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(Carson)   Christina Aguilera gets a full beating with the ugly stick   ( divider line
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223955 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 29 Apr 2003 at 5:39 PM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-04-29 5:40:42 PM  
2003-04-29 5:40:59 PM  
Well, is she trying to look more like a slut, or less like one?
2003-04-29 5:41:24 PM  
VH1 is gonna offer her a reality show pretty soon.
2003-04-29 5:41:32 PM  
Wow, someone's getting off of coke...
2003-04-29 5:41:32 PM  
sad... just... sad
2003-04-29 5:41:45 PM  
shes not christina anymore, she is going under the alias mega-whore
2003-04-29 5:41:46 PM  
Fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?
2003-04-29 5:42:02 PM  


2003-04-29 5:42:08 PM  
I was reading some article on her (at the gym; magazines are free and I'll read almost anything to pass the time), and she was saying how she doesn't diet, loves McDonald's and rarely works out. I thought at that moment, "You know, she hits 22-24, her metabolism drops, and she's farked". I see now that that time has come.
2003-04-29 5:42:17 PM  
Everytime I see that stud on the side of her nose, for an instant I think she didn't blow her nose properly and that's a big drop of snot sitting there.
2003-04-29 5:42:37 PM  
used to be pretty hot...but that, god what the hell happend. i hate to say it but i no longer would hit it
2003-04-29 5:42:41 PM  
I thought she was starting to look fat.
2003-04-29 5:42:42 PM  
I'd still hit it.

2003-04-29 5:42:46 PM  
still hitting with more padding!
2003-04-29 5:42:52 PM  
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That looks like that last place entrant in a bad lookalike contestent.
2003-04-29 5:42:57 PM  
I'd like to beat her with my ugly stick...
2003-04-29 5:43:08 PM  
Remember how 200 years ago scientists were respected and entertainers were seen as sort of silly and lower? Well things like this bring back the cycle of history.
2003-04-29 5:43:11 PM  
I still wouldn't hit it.
2003-04-29 5:43:11 PM  
2003-04-29 5:43:39 PM  
check out the sweet BBQ grille
2003-04-29 5:43:40 PM  
Coming up next on E!: 'Christina Aguilera: A Nightmare Descent Into Big Macs & Large Fries.'
2003-04-29 5:43:55 PM  
No Farking way.... I still don't believe that that's her.
2003-04-29 5:44:04 PM  
Holy shiat. From this to this.
2003-04-29 5:44:09 PM  
The article 4 down, The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!, is a classic.
2003-04-29 5:44:17 PM  
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I think she wet herself.

2003-04-29 5:44:18 PM  
No no no, that's her step sister, Larry.
2003-04-29 5:44:32 PM  
She's done.
2003-04-29 5:44:48 PM  
actually, I thought she was WAY too skinny before. FREAKY skinny. But NOW she's gone the way of the Big Mac. So sad. So very, very sad.
woof. woof.
2003-04-29 5:45:01 PM  
Y'all are why I rarely come into the threads anymore. Stupid farkers.
2003-04-29 5:45:02 PM  
Wow, so she's growing up.

What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?
2003-04-29 5:45:14 PM  
What's up with the farked up colouring on her face? It's like she's a shade of orange now.
And the sad part is that the only thing decent on her now (cleavage) is fake. She's had two boob jobs since she got famous.

It's things like this that make me proud to be a "I'd fark Britney instead of Christina" club member.
2003-04-29 5:45:23 PM  
Holy crap what the hell was that?

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2003-04-29 5:46:05 PM  
2003-04-29 5:46:19 PM  
From the Sun:

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2003-04-29 5:46:20 PM  
She is definately pregnant, and the daddy will never be found
2003-04-29 5:46:28 PM  
I'm scared and need comforting.
2003-04-29 5:46:30 PM  
she was a teen when she was 65lbs... now she's getting older and gaining the freshman 15(0)... not to mention said beating with said fugly stick...
2003-04-29 5:46:30 PM  
Longview - that's her 'makeup'. She always seems to wear it like that. Sad that money can't buy her a makeup artist (or a personal trainer for that matter)
2003-04-29 5:46:33 PM  
I see kittens... Alive and kicking, spared another life.
2003-04-29 5:46:43 PM  
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then the tree fell on her. She was then taken to the ugly hospital in the ugly ambulance. However she never reached the hospital because the ugly ambulance crashed into the ugly bus.
2003-04-29 5:46:45 PM  
These pop starlets are all the same. They wouldn't look so focking pretty if they didn't load layers of makeup on and spend hours with their hair.
2003-04-29 5:46:47 PM  
wow, i have to admit - it really IS satisfying to see someone like her get fat and ugly. i'm so ashamed.

/hopes britney's next
2003-04-29 5:46:48 PM  
Scroll down to the part about "The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!" The video is here.

2003-04-29 5:47:23 PM  
Oh please. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... personally I'm happy she dropped the Dee Snider look, that was just creepy. Now she's actually proportioned like a good half of humanity. If this

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is "ugly", then stop the fscking planet. I want off.
2003-04-29 5:47:30 PM  
that first picture is where nightmares get their ideas
2003-04-29 5:48:07 PM  
Kyosuke - What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?

No, eating healthy and working out would be a start.
2003-04-29 5:48:15 PM  
Flakeloaf: It's not the body, it's the face. GAH. Then again, not like it wasn't GAH before.
2003-04-29 5:48:25 PM  
When she's thin she's a too skinny, when she heavy she's too fat. Some people are too opinionated. I'd love to see pictures of all of you flaming her for putting on a few lbs.

On a side note, I think she's an obnoxious 'B' that needs to be humbled. Maybe this is the Music God's way of chastising her for her lack charity.

2003-04-29 5:48:32 PM  

gotta be.

Could I care less?
2003-04-29 5:48:32 PM  
i think this might have happend sometime after she mysteriously got the "skank" accent... or speech impediment... whatever you call it.
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