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2001-09-26 09:08:00 AM  
Houston Texans? Are they really running that short of racially offensive mascots to be that uncreative?
2001-09-26 09:08:02 AM  
Reminds me of the Las Vegas XFL uniforms.

Oh, and boobies, I guess.
2001-09-26 09:08:20 AM  
Or not. Two seconds late.
2001-09-26 09:10:34 AM  
I hate pantyhose on cheerleaders.
2001-09-26 09:13:17 AM  
I hate texans.
2001-09-26 09:15:10 AM  
Is it just me, or do the navy unis look just like the Broncos uniforms? For the money they spent, they can't be any more creative than that?
2001-09-26 09:17:14 AM  
Holy dog shiat! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas!
2001-09-26 09:19:21 AM  
Now, all they need is Jeff George at quarterback and i smell superbowl..........!
2001-09-26 09:26:26 AM  
Who overinflated A.J. Foyt?
2001-09-26 09:28:14 AM  
Quarlie: I thought the same thing. Damn, I miss the XFL...*sigh*
2001-09-26 09:30:05 AM  
Nothing wrong with texas, just the people.. oh and the weather sucks..
2001-09-26 09:33:04 AM  
ummm...they could at least LOSE the bras
2001-09-26 09:33:58 AM  
And they should have called the team the Houston Humidity

must be all that chemical runoff and the fact that the houston area has so many SUPERFUND toxic waste dumps, and that oil and chemical operations are totally farking the place--not to mention that its a roach-infested sewer of a city... That explains the whiz-bang of a name..

2001-09-26 09:36:59 AM  
Yum, yum gimme some.
2001-09-26 09:47:56 AM  
who else thinks it would be REALLY cool to see ZZ Top playing professional football?
2001-09-26 09:52:26 AM  
< Gunnery Sgt Hartman >

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

< /Gunnery Sgt Hartman >

Good Lawd those is ugly!
2001-09-26 09:55:22 AM  
Knitwit: totally agree- seeing those beards hanging out of the helmets. Awesome.

They can't suck half as bad as the Oilers did. Although the guy in the mascot uniform reminded me of the P.A.G.A.N. high priest from the movie "Dragnet".
2001-09-26 09:57:37 AM  
Interesting side note: if you scroll through the pictures you see local Houston legend Jim MacIngvale presenting a Houston Astro with a jersey. They guy is everywhere in Houston- trying to get bids for conventions, the olympics, donating money to everything, but what's fascinating is that (founded) rumor has it the furniture business upon which his empire is built was actually something to launder money for his coke business.
2001-09-26 10:05:06 AM  
they copied the broncos uniform =/
2001-09-26 10:11:01 AM  
I was just going to say "arn't those bronco uniforms?"
2001-09-26 10:15:15 AM  
I hope they get moved in a couple of years. Wouldn't that be funny, it would be something like the Utah Texans. Hey that's what happened with the Lakers.
2001-09-26 10:24:40 AM  
...and the Jazz
2001-09-26 10:43:03 AM  
Why are all the cheerleaders faces shiny??
2001-09-26 11:16:55 AM  
A few of their cheerleaders are kind of do-able, but the funny part of that little slideshow (the part that left me laughing hysterically) was looking at the pictures of the gay-ass cowboys with mullets!

-he who stacks pork
2001-09-26 12:30:17 PM  
a few do-able, we all know you would take any of those cheerleaders if given the chance
2001-09-26 12:31:34 PM  
They also look a little like the Bears' uniforms.
2001-09-26 02:52:01 PM  
No, Patron, actually I wouldn't. Y'see, I prefer brunette women. Sure, there are a few blonde women out there that I'd consider, but in general, about 95% of the blonde women out there just don't do it for me.

-he who stacks pork
2001-09-26 04:09:45 PM  
Nice one, Poopy
2001-09-26 04:35:49 PM  
Yeah and I heard the team was all gay.
2001-09-26 06:27:12 PM  
texas is badass so dont mess w/ it. But the team name is gay
2001-09-26 06:31:45 PM  
They are the Broncos uniforms. At least they didn't go with teal and black like every other expansion team in every sport went with a few years ago.
2001-09-26 06:36:21 PM  
I will help. I'm going to invent some new colors tonight.
Do any Pro Teams have pink uniforms? They could use that color.
2001-09-26 06:42:55 PM  
Beggars can't be choosers
2001-09-26 09:00:59 PM  
Man, it really must be the End Times...

I didn't think I'd live to see a Texan wearing a kilt! That's just wrong!
2001-09-26 09:03:18 PM  
Cool, one of the members of ZZ Top was there. Sharp dressed man. HA!
2001-09-26 09:37:00 PM  
Um, to tell a family secret, nobody in Texas is really glad about this. We've been trying to give Houston to Louisiana for the past few years, but they aren't buying it. Houston found out about the deal, and went and got themselves another crappy football team. Then they named them the Texans so we can't give them away.

"Houston Texans"? Gimme a farkin' break. Shoulda been the Houston Cancer.

Seriously, we should have put the stadium between San Antonio and Austin (about four million people within an hour's drive), and called them something like the SA Vaqueros or the Austin Slackers.
2001-09-26 10:49:34 PM  
or the Texas Executioners! Yeah, after I invent my new color I'm designing the logo.

Ok, imagine the font below this line to be smaller and humbling.
Not this line. The one below
Not trying to be mean. Just dumb and gay.
Yeah, the line above this one should be imagined as a smaller font.
2001-09-27 04:58:42 AM  
There's only two things that come from Connecticut: Antique dealers and old money! Which are you boy?
2001-09-27 03:02:32 PM  
Tex-ass sucks!
2001-09-27 10:28:19 PM  
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fark the police! fark! fark! fark the police!
2001-09-27 10:31:34 PM  
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