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(Reuters)   PETA president wants to be barbecued and made into leather goods   ( divider line
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8395 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2003 at 6:12 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-25 07:04:10 PM  
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"If you sit in the Nordtribune, you'll see "Crazy biatch" park at the end of pit row."

Btw, she's continues to prove she's a dumbass. F1 pits are assigned by the previous years points standings. One year Ferrari, next year could be Mindardi

/Murray Walker
2003-04-25 07:05:06 PM  
Dammit, do I have to whip out my PETA again??

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2003-04-25 07:06:09 PM  
You know, if God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
2003-04-25 07:06:21 PM  
Mmmmm... Soyent Green.
2003-04-25 07:07:33 PM  
I would go where they BBQ the woman steal it and eat it on national television..
2003-04-25 07:08:28 PM  
The dumbass tag is inappropriate.. It's truly unfortunate that these acts be shunned by the general populace without even considering the person or group's motivation.
To all you inconsiderate meat lovers, pfeh!
This endless "harvesting" of animals for consumption is the root cause of an insurmountable number of America's ills!
How can you love your country and kill it at the same time? Your government won't magically fix all the problems that plague America, the people have to take responsibility for their actions for any real progress to occur.
Living in the misted veil of ignorance will not solve a damned thing.
2003-04-25 07:09:38 PM  
My return key is broken.

/biatch session
2003-04-25 07:10:15 PM  
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2003-04-25 07:13:57 PM  
Ingrid Newkirk = some old white chick trying to make hersele feel important while ignoring REAL world problems.
2003-04-25 07:14:44 PM  
About time someone from PETA said something that I can get behind. Hell, maybe she'll start a trend and they'll start torching themselves in public by the hundreds. Ah well, a man can dream, can't he?
2003-04-25 07:14:57 PM  
TheReject Its over-rated. Trust me.
2003-04-25 07:15:59 PM  
I quote, "We hope it will start a trend," she said...

say WHAT!?
2003-04-25 07:16:57 PM  
I figured that if she's that big of a Schumacher fan, then she must be a nut.
2003-04-25 07:18:18 PM  
I quote, "We hope it will start a trend," she said...

say WHAT!?

Now, now, don't get upset.

I've been eating women for years.
2003-04-25 07:19:00 PM  
2003-04-25 07:30:12 PM  
They should feed her to pigs for a nice slab of hickory-smoked irony.
2003-04-25 07:38:46 PM  
04-25-03 07:30:12 PM LesPhilky
They should feed her to pigs for a nice slab of hickory-smoked irony.

You don't happen to own a farm in Coquitlam do you?
2003-04-25 07:39:50 PM  
"Tan me hide when I've died, Clyde"
"Tan me hide when I've died. "
"So we tanned his hide when he was dead, Fred"
"and that's it hanging on the shed"

Anyone else remember that song?
2003-04-25 07:40:37 PM  
04-25-03 06:56:06 PM TsarDony
04-25-03 06:20:16 PM King_shiat_of_turd_island
Can anybody think of an organization, other than PETA, who values an animal's "life to live" more than us humans?

I believe that the Badger Liberation Front and the Real PETA (Pandas for Ethical Treatment of Aardvarks) have that particular value.

OK, you win they got them beat by an entire homestretch...which says A LOT!
2003-04-25 07:41:37 PM  
I'd like another serving of that tasty barbecued, wrinkled dumb-biatch special. And make sure you get some sauce on this one...
2003-04-25 07:42:06 PM  
Love the editing. Past, present or future tense? It's a grab bag!
2003-04-25 07:45:38 PM  
Ahh, nothing like PeTA thread to bring farkers together. I really don't understand what she's trying to accomplish here. It looks likes she's caving into peer pressure and trying to act like the cool kids.
2003-04-25 07:49:05 PM  
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2003-04-25 07:50:00 PM  
Never got much oral sex when she was younger, eh?
2003-04-25 07:50:58 PM  
2003-04-25 07:56:37 PM  
I bet she'll be too skinny to eat. Besides, babies are more tender.

Get in mah belleh!
2003-04-25 07:57:05 PM  

that is funny
2003-04-25 07:58:21 PM  
2003-04-25 08:00:04 PM  
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2003-04-25 08:13:51 PM  
Mmm, she's making me hungry.

