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(Some Guy) Weeners Farker takes photo of roommate "sleeping with his privates outside of his boxer shorts." Posts photo on website. Friend tells victim: There's "something" you "might want to check out." Hilarity ensues. (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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42814 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2003 at 11:41 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-25 02:46:29 AM  
Feh, Looks like a homoerotic obsession if you ask me.
2003-04-25 05:09:29 AM  
Good job posting the the address of the victim.
2003-04-25 09:49:41 AM  
Boobies-lovers get Brook Bradford.
Weeners-lovers get sleeping roommate wangage.

"Ha Ha!" :-p
2003-04-25 10:00:48 AM  
Well-done page though.
2003-04-25 11:15:51 AM  
Cleverly faked page.
2003-04-25 11:42:53 AM  
How did you get the beans in front of the frank?
2003-04-25 11:43:46 AM  

But not schlick-worthy, obviously.
2003-04-25 11:43:48 AM  
Um... that's really odd. You're one sick mother farker. (No pun intended)
2003-04-25 11:44:15 AM  
What a d1ck...

2003-04-25 11:44:34 AM  
Heh, god I am glad i don't have friends or roomates like these.
2003-04-25 11:44:53 AM  
I was expecting another gay "ball-sack on passed-out guy's forehead" photo.

A lot of guys are gay and apparently don't know it. This case is compelling evidence of that fact.
2003-04-25 11:45:22 AM  
lol thats great and i agree with Ignom
2003-04-25 11:45:35 AM  
Maybe they meant that shiat on his upper arm, that doesn't look too healthy.
2003-04-25 11:46:02 AM  
Heehee. Not sure if I would want all of Fark to know my address and stuff though....
2003-04-25 11:46:13 AM  
The wrting *almost* passes for AP Style... pay more attention in journalism class, kiddos.
2003-04-25 11:46:28 AM  
Good job posting the the address of the victim.

Even better job of posting the offending pic with the article about it....lmao

2003-04-25 11:46:34 AM  
Something about this seems so wrong.
2003-04-25 11:46:57 AM  
seeing is that I am at work, and cant look at the web page (not sure I want to), anyone want to let me know what the funny is?
2003-04-25 11:47:18 AM  
How come any time a guy comes anywhere near some other guy's privates, they're gay?
2003-04-25 11:47:42 AM  
good that he's got a little somethin' to hang out
2003-04-25 11:47:46 AM  
And once again is the adage proved true: Putting pictures on the internet is like pissing in the pool. You can't just take it back out.
2003-04-25 11:47:55 AM  
Schlickworthy.. lol
2003-04-25 11:48:59 AM  
TheWordIsAsk: Nothing funny at all.
2003-04-25 11:49:06 AM  
Cola - But not schlick-worthy, obviously.

brilliant. just brilliant. "schlick-worthy" heh
2003-04-25 11:49:42 AM  
It's a sleeping guy with his dick poking out of his boxers. Obviously having a nice dream.

Surely there are some QUALITY weiners links out there? Somewhere? Hell, good pics of nice looking guys with clothes on is better than this.
2003-04-25 11:49:49 AM  
This is sacrilege.
2003-04-25 11:49:51 AM  
Another argument for the pro-brief crowd.
2003-04-25 11:50:12 AM  
WTF is the odd red line running up the shaft? Mine doesn't have that, he should have that looked at by a doctor.
2003-04-25 11:50:50 AM  
Eat it Wldncrzy14


*evil eye
2003-04-25 11:50:55 AM  
err ... I meant so say "getting a few dozen in your inbox.."
2003-04-25 11:51:29 AM  
Okay, what is my sudden obsesion with this guys twig? It is time to get off the 'puter and get back to packing.
2003-04-25 11:51:40 AM  
What, no comments on the beaver avenue address?

JennyBean: I wouldn't want that in any of my boxes.
2003-04-25 11:52:18 AM  
How come any time a guy comes anywhere near some other guy's privates, they're gay?

Tough question... Could it be that only chicks and gays like to get near other guy's privates?
2003-04-25 11:52:28 AM  
Any lawyers out there want to tell us what the sleeping guy can legally do? Providing he hasn't already pranked his buddy back with a crowbar?
2003-04-25 11:52:44 AM  
If it wasn't for the URL I'd have fallen for the prank too. People, this is FARK after all, prepare for hilarity. The only bummer is that the poor Farkettes that don't get enough weener posts.
2003-04-25 11:53:03 AM  
I could be mistaken but hasn't that picture been circulating around the net for like 2 years now?
2003-04-25 11:53:11 AM  

thankya sir.

is anybody not liking the new black names? its pissing me off

/off topic, sorry.
2003-04-25 11:53:31 AM  
Myron A. Semack and Phillip M. Sorber are accused of taking a photo of their roommate, who had been sleeping with his privates outside of his boxer shorts earlier this month, and posting the image on Semack's Web site.

A guy with the name Myron shouldnt be talking smack on anyone.
2003-04-25 11:54:17 AM  
04-25-03 11:53:03 AM Rosalea
I could be mistaken but hasn't that picture been circulating around the net for like 2 years now?

But really, you've seen one faceless d!ck shot, you've seen them all.
2003-04-25 11:54:48 AM  
That was the first (and probably last) Weeners link I ever clicked on.
2003-04-25 11:54:55 AM  
I'd post an honest-top-god weeners link, but I'm laughing to damn hard...
2003-04-25 11:55:14 AM  
04-25-03 11:47:31 AM Mister_Badass
Riiiight... first problem with that article, I doubt "News Library" would post the actual picture of teh victim's weener.

Cant get anything past you, Einstein...
2003-04-25 11:55:58 AM  
An interesting point on the gay questions. Most guys I know change and shower in locker rooms or around roommates without particularly thinking one way or the other about it. I submit that if you see "gayness" in a prank like this it may be that you aren't sure of your own orientation.
2003-04-25 11:55:59 AM  
Wait a minute, are MandM and JennyBean saying they wouldn't want a weener in their box?

"It's OK, cause it ain't no sin,
She's still got the box that the cherry came in."

Was that Zepplin, or Zappa, or someone else? I was like two when that came out.
2003-04-25 11:56:12 AM  
I feal kinda bad for The lady farkers (and some male farkers), they get some total crap from their weiners links
2003-04-25 11:56:22 AM  
Im not homophobic, but why would one guy want to photograph his roomate's exposed goodies, and put them on the internet?
2003-04-25 11:56:46 AM  
Who's the Farker who took the pic?

Or is this yet another ruse to get somethng posted?
2003-04-25 11:56:51 AM  
04-25-03 11:50:50 AM Candypants
Eat it Wldncrzy14

interestingly, he'd probably like to :)
2003-04-25 11:57:56 AM  
is anybody not liking the new black names? its pissing me off

don't make me play my race card.
2003-04-25 11:58:11 AM  
Kpar90: Just not that weener.
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