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(NBC5)   Swearing now legal in Chicago, dammit   ( divider line
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85 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2003 at 9:48 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-16 04:27:04 PM  
Well it's about farking time!
2003-04-16 09:50:47 PM  
Good (&^&**^%^&%$%^$^% Deal!
2003-04-16 09:51:21 PM  
shiat ya, motherfarkers!!!
2003-04-16 09:52:04 PM  
Riiiiight. Well, fark you too!
2003-04-16 09:52:21 PM  
Have people gotten fined in Chicago for this?
We now have to make it legal on Fark.
2003-04-16 09:52:55 PM  
seriously, who the fark would censor swearing. Especially do the shiat online. ain't that a biatch.
2003-04-16 09:53:16 PM  
Get the fark out of here.
2003-04-16 09:54:12 PM  
Well shiat its still not allowed here.
2003-04-16 09:57:34 PM  
Bad words don't mean you're bad. They just mean you don't know how to express yourself intelligently.
2003-04-16 09:58:29 PM  
well this shiat is great farking news!
2003-04-16 09:59:13 PM  
That has to be about the stupidest law ever, no wait, those stupid sex laws in some states are just crazy! Withh all those combined I have probably broken like 30 laws by now! And honestly how pathetic would it be to be sitting in a jail cell with a hard core criminal askin ya "what are you in for?".
2003-04-16 09:59:32 PM  
I'm fairly new here, so could someone give me a quick rundown of the do's and don'ts of what may be posted. I'm kind of clueless on some of the lingo the regulars use (though I've been able to figure out some of it). How come I've seen "forbidden" words used as people's user IDs? And how do people manage to get themselves banned?
2003-04-16 10:01:23 PM  
2003-04-16 10:07:29 PM  
2003-04-16 10:09:51 PM  
yeah, yeah, yeah. I've read through that before. But it doesn't cover all the bases. I guess I'll just have to ask about something the next time I see it (and get ridiculed by everyone). Isn't that half the fun of FARK, though?
2003-04-16 10:10:12 PM  
In the words of Sgt. Snorkle "@#!%&@#".
2003-04-16 10:10:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Ladies and Gentleman... boys and girls... the White Sox have asked that you please stay the f*** off the God**** field or someone is going to get the f***ing s*** kicked out of them next f***ing time.
2003-04-16 10:14:31 PM  
Haha, I'm so smurfing glad that they don't smurfing plan to enforce the law. Some old smurf must have been on some smurfing drugs to...(etc.)
2003-04-16 10:17:52 PM  
If you have a specific question ask away or e-mail me.
2003-04-16 10:18:02 PM  
Wisconsinite, I'll bite. I've been banned many times, usually for tongue-in-cheek offensiveness that is found to be offensive. Right now, I'm tired of being banned, and scared that it might become permanent, so I've changed my mind about giving you illustrations of my misdeeds, as you never know how a moderator is going to take it. Try some stuff out. Get banned. Apologize. Come back and try it again. XTREME FARKING is fun!
2003-04-16 10:18:08 PM  
that makes me think of when I was a kid. We used to watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood all the time and that damn cat scared the hell out of me. I talking nightmares. Once I got a little older (ripe old age of 6) I'd say "meowmeowmeowmeow" instead of swearing when I would scream at my brother.

Yes, I was beaten about the head a lot as a child.
2003-04-16 10:19:33 PM  
Next time I have a question about what will fly and what won't, you two are first on my email list :)
2003-04-16 10:19:52 PM  
Me swear?

That's n-frickin'-possible...
2003-04-16 10:20:28 PM  
Me swear?

That's Un-frickin'-possible...

2003-04-16 10:20:48 PM  
I was just enjoying some baseball and a rugby game broke out! Put the scum in the middle of a scrum! I sure that's what they call it.

/NFL Fan Out
2003-04-16 10:49:21 PM  
This is sad, the morals in this world keep tumbling down every second.
2003-04-16 10:50:05 PM  
so "indecent, lewd or filthy acts" are allowed now? man, that should help the white sox gain some respect. opposite.
2003-04-16 11:07:10 PM  
"welcome to chicago, motherfarker" by kill hannah seems appropriate to listen to at the moment
2003-04-16 11:10:19 PM  
fark shiat piss coont goddammit asshole motherfarker

Just want to see what the fark filter does.
2003-04-16 11:11:40 PM  
Hey, asshole made it through!
2003-04-16 11:14:36 PM  
Legal in Chicago, illegal on fark...:(
2003-04-16 11:24:52 PM  
BTW: grab a yahoo e-mail for your profile. Makes it easy to be contacted, yet still remain aloof.
2003-04-16 11:32:14 PM  
This law was never in effect on the south side.

example of an (usually overweight) city worker in bridgeport on lunchtime discussing the days events--

Tell those farking tree guyzs over there that this ain't motherfarking joy ride, and I'll have that farking motherfaker's ass in a farking sling If he dont shape up!

now back to my beev sandwich...
2003-04-16 11:32:29 PM  

don't forget about the Cussin' and Testin' Board

I didn't know that coont was filtered, either.
2003-04-16 11:34:33 PM  
shiat. (sugar, Honey iced Tea) shiat

fark. (For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge) fark

Those are the only words I'm sure of. Is Jesus a no no?