2003-04-25 08:27:18 PM  
"We hope it will start a trend," she said
I wholeheartedly agree, I hope that every peta member decides to make themselves into delicious BBQs and steaks. Of course, it'd help if they'd start eating meat so they can get some marbling on that flesh.
2003-04-25 08:28:53 PM  
I cant stand those PETA farkers, especially when they spray paint Old lady's fur coats. If they really were so tough, theyd also goto biker bars and spary paint Hell's Angels leather jackets.
2003-04-25 08:29:18 PM  
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Why wait for the biatch to die?

2003-04-25 08:31:12 PM  
"We hope it will start a trend," she said, adding that she had received a letter from a person interested in using their remains to promote vegetarianism.

It just might start the trend of cannibalism. Mmm. Barbequed boobies.
2003-04-25 08:33:26 PM  
Why aren't battered women ever deep-fried?

/Steven Wright
2003-04-25 08:34:36 PM  
Is she Jewish? Because that would increase the value of such items. ;-)
2003-04-25 08:34:50 PM  

Great pic. Even better: the guy in the middle is wearing an NRA hat.

2003-04-25 08:34:51 PM  
Let's get started! She can be first, and we'll work our way down the peta food chain. I'm free all next week, and I've got a bunch of nice dry wood from last fall all ready to go.
2003-04-25 08:41:28 PM  
"You don't happen to own a farm in Coquitlam do you?"

A pig will go through bone like bu-tah.
2003-04-25 08:42:39 PM  
Legopowa - you misspelled "veal".
2003-04-25 08:44:03 PM  
Ahh yes, suffering. Too bad it's just a freakin' part of the whole game and you can't wish it away. Hell, even god-damned broccoli feels pain when it's cut - so now how froggy you gonna feel next Thursday when it comes time to put those little green cuties in the bamboo steamer, huh?! Jesus H. Christ and his black, bastard brother Harry are you stupid lady! Unless the Breatharins know something we all don't, someone or something's gonna suffer to feed your grubby little tummy, so get over it already flesh tube. Just because it has eyes, or worse - sterescopic vision - huh?! What's that you say?! It looks like Uncle Ralph so you can't eat it without feeling all dirty? For shame. Really. If live has value then it all has value and it all must be respected and no manifestation of it is any more worthy or reedeeming than any other. Being guilty of interspecies discrimination is just as pathetic as any other 'ism', but hey - we all gotta eat. Thanks 'Nature'! Thanks God! Nice work there pal. Definitely 'higher powers' no matter how you stack 'em up, just don't stare too long at their track records... Ahem. <cough>
2003-04-25 08:48:01 PM  
Can we do this to all PETA folk, like, now? Please? God I hate them. I don't mind vegetarians, but I do mind people telling me that I'm a murderer because I like bacon cheesebugers (Mmmmmmmmm.... burger), and steak, and chicken, and ham, etc.
2003-04-25 08:49:06 PM  
Is PETA for or against prostitution? Lots of meat getting tenderized.
2003-04-25 08:49:31 PM  
correction: cheesebugers= cheeseburgers. D'oh!
2003-04-25 08:51:25 PM  
I hope she doesn't have a gamey leg.......
2003-04-25 09:01:19 PM  
So she is donating her organs to save millions of animals, even though she could also have used the organs to save maybe a couple human lives. Any rational person would agree that just one human life is more important that any number of animals. If you had the choice of saving a bunch of animals, or a human, which one would you choose?
2003-04-25 09:03:14 PM  
Seeing as how I kill kittens several times a week... I'd save one human.
2003-04-25 09:15:59 PM  
I think the point she is trying to make is, its okay to torture and make leather products out of humans, but a animal that doesnt really know any better is wrong wrong wrong.

PETA is so smart.
2003-04-25 09:19:46 PM  
I'm gonna burn her alive before she has the chance to do any of that shiat...what a biatch.
2003-04-25 09:46:11 PM  
An old story:

It was at Jake's farm that we saw The Hog With A Wooden Leg. We asked Jake, "How come that hog has a wooden leg?" Jake explained...

Well, one day little Timmy got trapped in a well. And this hog went to the tool shed, got a rope, tied one end to a tree with a square knot, tossed the other end down the well, and saved Timmy.

Then there was the barn fire. That night, we were sleeping, and the barn caught fire with all the animals inside. This hog unlatched the barn door, got all the animals to safety, and woke up the family.

That is one special hog, you see. And a hog that special, well, you just don't eat all at once...

So, maybe the PETA lady could just donate a leg or a butt cheek to White Castle? To tide things over for awhile?
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