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(Pravda)   Russian engineers used to design unimaginable arms. Zack Parsons surrenders   ( divider line
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100 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2003 at 2:16 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-12 11:31:23 AM  
For the WW1 Russian soldiers, they were called rifles... seems they figured they were meant to be thrown on the ground, rather than fired at the Germans.
2003-04-12 02:20:41 PM  
Aw man, I thought this would be about Zack.
2003-04-12 02:23:53 PM  
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These arms are pretty unimaginable
2003-04-12 02:25:57 PM  
That is sick
2003-04-12 02:26:17 PM  
I got bored reading that. Hmph.

And Morning Breath, I would NOT hit it.
2003-04-12 02:28:28 PM  
I wouldn't hit it... but it looks like it'd hit me!
Too bad about the $oviet Ru$$ia filter, this is a perfect time for it, considering the article

seriously, though, those war machine ideas sound like something out of a Michael Moorcock novel. and I don't get the Zack Parsons reference. Feh.
2003-04-12 02:28:35 PM  
I thought it was pretty interesting, actually... but this was Pravda, so it could be totally made up.
2003-04-12 02:28:38 PM  
Dear God,
2003-04-12 02:29:15 PM  
Guys I just got my phone fixed and I have to retransfer pictures in it. Anyone have the link to the Photoshop thread with cellphone images?
2003-04-12 02:29:21 PM  
I hope the Japanese have on of these up their sleave. That'd be farking awesome.

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2003-04-12 02:31:11 PM  
Arm veins are nice.. in moderation, and on males. But being oompa loompa orange is never hot :/

On topic: the article was dull. Heh.
2003-04-12 02:33:51 PM  

Since when do fark threads have topics?
2003-04-12 02:42:00 PM  
I like the title of this article.​5
2003-04-12 02:42:40 PM  
Heh. Zack surrenders.
2003-04-12 02:45:12 PM  
Hey mods...whats the deal? That link was SFW.
2003-04-12 02:47:01 PM  
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2003-04-12 02:51:03 PM  
those russians sure dont buildem like they use to!
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2003-04-12 02:51:49 PM  
George Lucas is Russian? I never knew.

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2003-04-12 02:54:01 PM  
2003-04-12 02:55:13 PM  
hah if you like women like that pic above, just accept that youre gay and stop denying it to yourself.
about the droid army... why did they bother building those useless roger roger idiots? just use those rolling droids that actually do more than just collapse when someone looks at them.
2003-04-12 02:56:49 PM  
for Xoopx
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2003-04-12 03:11:33 PM  

WTF is that???
2003-04-12 03:14:53 PM  
It came from here.
2003-04-12 03:15:34 PM  
What it looks like: De-evolution into Corky.
What it probably is: A flame aimed at Xoopx.

Btw, GIS for "Zack Parsons"

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2003-04-12 03:16:40 PM  
No more Pravda, too difficult to translate their unique brand of Engrish.
2003-04-12 03:16:44 PM  
who sings this song and whats the title, runnin her hand through my fro sippin on 24" ignition sippin coc and rum im like so what in drunk its the freakin weekend im gonna have me some run
2003-04-12 03:17:24 PM  
You have 20 seconds to comply.

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2003-04-12 03:20:29 PM  
I'm sorry FatherG but this is a flame ;-)
2003-04-12 03:21:17 PM  
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2003-04-12 03:21:46 PM  
2003-04-12 03:28:19 PM  
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the women marry YOU!
2003-04-12 03:34:43 PM  
Or this Billy_D ;)

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2003-04-12 03:57:31 PM  
Ganesh: that is R Kelly "Ignition (remix)", o elephant god.
2003-04-12 04:07:59 PM  
uh .... the authors of this article don't seem to get the point that the reason giant-wheeled armor didn't make it big is because it sucks ass

poor russians, they were germany's biatch for a long long time last century :(
2003-04-12 04:09:54 PM  
did anyone else think of Trogdor when they read that?
2003-04-12 04:19:44 PM  
Spartan, on fark i'd assume there is at least a dozen people who think of trogdor after every article.
2003-04-12 04:19:45 PM  
Spartan, yes immediately. lol.
2003-04-12 04:20:42 PM  
and did that....woman.... up there remind anyone else of Candice Bergen?
2003-04-12 04:28:51 PM  
Yeah, the Soviet thing precedes that commment. The filter even commented on my post.
2003-04-12 04:32:17 PM  
This sounds like a description to a photoshop contest.
2003-04-12 04:37:52 PM  
"Russian engineers used to design unimaginable arms"

We can bebuild him. We have the technology, and the know how to create a super human. We will build, The Six Million Rubble Man !

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2003-04-12 04:49:02 PM  
Soviet Russia?
2003-04-12 04:50:40 PM  
Hahaha I was shocked to see my name in a FARK headline. For those who care it's because I've done a few front page features covering crazy Nazi shiat from World War II.
2003-04-12 05:03:16 PM  
heh me too.

"I remember back in the day, when them fools used to design
unimaginable arms..." And yes Trogdor came to mind also.
2003-04-12 05:19:53 PM  
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2003-04-12 05:21:39 PM  
Zack And I loved every one of them!

/loves SA
2003-04-12 05:27:12 PM  
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2003-04-12 05:37:50 PM  
thank you Boobies
2003-04-12 05:49:54 PM  
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goliath online
2003-04-12 06:27:26 PM  
The mother of all tanks:
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