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(Globe and Mail)   British kid always sets off store alarms with "body wavelengths"   ( divider line
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751 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2000 at 8:44 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2000-12-05 10:20:25 AM  
Sure the kid''s name isn''t Eric Magnus?

...personally, for weirding out, I prefer the story under it. The one that goes "Fathers are donating sperm to impregnate the partners of their infertile sons in an attempt to continue the genetic family line."
2000-12-05 1:25:16 PM  
That one sicked me out no end. "Hey honey, it seems I''m shooting blanks, but the line must go on, so I''ve invited Dad over for dinner..."
2000-12-05 2:28:01 PM  
Body wavelengths? Yeah, right. It''s called "BO."
2000-12-05 4:24:21 PM  
This gives me an idea. When I have children (God save us all), I''m going to have one of those security tags surgically implanted in each one. Fark ''em.
2000-12-05 4:38:13 PM  
So X-men real exist?
2000-12-05 4:38:50 PM  
So X-men really exist?
2000-12-05 5:23:29 PM  
schwillin: Yes, but that''s about as exciting as they get. No walking through walls or snapping out razor-sharp adamantium claws here, folks. Witness the next generation of Homo Superior. Larry Grizzledick''s powers manifestes themselves at age 13, when he was bitten by a radioactive dog. Now he can tell what you had for lunch just by sniffing your ass. Little Lucy Lipschitz is a menace to society with her awesome mental ability to communicate with automatic garage-door openers. Christ, I oughta write a roleplaying game.
2000-12-06 3:52:33 PM  
The funny thing is that nobody comes back to old message boards so it doesnt matter what I say now, Lets see, please someone quote me on this everytime I post something in fark

"I would like to see that boys penis"
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