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(NCBuy)   Naomi Campbell's fashion advice to men: "Don't wear underwear"   (ncbuy.com) divider line
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2003-04-15 12:17:05 AM  
Hell, I'm not even wearing pants. Now Naomi Campbell will surely sleep with me.
 
2003-04-15 10:40:55 AM  
Naomi who ?.....oh, yeah, that's right..."her"...

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2003-04-15 10:57:06 AM  
I thought Naomi Campbell's advice to men was...STAY THE FARK AWAY FROM ME!
 
2003-04-15 11:06:10 AM  
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?
 
2003-04-15 11:35:32 AM  
"Chicks dig me cuz I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual..."

/Stripes
 
2003-04-15 11:35:54 AM  
I'd like it better if Women didn't wear panties.
 
2003-04-15 11:36:08 AM  
My advice to Naomi Campbell- EAT A farkING SANDWICH!
 
2003-04-15 11:36:28 AM  
Does she mean ladies underwear or just underwear in general?

/anxiously awaiting reply
 
2003-04-15 11:37:18 AM  
That may work for chicks, but for men, chafe city.

And silk boxers always make kittens die.
 
2003-04-15 11:37:19 AM  
She's obviously never heard of zipper burn.
 
2003-04-15 11:38:20 AM  
04-15-03 11:36:28 AM GooberMcFly
Does she mean ladies underwear or just underwear in general?

/anxiously awaiting reply


Well to me it doesn't matter, if she hates underwear, then away the underwear goes. That and those women's panties are kinda uncomfortable, no? ;)
 
2003-04-15 11:38:51 AM  
No underwear = an easy way to end up with a franks and beans scenario
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:39:01 AM  
then, what keeps the sh|t stains off my jeans?
 
2003-04-15 11:39:18 AM  
those women's panties are kinda uncomfortable, no?

*eye-shift*
 
2003-04-15 11:39:32 AM  
Honestly, I can't stand going Commando......I don't like just flopping around all over the place. Plus, it seems unsanitary to me.
 
2003-04-15 11:41:01 AM  
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?

I mean every time I think i have a funny comment I see something like that and it makes my comment sooo NOT funny

Well done sir, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
 
2003-04-15 11:41:39 AM  
hmm, I wonder what she thinks of boxers?
 
2003-04-15 11:41:45 AM  
Now I'm freeeeeeeeeeee, free ballin'

/Tom Petty
 
2003-04-15 11:42:54 AM  
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN EVERY MINUTE OF IT!"

Really, does it matter if I wear underwear? Will that take Naomi's attention away from the fact that I can say "It's a trap!" and get away with it.
 
2003-04-15 11:43:17 AM  
nothing is sexier than a scuffed penis.
 
2003-04-15 11:43:35 AM  
I agree with her %112 . I would rather wear Naomi Campbell instead.


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2003-04-15 11:43:53 AM  
Spells disaster in the bog.

Bet she's never caught hers in the Zip!

/Tears in Eye
 
2003-04-15 11:43:59 AM  
Naomi Campbell = Old and Busted
Tyra Banks = New Hotness

(I'd hit 'em both)
 
2003-04-15 11:44:11 AM  
Done, and done.
 
2003-04-15 11:44:16 AM  
Blackvampyr
What about all the poop that will get on my pants now ?


Welllll....You could always try wiping your ass...

VilleKing
I don't like just flopping around all over the place. Plus, it seems unsanitary to me.


Nah, it's much more comfortable. And letting the wang breathe helps a lot too, certainly better than being all cooped up in a cock sock...

3Horn
 
2003-04-15 11:44:34 AM  
i was going to say i was all for this. but you guys ruined the fun with your "unsanitary comments!"
 
2003-04-15 11:45:17 AM  
3horn:- You breathe through your wang? Are you related to Mork or something?
 
2003-04-15 11:46:47 AM  
El commando is good.
 
2003-04-15 11:46:49 AM  
And just HOW does she know whether I'm wearing underwear or not. Thong=No panty lines.
 
2003-04-15 11:47:11 AM  
My boys need a house.
 
2003-04-15 11:47:26 AM  
..but without a home for the troops, my member tends to slide down my trouser leg...
 
2003-04-15 11:47:55 AM  
Ranold's advice to her is "Go eat a sandwich!"
 
2003-04-15 11:48:05 AM  
What about a "Banana Hammock?" Does that count?
 
2003-04-15 11:48:20 AM  
Bass555:- I don't have this problem. Mine is attached to my body.
 
2003-04-15 11:49:25 AM  
Bass555
"..but without a home for the troops, my member tends to slide down my trouser leg..."

Wrap it around your ankle, Big Boy. Just don't pee in your shoes, makes for a long day. I speak from experience.

 
2003-04-15 11:49:36 AM  
Thanks anyway, Naomi. I don't like the idea of my giblies slapping around like that. Especially when it's hot out.
 
2003-04-15 11:50:07 AM  
Commando is fun but zippers+hair=pain.
 
2003-04-15 11:50:31 AM  
Pr2
then, what keeps the shiat stains off my jeans?


Wiping your a** would do it.

Seriously, underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene!

Besides, if I expect a woman to have her area clean enough to eat, the least I can do is return the favor.
 
2003-04-15 11:50:44 AM  
I say GADAAAAMN....

I gotta quit farking at work, people are starting to think i am crazy laughing out loud for what appears to be no reason
 
2003-04-15 11:51:47 AM  
Wrap it around your ankle, Big Boy. Just don't pee in your shoes, makes for a long day. I speak from experience.

I tried that once, but I got a chubby, and it cut off all the circulation to my leg...


ba-dum bum (*tish*)
 
2003-04-15 11:51:55 AM  
Does she practice what she preaches?
 
2003-04-15 11:52:07 AM  
so what all of you guys are saying is that none of you know how to put on your pants without mainming yourselves or getting crap all over the place

vive le underoos
 
2003-04-15 11:53:32 AM  
Jeans go up in the crack, bad idea bad idea. The last thing I need is things going INTO my crack.
 
2003-04-15 11:53:43 AM  
It can be unsanitary. My solution is to stow the the sporting goods in a fur-lined drawstring satin bag, or mesh for summertime. As a bonus, add a little pocket on the outside to store loose change..
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:53:55 AM  
If you go commando and have to sh|t in the woods, you end up having to use your tube socks to wipe with.
 
2003-04-15 11:54:17 AM  
Mjording: You pretty much summed us up there.
 
2003-04-15 11:54:35 AM  
what is a mainming?

oh well i meant maiming
 
2003-04-15 11:55:10 AM  
Doublem:- underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene

Some people just have leaky arses however much they wipe. Why do you think dark coloured underpants were invented? And if anyone who knows me is reading this, I didn't say any of that.
 
2003-04-15 11:55:51 AM  
What is this Loom that has beeen baring Fruit?
 
pr2
2003-04-15 11:57:12 AM  
Seriously, underwear "Skid marks" have never been an issue for me. I have proper hygiene!

Besides, if I expect a woman to have her area clean enough to eat, the least I can do is return the favor.


well DUHHH, of course you wipe when you have a date.
 
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