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18 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2003 at 11:25 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-14 10:16:37 AM  
I was wondering what that was that swooped down on my head today and took my OU cap sounding off with a screach!
2003-04-14 10:40:35 AM  
Now the world may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.
2003-04-14 10:49:09 AM  
Help Woodsy escape the bobs,
Never help those policeman knobs...
2003-04-14 11:30:43 AM  
Now the world may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.\

Last I heard it was still three. Weird thing is I actually saw that commercial on TV a couple of days ago.
2003-04-14 11:31:04 AM  
Oh PHEW, at least this monster owl is 'UNLIKELY' to attack and eat children!
2003-04-14 11:31:37 AM  
Does it belong to Harry Potter?
2003-04-14 11:32:15 AM  
I blame those Hogwarts brats!
2003-04-14 11:33:39 AM  
Hedwig, come back!
2003-04-14 11:33:40 AM  
Did it run into anything? Could be Errol!
2003-04-14 11:33:48 AM  
Jebus, it's an owl, not Godzilla! He'll be happy eating mice and small birds.
2003-04-14 11:34:05 AM  
"They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles. The natives had a name for them: Jose Greco de Muertos -- Flamenco Dancers of Death"?
2003-04-14 11:36:50 AM  
Was she wearing orange shorts?
2003-04-14 11:37:17 AM  
What species is it? An unspotted owl?
2003-04-14 11:37:24 AM  
brown and 20 inches tall, with a 6-foot wingspan

So they're looking for my penis?
2003-04-14 11:39:03 AM  
Sorry dude, if I had known it was your owl, I wouldn't have eaten it. By the way, you should have fed it more, it was a little scrawny.
2003-04-14 11:40:15 AM  
Fantastic. I remember the footage of Goldie swooping on peoples poncy, coiffured poodles and terriers in Regents Park back in 1965. Most amusing. I look upon this as payback for birds. Owners let their dogs chase the pigeons and ducks all the time!

Of course, Goldie did kill and eat a duck but....hey!

Article and video of Goldie here.
2003-04-14 11:40:33 AM  
Meet Sam and Linda.
Here Jazz!!!!
Dinner's ready!!!

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2003-04-14 11:41:20 AM  
Should we be keeping an eye out for owls with, or without vowels?

2003-04-14 11:44:47 AM  
What a hoot.
2003-04-14 11:48:44 AM  
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2003-04-14 11:48:58 AM  
Kylie: Now THAT is a hoot!!
2003-04-14 11:48:58 AM  
I hope the police don't rule out fowl play.
2003-04-14 11:49:09 AM  
Owls of the world,
I untie thee.
2003-04-14 11:50:33 AM  
Tastes like chicken...
2003-04-14 11:51:42 AM  
look for it in Syria.
2003-04-14 11:54:21 AM  
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Apparently some owls look as if they have Down Syndrome.
2003-04-14 11:54:35 AM  
Harry Potter surrenders
2003-04-14 11:56:07 AM  
Fly by night, away from here!!
2003-04-14 11:57:11 AM  
That's a big arse owl
2003-04-14 11:57:20 AM  
I guess we'll all have to go ask Mr. Turtle.
2003-04-14 11:57:37 AM  
Maybe he just wants to meet Jenny from the block.
And build a nest in that ass of hers.
2003-04-14 11:58:02 AM  
It's "Owl stretching time"
2003-04-14 11:58:10 AM  
Give it up already, sheesh.
2003-04-14 11:58:37 AM  
2003-04-14 11:58:46 AM  
Name the movie or TV show featuring these famous owls!

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2003-04-14 12:05:39 PM  
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Everybody sing along!

"Help Woodsy spread the word,
never be a dirty bird.
In the city or in the woods,
help keep America looking good!"

Give a hoot! Don't pollute!
2003-04-14 12:06:43 PM  
foxes and small deer?

that's a big owl
2003-04-14 12:08:50 PM  
The European eagle owl is the world's largest species of owl, and has been known to hunt foxes and small deer.

Holy fark. Deer?!
2003-04-14 12:10:20 PM  
They need to catch this owl before it does something tragic like swoop down and snag Robbie Williams and eat him for lunch, the little bastard. I mean Robbie Williams, not the owl.

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2003-04-14 12:10:29 PM  
Talk about big hooters... Brooks is trying to get this owl to go to his next "gig."
2003-04-14 12:12:48 PM  
Is it just me or are there too many SbB girls now. I preferred the old days of everyone talking about how big Red's big reds were about to make her fall off the frames on to your mouse.

If 4 months ago is considered old days.
2003-04-14 12:17:03 PM  
Thanks Serpico I am here all week.
Try the uhhhh salad.
2003-04-14 12:19:17 PM  

A= The Clash of the Titans
B= didn't load
C=Harry Potter
D= Mr. Roger's Neighborhood

Thank you! I'll be here all zee week!
2003-04-14 12:30:41 PM  

Overhead he heard the cry of what might have been a melodious owl, but it wasn't a melodious owl. It was a flying saucer from Tralfamadore, navagating in both space and time, therefore seeming to Billy Pilgrim to have come from nowhere all at once. Somewhere a big dog barked.
2003-04-14 12:37:18 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hooters!
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What were we talking about again?
2003-04-14 12:46:37 PM  
Harry Potter surrenders.
2003-04-14 12:52:25 PM  
JOHNDX: What were we talking about again?

Who cares! Hooters ahoy!
2003-04-14 01:38:51 PM  
Probably gone to deliver one hell of a howler to those brats at Hogwarts. Or maybe to Brit PM Tony Blair. There you go... photoshop the owl with the 6 foot wingspan delivering the mail to your favorite celeb.
2003-04-14 01:58:03 PM  
2003-04-14 02:36:44 PM  
Harry Potter unavailable for comment. Obvious. Put a little farking effort into the headlines...
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