Other than that, pretty much anything not safe to be viewed at work, like nudity, extreme gore, dead bodies, that kind of thing. If you post something of that nature, then link and label it.

BTW I think this law is frkking ludicrus (sp?) Sort of like that law that I think is still on the Indiana books about if you're out driving at night, you have to have someone about a mile or so up ahead holding up a lantern.
2003-04-16 11:39:34 PM  
Hey! For real fun with the filter, try using the n-word. Also the name of a former farker (one word: the brand name of a popular gelatin dessert followed by the word boy).
2003-04-16 11:40:08 PM  
F me,i dont effing believe it. Bulls,Sox,Cubs,Bears and hawks suck mudderfarkin Kawks, the cvnts.
2003-04-16 11:40:22 PM  
fark shiat ass cock hell biatch ass cock ass cock ass motherfarker bastard coont

whoa, I feel better already
2003-04-16 11:41:37 PM  
Hytes Xian
2003-04-16 11:41:50 PM  
1. Address people in bold and quote in italics

2. Never say something like phirst fost, it becomes boobies. Halarity ensues.

3. Don't piss off mods (why was my last post deleted, those assholes...)

4. Don't piss people off for the sake of pissing them off. Otherwise you are deemed a troll.

5. Try to have spelling and grammer better than that of a six year old. Grammer Nazis are plentiful here.

6. Always try to refresh before you post. I haven't refreshed in about five minutes, so this post may be redundant.

If you are from Wisconsin (ala me) don't be afraid to admit it in your profile.
2003-04-16 11:46:22 PM  
oh yeah, I forgot biatch. (sorry, I don't have a funny acronym for this one.) biatch

iscoont. legal? coont

You'll find that this is a good place, pretty much everyone has brains here. just follow general good message board ettiquette, and don't try to piss people off, don't piss off the mods, don't say Phirste Pohste otherwise it becomes Boobies. You'll be fine, enjoy your farking.
2003-04-16 11:49:07 PM  
okay, I see the "C word" is not okay, why is cock okay. Jesus, what else is banned? Some clarification, please.
2003-04-16 11:50:30 PM  
I was just playing in the scratchpad, and it said "well that was a stupid post...." when I was farking with the filter.

Anyone know how to create a stupid post?
2003-04-16 11:50:40 PM  
well, the "N-word" is not in my vocabulary, so that's out. You try using that word. see what it gets you.

/not a racist, not wanting to be banned
2003-04-16 11:52:42 PM  
Chicago thread again. I know this is a threadjack, but is anyone interested in a Chicagoland/Northwest Indiana Fark Party? I can't get the Forum to load, and it's pissing me off.

/hates 56K
2003-04-16 11:53:20 PM  
It's perfectly safe. Come on, try it! The program will automatically change the word, and the mod will never even see it. Come on! Come on!!!!!
2003-04-16 11:55:14 PM  
04-16-03 11:53:20 PM Hytes Xian
It's perfectly safe. Come on, try it! The program will automatically change the word, and the mod will never even see it. Come on! Come on!!!!!

You frkking do it, I won't.

/Please don't feed the Trolls
2003-04-16 11:56:10 PM  
And please close the bold
2003-04-16 11:57:16 PM  
Think of how naughty you will feel when you see it in your comment box! The thrill you will feel as you click on add comment! Yowza!

Do it! Do it now!!!!
2003-04-16 11:58:16 PM  
shiat, I knew why I was going to post a second time. HTML basics

<i>words you want to be italicised</i> = italics

<b> words you want to be bold</b> =bold

Images are trickey. First off, it has to be online somewhere. Right click it and get its size, and address. You then type <IMG SRC="the address of the image in quotes" width="width (pixels) in quotes" height="height in quotes"> (Someone correct me if I'm wrong, I'm away from home and my cheat-sheets.) Don't post anything too big, if it doesn't fit nicely on the board, it's a good idea to putz with the width and height. Remember your aspect ratio. If with width is quartered, the height needs to be quartered. It's really pretty simple, it is just hard to explain. Don't post anything you wouldn't want your boss see you looking at on company time.

I don't know how to link links off the top of my head, help?
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