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(Shatner.com)   Get ready for excitement. It's William Shatner's official fan club.   ( shatner.com) divider line
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1763 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Sep 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-28 12:07:47 AM  
Where's the "Shat Chat"?
2001-09-28 12:10:42 AM  
Will Wil Wheaton be joining this? I hate it when I don't get the information I need.
2001-09-28 12:14:44 AM  
No really...He's like Sofia Vergara! Just overweight, male, ugly and lacks the personality.
2001-09-28 12:42:11 AM  
Shatner has a club, doo-dah doo-dah
A green chick he will rub, all the doo-dah day.
Used to be the Cap
Now he's just flab
Put my money on that Klingon guy
To blow his ass away.
Allll the doooooo-dahhhhhhhh dayyyyyyyyyyy.

Ok, I retire from being the doo-dah guy from todays posts.
2001-09-28 12:43:30 AM  
"for" todays posts. Damn
2001-09-28 12:54:21 AM  
2001-09-28 01:01:21 AM  

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2001-09-28 01:03:38 AM  
I still wanna see Bruce Campbell as Captain of the Enterprise.
2001-09-28 01:07:48 AM  
Bruce Campbell, Captain of the Enterprise: You Klingons only have Jack and shiat for shields. And Jack just left town.
2001-09-28 01:17:27 AM  
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2001-09-28 01:29:58 AM  
What I want to know is where can I find the William farking Shatner fan club?
2001-09-28 01:48:19 AM  
Qwerty2:, from Bruce Campbell, Captain of the Enterprise: At S Mart. Shop smart, shop S Mart.
2001-09-28 06:53:44 AM  
Will Wil Wheaton be joining this?


Check out his weblog from yesterday, he just admitted to being an on-line addict.
2001-09-28 07:40:03 AM  
My.. god... I can't... get... to Mr Shatners web... page. Spock... boooooooones... help me... ok enough of that, ya I can't seem to get to his page. Oh well, as much as I love shat...
2001-09-28 08:33:32 AM  
Dammit Jim, I'm a DOCTOR! Not a T1 line!
2001-09-28 09:17:34 AM  
Will they feature a "wooden acting" workshop? Shatner has gotten so bad over the years that he lives in constant fear of woodpeckers landing on him and pecking holes in him.
2001-09-28 09:42:04 AM  
You know what Shatner's best role was? Playing himself in "Free Enterprise" Anybody who has ever watched Star Trek once should check it out, just for the Shakespeare bit at the end. Also, fans of classic Sci-Fi will enjoy many of the references (Logan's Run is a big one).

Read the IMDB Page
2001-09-28 09:43:06 AM  
Does anyone else have the uncontrollable urge to masturbate whenever they think of William Shatner, or is it just me?
2001-09-28 09:48:35 AM  
2001-09-28 11:35:15 AM  
Hey, you misspelled "excrement" in the headline, there...
2001-09-28 01:12:43 PM  
mr. tambourine man... mr. tambourine man? MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAN!
2001-09-28 01:40:55 PM  
Hehe... Am I the only one that thinks that Nissananimal should turn that pic into a FARK banner? That site sure got Farked quick too, didn't it? I guess that's what happens when you increase a site's traffic by 1000 times overnight...
2001-09-28 01:51:23 PM  
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2001-09-28 01:52:16 PM  
wil [TotalFark]
2001-09-28 06:48:08 PM  
Okay, I can't get WILLIAM farkING SHATNER'S website to come up...WTF?!

Maybe he's already IP-banned me, the fat bastard. Come and take it like a man, Shatner! You and me, two out of three falls. If I win, you apologize to thw world for Star Trek V. If you win, I shave my head, and sing "Mister Tambourine Man".
2001-09-28 07:35:01 PM  
YOU TELL HIM WIL!!! Pay-Per-View?

Maybe If he loses, he has to strip naked and scream KAHNNNNNNNN over and over?
2001-09-28 07:35:56 PM  
Or better yet.... Shatner vs. goatse_cx man
2001-09-28 07:38:04 PM  
So when can we expect the STTNG: Simply Wesley DVD's? I would grab that up in a heartbeat.
2001-09-28 09:26:45 PM  
"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
wil [TotalFark]
2001-09-28 11:13:20 PM  
Seriously, has anyone been able to get his site to load?

I knew The Shat was popular...but, damn. Could The Shat be /.-ed?
wil [TotalFark]
2001-09-28 11:16:28 PM  
Okay, so I just got in...a whole 3 minutes after posting the above. Bring the hate.

Here's what I think, FWIW: The Shat is a really, really funny guy. He's just always been a tool to me. I think his site reveals his humor, and a lot of his site seems devoted to his various charities and memorial funds.

So, keeping that in mind, I'll donate my half of the PPV funds from the duel to the charity of his choice.

2001-09-29 12:42:42 AM  
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"And on the ninth day of goatse_cx, the...Pausing...One shall spring forth from the widened orifice, fully grown and already bearing his ceremonial hairpiece. And he will be known by the name of that which usually flows from the hole of his birth: his name shall be...Shatner."
2001-09-29 01:47:14 AM  
Amen, Wil...Star Trek V should have been declared unfit for human consumption...except by Shatner, that is; he should have been forced to eat the whole thing.
2001-09-29 03:41:54 AM  
doesn't work for me... hmm. hehehehehehe, Wil, you rock my world. i know that's shameless sucking up but there it is.

beware the luck o the irish...
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