to call them.
2003-04-30 11:44:39 AM  
Yeah, that's REAL and ORIGINAL. Notice the arm?
2003-04-30 11:44:48 AM  
Ok - looks like a photoshop, imo. Looks like it's two different 'poses' of this guy at the same time - unless, of course, there are two of them 'enjoying' this guitar at the same time...
2003-04-30 11:45:24 AM  
2003-04-30 11:45:34 AM  
That's freakin' hilarious.
2003-04-30 11:46:42 AM  
2003-04-30 11:47:25 AM  
tears - running down my face ---- must leave now...
2003-04-30 11:54:06 AM  
"Upon further review...this has definitely been photoshopped."

But WHY??!!
2003-04-30 12:00:25 PM  
alas, they don't look like the same picture.
2003-04-30 12:00:26 PM  
I wonder if he is selling the guitar for someone else.

All of his other auctions are nothing like this one and the items aren't even musical. Hmmm wonder if he even knows it's there.
2003-04-30 12:03:31 PM  
When will people learn?
2003-04-30 12:07:19 PM  
Who says Indidanapolis isn't boring?
2003-04-30 12:12:12 PM  
Even if it is fake and the teapot guy it's especially funny because my husband sells Gibson Les Paul parts online. Happily, this is not him pictured.
2003-04-30 12:40:10 PM  
it hasn't been 'shopped. notice the curvature. it's kind of like having 2 fish eye lenses next to each other, getting slightly different views.

what a nut.
2003-04-30 12:46:28 PM  
"notice the curvature"

umm no thanks.

I agree with Flyinglemur
I think it was shopped. The arm with the camera is different and so are the legs in both photos, in one photo the legs are spread wider than the other.
2003-04-30 12:58:32 PM  
I don't think it's's the curvature and angle of diffraction making the pictures look different. If it were pshopped, the two images would tend to look exactly the same. This is really funny.
2003-04-30 1:06:14 PM  
Does he know? If not, should we tell him? Or leave it there for the Classic Farkers to "enjoy" as well?
2003-04-30 1:12:20 PM  
He must know by now. Shouldn't this get a "weiners" tag, by the way?
2003-04-30 1:15:14 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

supersized NSFW
2003-04-30 1:16:28 PM  
holy shiat - what a freak
2003-04-30 1:19:57 PM  
by the way, don't think it's a photoshop - look at the other pictures (if you can) - you can see his bare feet - seriously wrong.
2003-04-30 1:24:50 PM  
Yeah, now I would have to agree that this isn't a photoshop - what I thought was his hand fiddling with his bow string was just a roll of fat and his arm was in fact raised just like in the other reflection. (ACK!)
Now, I need to find another photo to rid me of this picture in my head!
2003-04-30 1:26:04 PM  
I don't think its PS'd either. The reflections are on two different curves. I think he's squatting (ugh) in front of the left-side chrome piece.
2003-04-30 1:26:54 PM  
I saved it in case it gets pulled after going to the main page. And no...I didn't save it for any other reason; He's really not my type.
2003-04-30 1:30:50 PM  
From his Ebay store page:

"A good friend of mine happens to be real good at finding things to sell. He knows nothing about ebay, so a partnership is formed!. We will have all sorts of stuff. Keep watching. I should have new stuff every week or so. Thanks...Bob"

So maybe it isn't photoshopped and the guys are just exchanging items?
2003-04-30 2:28:30 PM  
If this is a pshop job, then it's a damn fine one and deserves some recognition (if it weren't for the subject). Notice the guitar case in the background of the reflection on the right side. The floor and the case have the correct color/shading and they're aligned properly. It's either one of the best photoshops ever, or it's real.
2003-04-30 3:04:05 PM  
His counter is jumping by thousands hourly now.
eBay will notice soon, ah eBay big brother of yard sales.
2003-04-30 3:04:59 PM  
I vote for real. I think that's the curvature of the brass shiny thing.

That's my professional opinion, take it to the bank.
2003-04-30 3:07:26 PM  
Dear lord what a fetish. Naked ebaying. Just when you thought you've seen/done it all.
2003-04-30 3:09:22 PM  
Let's just hope he doesn't start selling mirrors or anything...
2003-04-30 3:42:01 PM  
Ha....that was funny some funny stuff....just be glad it wasn't...uh....something else that is also reflective but larger...
2003-04-30 4:00:18 PM  
The guitar's a beauty. But I could never hold it without thinking about him playing it naked. (shivers)
If he wanted guys to buy it he should have had an attractive woman in his place in that photo.
2003-04-30 4:30:54 PM  
His phone number is included in the ad.

Dave's not here, man.
2003-04-30 5:01:48 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
It's probably also worth noting that the Jimmy Hoffa mystery has apparently been solved.
2003-04-30 5:14:31 PM  
Bwaaaaaaa! Haaaahahahaaaaaaaaa! Hahahaaaaaaaa!

This guy's sitting there in his all-togethers going, "Wow, man, 15,000 hits and climbing!"
2003-04-30 5:27:11 PM  
2003-04-30 5:44:05 PM  
oh, my good gracious!
2003-04-30 6:29:55 PM  
Nekkid Ebay... new on the Naked News....
2003-04-30 6:30:08 PM  
I think the tea pot guy is up to no good again
2003-04-30 6:31:59 PM  
C'mon people. That's not a fake. It's a oblique image from rounder metal machine heads.

damn funny too
2003-04-30 6:32:11 PM  
Gah, does everyone on Ebay photograph their items while naked?
2003-04-30 6:32:24 PM  
What does he use as a guitar pick? Ugh...
2003-04-30 6:32:38 PM  
"Billy Bob's Equipment", indeed!
2003-04-30 6:32:44 PM  
thats awful!
2003-04-30 6:33:28 PM  
2003-04-30 6:33:38 PM  
The best hilarity is the unintentional. I now need to take some drugs to stop laughing.
2003-04-30 6:33:54 PM  
Thats hillarious!
2003-04-30 6:34:05 PM  
Why are his hands so low?
Is he taking a one-eyed-snake view shot of the products?
2003-04-30 6:34:21 PM  

that is all
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