achilles_bogart: The stabber is suspended and charged with a bunch of shiat over it. Bad. Its like charging a rape victim that fought back. Just lie there and take it, someone in authority might come to help you.
Soupysales: Aulus: In my junior year of high school, there was this kid in my biology class that kept giving me shiat, day after day. He was just this short little guy and I was a good half a foot taller, but very skinny (like 6'3" 150 lbs)...Internet Not So Tough Guy?
Aulus: Soupysales: Internet Not So Tough Guy?hehI still flipped him and his desk over./6'4", 280 lbs. 43 years later
Oznog: Sure, it's only a pencil, but I rolled a CRITICAL STRIKE!
Oznog: Ghastly: I have a little black dot on the side of my right wrist; it's the end of a pencil lead that was thrust into my arm in the second grade with great violence and malice.LOL I had a dot on a finger for many years, but it did eventually fade. I still have a faded mark on a toe from stepping on a pencil years back.
platedlizard: I'm willing to bet there's some prior history there. I bet you anything the stabber was a little shiathead that needed to be locked away for the good of all, and this was what they could pin on him.shiat, when I was that age there was this boy in my class who try to beat me up, keep in mind I'm a girl. I had to switch classes because of him. They should have farking sent him to juvie but they didn't, and I was the one who had to switch classes to accommodate his shiatty behavior.Last I heard he was in prison for killing a girlfriend.
Jgok: I'll add my incredulity regarding the charges filed against the student.
Jgok: Jgok: I'll add my incredulity regarding the charges filed against the student.Dammit, FTFM. Need more crappy work coffee, and I'm not even supposed BE here tonight.
edmo: I remember a kid who used to be teased mercilessly in high school. He was a nice guy and a big kid. One day, coming out of math class, he had enough from the idiot behind him. He turns around and slugs him upside the head - pencil in hand. Went clean through his cheek, plenty of blood.No suspensions, just a talking to. Bully boy learned his lesson. And nobody grew up to be criminals either.
airsupport: When I was in first grade a girl stabbed me in the arm with a compass because I tried to kiss her.
Oznog: ftfa: charged with felony attempted assault and misdemeanor criminal possession of a weapon.real shaman: Did they charge everyone in the class with possession of a weapon?Well, there's a troublesome precedent there. According to "Zero Tolerance policies", anything which COULD be a weapon, IS a weapon. Which is why you can't have a screwdriver, even if you need to put in some screws. Now once you establish that a pencil CAN be a weapon, it IS a weapon- for anyone carrying it.And the beauty is that the idiotic nature of "Zero Tolerance" is there is no tolerance. There are no exceptions. If you judged an accusation based on merits and showed tolerance of reasonable situations, it wouldn't be ZT anymoreThanks, your post just clicked something in my mind and I was able to invent a pencil that simply collapses when used a stabby type manner, yet writes like a normal pencil. Any color you want. We're gonna save a bunch of kids, man!
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