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(Times of India)   "Bin Laden 'egotistic' with large libido" says British handwriting expert   ( divider line
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2001-09-26 09:08:48 AM  
Large libido; tiny cruise missile.
2001-09-26 09:24:49 AM  
Does he have to hang a tie outside his cave when he's with some girl (or a picture of a girl)?
2001-09-26 09:39:57 AM  
2001-09-26 10:32:26 AM  
Great. A horny, insecure, spoiled, rich brat is the #1 threat to world security. Blasting his ass into the next world isn't good enough for him.
2001-09-26 11:14:29 AM  
Big nose, little hose
2001-09-26 11:23:09 AM  
I sooo wanted each quote in that to end "with homosexual tendencies" (before any of you start, im not saying theres anything wrong with that. im just sure it wouldnt be taken well by his right wing, conservative asshole buddies)
2001-09-26 11:30:35 AM  
When I first read the title, I thought I saw:
"Bin Laden 'egotistic' with large dildo" says British handballing expert.

-he who stacks pork
2001-09-26 11:39:23 AM  
"Unsurprisingly, the experts analysed Bush's signature scrawl as the mark of 'a tenacious, practical, determined man.'"

Guess i'm the only person who knows he's a beady-eyed coke-snorting ignorant failure. Everything was fine till that no-talent assclown came along.
2001-09-26 11:41:58 AM  
handwriting analysis is a limited application. you cant tell a persons libido from their handwriting anymore than you can tell personality from the bumps on a man's head.
2001-09-26 12:16:38 PM  

Of course you'd say that! What with your sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal... you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!
2001-09-26 02:19:06 PM  
baconfarker: not exactly sure where that one came from. i can only assume you are a troll. thanks for the entertainment.
2001-09-26 02:48:26 PM  
obviously you arent a Simpsons fan...
2001-09-26 02:58:54 PM  
baconfarker: whoops. my bad. i get it :)
2001-09-26 03:19:40 PM  
Leopold Porkstacker: same here.. i thought that was his pet name for his land to ass missiles.
2001-09-26 06:04:18 PM  
Two problems with putting too much faith in this analysis:

1) A person's signature usually isn't typical of his/her handwriting -- it's the face they show to the world, but if you want to get a clue what they're really like you need to look at the rest of their handwriting, not the sig.

2) Bin Laden's native language is Arabic. His native alphabet is completely from that of English-speakers, so handwriting analysis based on our English alphabet is meaningless.
2001-09-26 06:07:43 PM  
Read: completely different from that of English-speakers.

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