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(Abc.net.au)   Inmate caught with $4,500 woven into his dreadlocks   ( abc.net.au) divider line
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88 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2003 at 10:51 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-15 10:52:43 PM  
2003-04-15 10:53:22 PM  
FINALLY my FIRST Boobies!!!!
2003-04-15 10:54:51 PM  
Damn. 3 years is a long time to spend in jail for a nonviolent offense. And he only got to 3 months before he was caught.
2003-04-15 10:55:08 PM  
sometimes i wish i was black so i could get fro's and dreads...
2003-04-15 10:55:09 PM  
and you celebrate your accomplishment by screwing up with the filter....good job, skippy!

/grumpy because of bad day
2003-04-15 10:55:25 PM  
2003-04-15 10:55:36 PM  
The inmate said he hid the cash because he feared police would not believe he had earned it legally.

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2003-04-15 10:55:48 PM  
I guess he had no intention of ever washing his hair and chance damaging the money.
2003-04-15 10:56:02 PM  
Poor Sampson got his locks cut.
2003-04-15 10:56:44 PM  
Gbejrlsu: how do you know he isn't just getting some tonight? he could be serious...
2003-04-15 10:57:20 PM  
Ah yes.. I remember my first boobies also. They were so.. er.. nevermind..

/goes back to trolling
2003-04-15 10:57:58 PM  
That's interesting... this morning it was only $2,500.
2003-04-15 10:58:15 PM  
I have boobies too... MAN BOOBS!!!!
2003-04-15 11:01:00 PM  

Indeed. Maybe the money multiplied...even became semi-sentient? Possibility, considering he probably didn't wash his hair for months....I don't even want to know what might happen under that kind of selective pressure. Urrgh, gross!
2003-04-15 11:01:30 PM  
awww... your first boobies are sloppy seconds.
2003-04-15 11:02:25 PM  
WTH, Boobies you say?
2003-04-15 11:03:01 PM  
My Boobies was a big one.
2003-04-15 11:04:06 PM  
Not to-pay you idiot, the word's Toup!
2003-04-15 11:04:19 PM  
Gbejrlsu: how do you know he isn't just getting some tonight? he could be serious...

just a hunch, actually...
2003-04-15 11:05:27 PM  
Boobies . . . .i want some boobies.
2003-04-15 11:10:13 PM  
ku no-I have missed you..ohhhh sweet heavens.
2003-04-15 11:12:40 PM  
And suddenly, rasta makes sense.
2003-04-15 11:13:06 PM  
Forget the Boobies... since when dud Norwiegiens grow Dreadlocks?

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GIS for "Norway"
2003-04-15 11:14:06 PM  

Strange my kewyborard is actuing fjunny.

2003-04-15 11:18:29 PM  

perhaps some change fell out when they shook his head proper... the $2,500 were only the banknotes.
2003-04-15 11:22:23 PM  
I've been told that any kind of hair will eventaully form into crude dreadlocks if it is left to do it's own devices, but it probably gets annoying not being able to scratch for fear of untangling your white dreads.
2003-04-15 11:23:39 PM  
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2003-04-15 11:54:06 PM  
"FINALLY my FIRST Boobies!!!!"

Congratulations on your implants ! May the saline seal never break.

2003-04-16 12:03:01 AM  
Richard, I think you're right.

Some natural looking dreadlocks are soooo disgusting looking...


-or rather-

2003-04-16 12:14:41 AM  
I thought you were supposed to stick contraband up your ass in a little plastic baggie.

anyway it's known you can't say the fp words, it always comes out as boobies. (man those birds get lots of play) so you say something like Furste Pohste to confuse the filter. because if you type it normal, it will be Boobies.
2003-04-16 12:21:42 AM  
And just what the hell is the problem here? IT'S NOW ILLEGAL TO HAVE MONEY??? I mean, I know the dude's in prison and all, but he gets in trouble for having CASH which is contraband??? Could somebody please clarify this one for me? My reasoning ability seems to have been seriously undermined here, folks.
2003-04-16 12:21:56 AM  
this just in: norwegian prisoners have more money than me.
2003-04-16 12:22:31 AM  
Well now I guess we know where all of Whoopi Goldberg's money went.


2003-04-16 12:24:57 AM  

Thanks a lot fark filter

Will the Evil Bill Gates ever has the Boobiest???
2003-04-16 12:25:53 AM  
I sooooo hate this filter.

2003-04-16 12:26:44 AM  

If that doesnt work, I concede.
2003-04-16 12:40:47 AM  
damnit that dude has more money then me :\ that really depresses/ pisses me off.
2003-04-16 12:46:03 AM  
I guess he had no intention of ever washing his hair and chance damaging the money.

I thought not washing your hair was how you got dreadlocks in the first place?
2003-04-16 12:57:09 AM  
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2003-04-16 12:58:21 AM  
well its better than 4500 crammed in condoms and jammed in every hole atleast he gets creativity points.. I give him a B+ . he still needs to work on his creativity skills in the build your own shank class.
2003-04-16 01:31:39 AM  
I want to try

2003-04-16 01:32:19 AM  
God damn let me try again

tsop tsr1f
2003-04-16 01:34:05 AM  


yaw siht ti daer
tsop tsr1f
2003-04-16 02:00:45 AM  
There are other ways to get dreadlocks besides washing your hair. Lots of dreadock products out there that allow you to wash your hair daily.

By the way, for the hippie boobie fans (not safe for work):
2003-04-16 02:50:08 AM  
Well, that explains the 'New Money' smell...
2003-04-16 05:13:53 AM  
id much rather get my change from buying ganja from his hair than if he had stuffed it up his ass.
2003-04-16 02:15:30 PM  
I mean, how often do you look at a man's dreadlocks?
2003-04-16 10:05:14 PM  
AAAAUUUGGHHGHHHGH!!!! Girls with hairy pits! That's disgusting!!!
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