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2001-09-25 08:45:45 AM  
this will never be the theme title of a Jerry Springer show
2001-09-25 08:52:59 AM  
What if your mom is a porn star?
2001-09-25 08:57:13 AM  
hmmmmm.... ya think???
2001-09-25 09:24:13 AM  
My mom won't let me read this article. What's it about?
2001-09-25 09:26:37 AM  
Actually, when I moved in with your all of your moms, we had a lot of risky sex.
2001-09-25 09:37:34 AM  
I think this is a very irresponsible article! Having sex with your mom can be VERY risky... what if you get her pregnant? What if your Dad or her boyfriend finds out? What if you go MAD from knowing that you've engaged in the most unspeakable vice of them all? I've only done it twice and I'll NEVER think about doing it again...

Sorry, what was the article about?

2001-09-25 09:39:45 AM  
lmao Goatman.... actually, sounds like you do know my mom
2001-09-25 09:55:44 AM  
Your mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphram in a pizza box.

But I still did her.
2001-09-25 10:01:38 AM  
Lars - Oh yeah? Yo mama is so fat, you gots ta greeze her hips and wiggle a twinkie in fron of her face, jes ta git her trough da front door
2001-09-25 10:06:20 AM  
2001-09-25 10:15:27 AM  
yo mama is such a slut she swam out to meet the navy.
2001-09-25 10:24:44 AM  
Yo mama so fat, she has several smaller fat women orbiting around her.
2001-09-25 10:34:47 AM  
Link title should be: "Living with Mom curbs all sex".
2001-09-25 10:36:11 AM  
It didn't really say less kinky it said less inclined to sleep with Transexual Heroin addicted Hatiain Migratory Farmworkers that are HIV+.
2001-09-25 10:46:10 AM  
What if your mother is a total slut? I must have walked in on her a dozen times when I was still living at home...it couldn't be helped, she was an...exhibitionist...nasty. It didn't help that they were all different guys, either.

You know your mom's a slut when she asks if you "wanna go to the bar with her so it looks like I have a sister"-- and you're 12.Eight years later, and she's still farked up.
2001-09-25 10:47:17 AM  
living with mom helps curb all sex - doo dah, doo dah
2001-09-25 10:48:27 AM  
I sleep with Transexual Heroin addicted Hatiain Migratory Farmworkers only if they have proof of being HIV-
2001-09-25 11:04:33 AM  
Me too.
2001-09-25 11:18:48 AM  
My mom is a virgin
2001-09-25 11:19:37 AM  
"Live Curbside Sex with Mom, Risky"

Excuse me, I need to go stab out my eyes with a brooch now.
2001-09-25 11:19:40 AM  
You guys are risky
2001-09-25 11:20:35 AM  
DrDave: She told me that, too.

(Sorry, couldn't resist the setup!)
2001-09-25 11:23:56 AM  
Living with my husband also curbs risky sex.

Sorry, Mr. Hisey, I just couldn't resist..
2001-09-25 12:41:23 PM  
Yay! I killed this thread!
2001-09-25 12:45:48 PM  
You can have this thread when you pull it from my cold, dead... er... monitor?
2001-09-25 12:46:03 PM  
The study was done on teenage African-American girls.

That must mean that *everyone else* but teenage African-American girls who live with Mom have risky sex!
2001-09-25 12:46:10 PM  
thread continues.......
all my time on fark , I have never noticed a Yo' Mama thread......

Yo' Mama so fat she has to use the driveway to iron her clothes.
Yo' Mama so fat they have to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo' Mama so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
2001-09-25 12:57:24 PM  
Yo' mama so fat, she sweats gravy.
2001-09-25 01:00:14 PM  
Yo' mama so fat her jeans say "Goodyear"
Yo' mama so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo' mama so ugly the filmed "gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
2001-09-25 01:00:53 PM  
Having curbs in the house also helps stop risky sex with mom, I know because of a friend of mine had some problems with that a while ago.
2001-09-25 01:30:14 PM  
Yo' mamma's so fat, she fell in Love, and it BROKE!
Yo' mamma's so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
2001-09-25 01:36:21 PM  
Yo momma so fat, she sat on the rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so hairy, it look like she gots Don King in a headlock.
2001-09-25 01:42:23 PM  
no they mean teenage african american girls LEARN risky sex from mom.....come on why do you think the ghetto is the ghetto?
2001-09-25 01:45:32 PM  
Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo' momma's so fat, they had to take an aerial shot for her senior portrait.

Yo momma's so fat, she has to use the equator for a belt.
2001-09-25 01:50:43 PM  
Not valid in Arkansas.
2001-09-25 02:07:42 PM  
Yo mama's so big she has her own zip code
2001-09-25 02:08:25 PM  
Yo mama's so dumb it takes her 2 hours ot watch "60 Minutes"
2001-09-25 02:10:46 PM  
Can't we all just remember-three-years-ago-when-dey-
Mother-Farker along?
2001-09-25 02:11:38 PM  

Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Yo mama smell so bad Secret told on her.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test :)
2001-09-25 02:19:54 PM  
While reading that article, all I could think about was that Tone Loc video for "Wild Thing" where the girl's freaky mom walks in on them, lol!

PS - I can't believe they posted that on ABC News
2001-09-25 02:51:44 PM  
You mean these girls weren't encouraged to try new and rather uncomfortable positions while moms videotaped them? BORING
2001-09-25 02:52:13 PM  
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

(bun sized I imagine)
2001-09-25 02:54:04 PM  
Yo mama so ugly, cannibals look at her and order salad.
2001-09-25 02:54:31 PM  
what you be saying, Katmbca???
2001-09-25 02:56:00 PM  
My favorite: Yo mama's so fat she got arrested at the airport for having two-hundred pounds of crack.
2001-09-25 03:10:16 PM  
yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a buger outa George Washingtons nose
2001-09-25 03:15:06 PM  
Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama ain't got a big fo'head, that's her hair runnin away from her face.
2001-09-25 03:31:15 PM  
Yo Mama's so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo Mama's like a doorknob- everybody gets a turn.
Yo Mama's like a carpenter's dream- flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo Mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo Mama's ass is so big she beeps when she backs up
Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the damn house
Yo Mama's so stank, her crabs wear gasmasks
Yo Mama's so stank, she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job
Yo Mama's like a squirrel- she's always got nuts in her mouth
What does Yo Mama say after sex? "All you guys are on the same team?"

2001-09-25 03:58:53 PM  
I'd think living with your mom would curb sex altogether....
2001-09-25 04:32:32 PM  
Transactoid: Tell that to horny promiscuous teenagers these days.
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