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(State Journal)   Forty-seven-year-old Luis Munoz says his attractive wife, Vicky, "takes great pleasure" in shooting him out of a huge cannon twice a day   ( divider line
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2003-04-10 11:13:09 AM  
I bet she takes great pleasure in receiving his protein stick in her anus too.
2003-04-10 11:13:50 AM  
Welcome to "Circus Freak Day" at FARK.....
2003-04-10 11:14:10 AM  
First knife throwing, then people getting shot out of a cannon. Is this circus day on fark or something?
2003-04-10 11:14:17 AM  
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Fire me, boy!
2003-04-10 11:14:29 AM  
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2003-04-10 11:15:13 AM  
can someone explain why his wife being "attractive" has anything to do with the circus act
2003-04-10 11:15:43 AM  
Inuyasha: no, you're just a moron.
2003-04-10 11:18:46 AM  
Hey Hollow_head: the guy must have had a boner when he was writing the article
2003-04-10 11:19:13 AM  
Easy on the newbies
2003-04-10 11:20:25 AM  
She's got to hate him. "Sure honey, I'll fire you out of this rocket."
2003-04-10 11:20:35 AM  
Hey savain whats with the name calling? are you in first grade or somthing? Or does that help your self esteam?
2003-04-10 11:22:51 AM  
Inuyasha: yes, it does.

2003-04-10 11:23:24 AM  
Ironically, Forty-seven-year-old Luis Munoz also "takes great pleasure" in shooting all over his attractive wife Vicky's huge cans twice a day.

/waiting for lessons on correct use of irony
2003-04-10 11:23:52 AM  
A man of his caliber is difficult to find.
2003-04-10 11:24:05 AM  
Circus day, and morons arguing like children day...

But much does he make to risk his life twice a day being fired out of a cannon...however COOL that is to put down as your job
"Human Cannonball" there HAVE to be drawbacks
His life insurance premiums = extremely high
2003-04-10 11:24:34 AM  
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
2003-04-10 11:24:37 AM  
What's next, trapeze article, high-wire act article?
2003-04-10 11:25:23 AM  
Wow. Someone blathering about being first calling someone else immature? What the fark is going on around here? The filter exists so that we can point and laugh at those who do that, so that they will not do that again. *points and laughs*
2003-04-10 11:25:38 AM  
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A man of his caliber is difficult to find.


If she doesn't give it up I'm going to explode!
2003-04-10 11:27:10 AM  
"...the pain and the cane disappear."

and the lord said you got to risssssssssse up
2003-04-10 11:27:17 AM  
She also has a million dollar life insurance policy on him, as well as control over aiming the cannon.
2003-04-10 11:28:01 AM  
...or does the pain come when the cane disappears?
2003-04-10 11:28:42 AM  
wife is just a sadist - and he is an idiot
2003-04-10 11:30:44 AM  
I agree. They started in the knife throwing thread and are now over here.
2003-04-10 11:31:34 AM  
I'd hit it, 616 times.
2003-04-10 11:32:08 AM  
We had one of those guys almost die here last year. Video footage and everything. The guy overshot the landing pad, hit the ground (on his feet), and smacked into a fence.
2003-04-10 11:34:42 AM  
Damn you got me *_*
2003-04-10 11:35:12 AM  
I'll define what I believe is attractive, thank you mr. reporter.

BTW nice way to prove your point with a small pic.

2003-04-10 11:35:33 AM  
Certified bonehead

I don't see any newbie bashing in the knife thread.
2003-04-10 11:36:45 AM  

wow and I never got to use it yet. Too bad.. its out of context.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-10 11:37:46 AM  
Vicky, "takes great pleasure" in shooting him out of a huge cannon twice a day

s/out of/with
2003-04-10 11:42:29 AM  
Yep you're right. I had the wrong names.
2003-04-10 11:42:50 AM  
blown up pic to better evaluate her attractiveness:
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I don't think I'd hit it, to be on the safe side.
2003-04-10 11:44:25 AM  
This is what the Mr. Pearl was thinking about
2003-04-10 11:56:32 AM  
on her face!!!
2003-04-10 12:38:16 PM  

What the hell are you babbling about?
2003-04-10 12:46:06 PM  
hey mister - -
[image from too old to be available]
. . . nice cannon
2003-04-10 12:49:47 PM  
That would have to be one hell of a strong cannon to hurl his big ass.

And her.....I'd shoot it with my cannon..meh...mabe not.
2003-04-10 12:51:35 PM  
Um...could we get a slightly better picture so we can judge for ourselves whether his attractive wife Vicky is really that attractive?

Nice attempt, YankinDaneland
2003-04-10 12:57:38 PM  
"Grandmother: (reading a letter)" My dear family, guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Vicky promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Luis Munoz."
2003-04-10 12:57:59 PM  
How long till the world's biggest cannon is turned into a photoshop contest?
2003-04-10 12:59:36 PM  
Skinnik his dad built the cannon in 1965. Something tells me Grandma already knows he likes to pretend to be a patriotic sperm.
2003-04-10 01:02:17 PM  
Sorry Skinink.
2003-04-10 01:04:12 PM  
I take great pleasure in shooting my cannon into his attractive wife.
2003-04-10 01:45:56 PM  
Skinink That wouldn't be a The Jerk reference, would it? Good for you if it is.

"I was born a poor little black boy."
2003-04-10 02:04:35 PM  
"Fire me Boy!"
2003-04-10 03:53:38 PM  
Am I the only one distrubed by the fact that his latest locale is "Farnham Dungeon Civic Center"?
2003-04-10 11:12:50 PM  
Im the first one!!!!
2003-04-10 11:13:46 PM  
im the second as well!!!
2003-04-10 11:14:25 PM  
NOOO :-(
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