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(ABC News)   Living with Mom helps curb risky sex   ( divider line
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2001-09-25 05:41:09 PM  
and the #1 yo mama joke:

Your mamma is so ugly, they use her face to make gorilla cookies.
2001-09-25 05:44:07 PM  
Yo mamma's so fat, the ice cream truck in her neighborhood is an armored van.
2001-09-25 07:25:48 PM  
Yo mama's so Fat that in High school she sat next to EVERYBODY!
2001-09-25 07:50:28 PM  
you rang?
2001-09-25 08:02:39 PM  
Yo mamas like a protractor - good at every angle.
2001-09-25 08:10:21 PM  
That is if the mom isn't participating.
2001-09-25 09:03:20 PM  
What is the world coming too? I remember when risky sex was when your parents were home.
2001-09-25 09:40:54 PM  
Yo mama's so fat she gots smaller mamas orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up in the morning.
Yo mama's so fat yo daddy hasta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Old school.
2001-09-25 11:20:31 PM  
Ok, hmmmmm the 80's hmmmmm.

Yo momma's so fat when she tried to roller skate she got a flat.
2001-09-25 11:25:26 PM  
Yo momma so fat you gotta roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.
2001-09-26 12:06:44 AM  
your momma's so fat she don't feel mosquito bites.
your momma's so fat half of her is in the night.
your momma's ass could use an internet site,
dubya dubya dubya dot your-jeans-are-too-tight
2001-09-26 02:49:23 AM  
knew there was a reason i still live at home
2001-09-26 08:52:05 PM  
LMAO! Im writin these down.
2001-09-26 10:05:56 PM  
I thought I had something witty to say, but all the Yo Mama jokes made me forget it.
2001-09-26 10:06:58 PM  
Oh yeah. Ever notice that in sex studies, high schoolers are "children" but in studies about the draft and voting, etc, they're "young men and women."

MAKE UP YOUR FARKING MINDS!! I am ONE confused 17-year-old.
2001-09-28 08:42:58 PM  
Yo mama so dumb i told her it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon.

Yo mama so old shes got gods beeper number.

Yo moms so fat, shes got 2 watches for each time zone shes in.
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