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(NCBuy)   Naomi Campbell's fashion advice to men: "Don't wear underwear"   (ncbuy.com) divider line
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202 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2003 at 11:33 AM (20 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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TheOmni [TotalFark]
2003-04-15 12:17:05 AM  
Hell, I'm not even wearing pants. Now Naomi Campbell will surely sleep with me.
 
vegasj
2003-04-15 10:40:55 AM  
Naomi who ?.....oh, yeah, that's right..."her"...

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darkhorse23 [OhFark]
2003-04-15 10:57:06 AM  
I thought Naomi Campbell's advice to men was...STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM ME!
 
Blackvampyr
2003-04-15 11:06:10 AM  
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?
 
JackHandy
2003-04-15 11:35:32 AM  
"Chicks dig me cuz I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual..."

/Stripes
 
JOHNDX
2003-04-15 11:35:54 AM  
I'd like it better if Women didn't wear panties.
 
Spunky_Monkey
2003-04-15 11:36:08 AM  
My advice to Naomi Campbell- EAT A farkING SANDWICH!
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:36:28 AM  
Does she mean ladies underwear or just underwear in general?

/anxiously awaiting reply
 
lordargent
2003-04-15 11:37:18 AM  
That may work for chicks, but for men, chafe city.

And silk boxers always make kittens die.
 
MattO
2003-04-15 11:37:19 AM  
She's obviously never heard of zipper burn.
 
ih8cgs2555
2003-04-15 11:38:20 AM  
04-15-03 11:36:28 AM GooberMcFly
Does she mean ladies underwear or just underwear in general?

/anxiously awaiting reply

Well to me it doesn't matter, if she hates underwear, then away the underwear goes. That and those women's panties are kinda uncomfortable, no? ;)
 
Jive_Turkey
2003-04-15 11:38:51 AM  
No underwear = an easy way to end up with a franks and beans scenario
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:39:01 AM  
then, what keeps the sh|t stains off my jeans?
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:39:18 AM  
those women's panties are kinda uncomfortable, no?

*eye-shift*
 
VilleKing
2003-04-15 11:39:32 AM  
Honestly, I can't stand going Commando......I don't like just flopping around all over the place. Plus, it seems unsanitary to me.
 
radio_guy
2003-04-15 11:41:01 AM  
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?

I mean every time I think i have a funny comment I see something like that and it makes my comment sooo NOT funny

Well done sir, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
 
Machtyn
2003-04-15 11:41:39 AM  
hmm, I wonder what she thinks of boxers?
 
Heuer
2003-04-15 11:41:45 AM  
Now I'm freeeeeeeeeeee, free ballin'

/Tom Petty
 
ProgeriaKid
2003-04-15 11:42:54 AM  
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!"

Really, does it matter if I wear underwear? Will that take Naomi's attention away from the fact that I can say "It's a trap!" and get away with it.
 
macfrugal
2003-04-15 11:43:17 AM  
nothing is sexier than a scuffed penis.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:43:35 AM  
I agree with her %112 . I would rather wear Naomi Campbell instead.


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Mad_Gecko
2003-04-15 11:43:53 AM  
Spells disaster in the bog.

Bet she's never caught hers in the Zip!

/Tears in Eye
 
NumberOneNuts
2003-04-15 11:43:59 AM  
Naomi Campbell = Old and Busted
Tyra Banks = New Hotness

(I'd hit 'em both)
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:44:11 AM  
Done, and done.
 
3horn
2003-04-15 11:44:16 AM  
Blackvampyr
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?

Welllll....You could always try wiping your ass...

VilleKing
I don't like just flopping around all over the place. Plus, it seems unsanitary to me.

Nah, it's much more comfortable. And letting the wang breathe helps a lot too, certainly better than being all cooped up in a cock sock...

3Horn
 
avixxen2
2003-04-15 11:44:34 AM  
i was going to say i was all for this. but you guys ruined the fun with your "unsanitary comments!"
 
jay_vee
2003-04-15 11:45:17 AM  
3horn:- You breathe through your wang? Are you related to Mork or something?
 
Kylie
2003-04-15 11:46:47 AM  
El commando is good.
 
RainDawg
2003-04-15 11:46:49 AM  
And just HOW does she know whether I'm wearing underwear or not. Thong=No panty lines.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2003-04-15 11:47:11 AM  
My boys need a house.
 
bass555
2003-04-15 11:47:26 AM  
..but without a home for the troops, my member tends to slide down my trouser leg...
 
ranold
2003-04-15 11:47:55 AM  
Ranold's advice to her is "Go eat a sandwich!"
 
JackHandy
2003-04-15 11:48:05 AM  
What about a "Banana Hammock?" Does that count?
 
jay_vee
2003-04-15 11:48:20 AM  
Bass555:- I don't have this problem. Mine is attached to my body.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:49:25 AM  
Bass555
"..but without a home for the troops, my member tends to slide down my trouser leg..."

Wrap it around your ankle, Big Boy. Just don't pee in your shoes, makes for a long day. I speak from experience.
 
macman37
2003-04-15 11:49:36 AM  
Thanks anyway, Naomi. I don't like the idea of my giblies slapping around like that. Especially when it's hot out.
 
ZzeusS
2003-04-15 11:50:07 AM  
Commando is fun but zippers+hair=pain.
 
doublem
2003-04-15 11:50:31 AM  
Pr2
then, what keeps the shiat stains off my jeans?

Wiping your a** would do it.

Seriously, underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene!

Besides, if I expect a woman to have her area clean enough to eat, the least I can do is return the favor.
 
radio_guy
2003-04-15 11:50:44 AM  
I say GADAAAAMN....

I gotta quit farking at work, people are starting to think i am crazy laughing out loud for what appears to be no reason
 
bass555
2003-04-15 11:51:47 AM  
Wrap it around your ankle, Big Boy. Just don't pee in your shoes, makes for a long day. I speak from experience.

I tried that once, but I got a chubby, and it cut off all the circulation to my leg...


ba-dum bum (*tish*)
 
InternetSecurityGuard
2003-04-15 11:51:55 AM  
Does she practice what she preaches?
 
mjording
2003-04-15 11:52:07 AM  
so what all of you guys are saying is that none of you know how to put on your pants without mainming yourselves or getting crap all over the place

vive le underoos
 
lordargent
2003-04-15 11:53:32 AM  
Jeans go up in the crack, bad idea bad idea. The last thing I need is things going INTO my crack.
 
cymtex
2003-04-15 11:53:43 AM  
It can be unsanitary. My solution is to stow the the sporting goods in a fur-lined drawstring satin bag, or mesh for summertime. As a bonus, add a little pocket on the outside to store loose change..
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:53:55 AM  
If you go commando and have to sh|t in the woods, you end up having to use your tube socks to wipe with.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2003-04-15 11:54:17 AM  
Mjording: You pretty much summed us up there.
 
mjording
2003-04-15 11:54:35 AM  
what is a mainming?

oh well i meant maiming
 
jay_vee
2003-04-15 11:55:10 AM  
Doublem:- underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene

Some people just have leaky arses however much they wipe. Why do you think dark coloured underpants were invented? And if anyone who knows me is reading this, I didn't say any of that.
 
JackHandy
2003-04-15 11:55:51 AM  
What is this Loom that has beeen baring Fruit?
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:57:12 AM  
Seriously, underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene!

Besides, if I expect a woman to have her area clean enough to eat, the least I can do is return the favor.

well DUHHH, of course you wipe when you have a date.
 
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