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(Carson)   Christina Aguilera gets a full beating with the ugly stick   ( divider line
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219644 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2003 at 5:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-29 06:13:47 PM  
Utter_bastard: Yeah, I'll have to agree with that. I pay half of a 1650/month rent for a single apartment in San Francisco, and I still spend all my time on fark anyway. :(
2003-04-29 06:13:58 PM  
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2003-04-29 06:14:15 PM  
I don't know why everyone is saying she's ugly NOW. She's always been ugly and skanky. The one thing I will give her, that she at least wasn't afraid to flaunt her skankiness and embrace it. Unlike Ms. Spears, who tried to act all prim & proper when we allllll know that long ago she was dabbling in recreactional activities which, among others, included bumping uglies with Justin and a few other "lucky" bachelors.

I really don't know which is worse, however: hideous, fake, orange, anorexic, Jersey mall hair Christina OR frightening, pale, slighty chunky, greasy-haired Christina???
2003-04-29 06:14:17 PM  
Now all the guys who can only hit obese chicks can lay claim to her.

Yeah you've been farking a fat assed girl that is 320 pounds, you'll fark anything.
2003-04-29 06:15:49 PM  
Where's Wexford? I thought she was from Pittsburgh.

That clip was very funny, though. Good work Cscx.
2003-04-29 06:15:53 PM  
I agree: At least she isn't doing the Dee Snyder thing anymore. She looked like one of those street urchins in certain war-torn regions of South America. With the darker hair and with it pulled up and the white dress, she looks almost (dare I say it?) classy. Almost.

That being said, I agree that she looks healthier with some meat on her bones, but a workout regimen and staying away from the greasy fries wouldn't do her any harm.

Whether she decides to be musician or model, I don't think anyone will ever take her very seriously anyway.

Getting my eyeballs sandpapered
Um... I'll take, "What I'd Rather Be Doing Than Listening To Christina Aguilera's Music" for a thousand, Alex.
2003-04-29 06:16:22 PM  
I pay less than a third of that for a 1000 sq ft place here 1br here. My family wants me to move back to Atlanta, fat chance of that. Nothing like heat, humidity and over priced homes and apartments.
2003-04-29 06:16:23 PM  
She was never particularly attractive to begin with, and I don't think it's so much that she's horribly overweight, it's that she's still trying to dress like she wears a size 0. People who don't wear the right size clothing scare me.

Either that, or it's her cousin's neighbor, Daphne!

/Andy Dick reference

2003-04-29 06:16:27 PM  
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She was hotter when she was a nun.
2003-04-29 06:16:53 PM  
the Aguileras eat their young
2003-04-29 06:17:05 PM  
Recockulous: Wexford is a completely forgettable suburb of Pittsburgh. As bland as you'd imagine a suburb could be.
2003-04-29 06:17:07 PM  
Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect bride
Or a perfect daughter
Can it be
I'm not meant to play this part?
Now I see
That if I were to truly
To be myself
I would break my family's heart

Who is that girl I see
Staring straight
Back at me?
Why is my reflection someone I don't know?
Somehow I cannot hide
Who I am
Though I've tried
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?
2003-04-29 06:17:11 PM  
Nothing 'hot' about that nun picture either. Gross.
2003-04-29 06:18:10 PM  
Naughty baby did a no-no.

/Andy Dick
2003-04-29 06:18:47 PM  

Man, how high are your standards? What do you, run a modeling agency or something? Tell me you don't honestly think she's fat!
2003-04-29 06:19:12 PM was a joke.
2003-04-29 06:19:16 PM  
Porky pop star Christina Aguilera has piled on 12 kilograms in two months but she isn't fat, insists her PR, "she's just carb-loading to prepare for her gruelling tour with Justin Timberlake". Timberlake, meanwhile, has reportedly issued an edict that no staff at the London hotel where he'll stay during his British tour may speak to him
directly - they have to communicate through his staff.
2003-04-29 06:19:34 PM  
No way she's fat: you farkers are WAY TO PICKY!! Jesus Christ! You know how much action you'd get if you weren't so damned picky?! But wait, I'd bet that all you guys are just putting on a show, because you pathetic virgins would hit a farking dog if given half a chance!

But yeah, she did hit the ugly tree or something.
2003-04-29 06:19:54 PM  
bravo Kurt
2003-04-29 06:20:03 PM  
Just making sure toast ;) some people get off at the weirdest things!
2003-04-29 06:20:35 PM  
Woo Hoo, about time, she's always been little C Uglylera. Now she's putting weight on too.

Yes, she can sing, but she is no sex symbol.
2003-04-29 06:21:11 PM  
Wow. There seems to be a lot of people saying that it's her face that is weird. Or that he clothes are way to small and too skanky.

Nope. It's the fat. She's a chubby girl now.
2003-04-29 06:22:47 PM  
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The real Christina, that is, not the bleached, lipo'd, coked-out, talentless corporate Golem she's been turned into.

Okay, maybe the lack of talent hasn't changed much...

/wonder how much she got for her soul?
2003-04-29 06:23:16 PM  
Junk inna trunk wit the tig ol bitties....

Had to be said. I still wouldn't hit it with a Buick.

Her head is too big. Even now, it's all out of proportion with the rest of her body. Kinda creepy, really...
2003-04-29 06:23:30 PM  

"Lumbering piewagon"? Man, you should have enabled voting for that blast. Well played.

2003-04-29 06:24:22 PM  

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Dear Mr. Hinckley, Do not shoot Reagan on my behalf.
Love, Jodie

I think the new pics look better than the old.
2003-04-29 06:25:15 PM  
I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.
2003-04-29 06:25:23 PM  
since when is she a brunette? that seriously doesn't look a thing like her.
2003-04-29 06:26:11 PM  
I'd hit it...

...with the Ugly Stick.

2003-04-29 06:26:23 PM  
My post in today's Photoshop thread:
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/vote whoring
2003-04-29 06:27:13 PM  
Timberlake, meanwhile, has reportedly issued an edict that no staff at the London hotel where he'll stay during his British tour may speak to him
directly - they have to communicate through his staff

As big headed as that sounds, it is probably the result of years of having people throng about you who are supposed to be working for you (or for the place you are staying).
I used to work in an arena and thought it pitiful the number of people who would fall all over themselves over anyone with some level of celebrity. Even Henry Winkler.
2003-04-29 06:27:40 PM  
She needs to hit the gym, and go on a diet. And go back to being blonde. Very few girls can pull off the brunette/black hair thing. Mandy Moore needs to do it too. We all want the blue eyed, blonde hair girl.
2003-04-29 06:28:01 PM  
You guys really think she is too fat?
2003-04-29 06:28:07 PM  
04-29-03 05:49:43 PM Lord_Dubu
OK, maybe I'm gonna get eaten alive for this...

but what's the big deal?

So she's got a little meat, nothing wrong with that. Honestly it's comments like these that give women eating disorders.

thank you for saying that. it's true. comments like these, media, society, parents, all these things when compounded with the "traumas" of puberty add up to, sadly often, toilet hugging and/or meal skipping.

- e/d survivor
2003-04-29 06:29:04 PM  
I'd like to see some of the tail being pulled in by those calling her "fat" or "ugly."
2003-04-29 06:29:26 PM  
Mmmmm, Cyndi Lauper! (drool)
2003-04-29 06:30:58 PM  
Fat or thin, I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
2003-04-29 06:31:50 PM  
I still would not kick her out of bed unless she was better on the floor. Besides... now she has more cushion so I won't bruise my hips on her bony ass.
2003-04-29 06:32:29 PM  
has anyone noticed that she is incredibly dark on her face, but her boobs are really really really freaking white. They may even be whiter than mine. Where did that hispanic blood go to?
2003-04-29 06:32:46 PM  
Feh, now she looks average, and average isn't good in the spotlight.
2003-04-29 06:33:16 PM  
I saw a pic of her last month or so and told a friend "i bet shes pregnant"... shes doubled in size since then. And her boobs are really big and saggy, this is pregnancy fat not mcdonalds fat (unless she shoves burgers in her pussy, actually she probably does, and is giving birth to a processed cow)

wonder who's the daddy? Anyone seen Fb- lately?
2003-04-29 06:33:31 PM  
no farking way, that isnt her, just as someone said b4, probably a look alike contest or something
2003-04-29 06:33:41 PM  
Sweet Mother Of God! This is a sign of the apocolypse. Why Christina, why?? I so wanted to wax that azz, but now... well... OK, I'll still wax it, but I won't be happy about it.
2003-04-29 06:34:11 PM  
She fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2003-04-29 06:34:16 PM  
Actually it just looks like she isn't wearing as much makeup.
2003-04-29 06:35:26 PM  
Hebalo Words may not work, but I'm willing give a blow to the base of the skull a try.
2003-04-29 06:35:37 PM  
My God. WTF happened. Not good. But don't get me wrong I'd still, well you know how the saying goes. Of course I have very loose standards when it comes to one-nighters and hook ups.
2003-04-29 06:36:24 PM  
celebrities looking ugly??? NO WAY!!!


pepito pea
2003-04-29 06:38:32 PM  
So _THAT'S_ why she wrote that "beautiful" or whatever song, an attempted pre-emptive compensatory strike!!

But no seriously. Good she doesn't look annorexic, but this is just.. a little too.. weird. She's just gotta be pregnant.
2003-04-29 06:39:17 PM  
Pepitopea: Interesting site you have.
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