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(NCBuy)   Website tempts clergy online with promise of "Heavenly Wood"   ( ncbuy.com) divider line
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52 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2003 at 9:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-10 03:01:31 AM  
Uh-huh. You said wood.
2003-04-10 09:33:04 AM  
I got some of that.
2003-04-10 09:34:37 AM  
tee hee
2003-04-10 09:35:07 AM  
Now if I could only find some "heavenly knot holes"
2003-04-10 09:36:03 AM  
Or at least a Glory Hole.
2003-04-10 09:37:32 AM  
I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Heavenly wood
2003-04-10 09:39:34 AM  
$445 for a confessional screen?

$300 Buy it Now on Ebay
2003-04-10 09:41:49 AM  
When stocks run low, they call in the 'heavenly fluffers'.
2003-04-10 09:42:37 AM  
Gosh, I wonder why these products don't do better in the public sector? You mean only churches want heavenly wood?
2003-04-10 09:44:15 AM  
GIS for "Heavenly Wood"
[image from cybergoat.com too old to be available]
2003-04-10 09:45:09 AM  
".....is especially popular with Catholic churches." Hahahahahahahaha. Then they order something to explain why they went to a website called heavenlywood, maybe?
2003-04-10 09:46:11 AM  
As a child I went to "Our Lady of the Weeping Sorrowful Virgin's Bleeding Ascention from the Wood of Great Girth" Catholic Church, and a priest there once tried to temptme with heavenly wood.
2003-04-10 09:46:31 AM  
The Norwegian Wood didn't go over well so they changed it.
2003-04-10 09:46:50 AM  
Oh it's like a boner, I get it.
2003-04-10 09:48:06 AM  
I get wood at home depot.
2003-04-10 09:48:40 AM  
I bet they have a nice line in chapel hat pegs.
2003-04-10 09:49:47 AM  
"Billy Mays for Heavenly Wood!"
2003-04-10 09:55:52 AM  
Hallelujah brother! Amen! Praise Jeebus!
2003-04-10 09:57:33 AM  
Can the gay pædophile website "heavenlywoodiesdotcom" be far behind? Also especially popular with the Catholic Church.


I didn't think so
2003-04-10 09:57:55 AM  
I actually read the headline without associating to anything sexual at all. I guess I'm losing my touch.
2003-04-10 10:00:29 AM  
I guess I'm losing my touch.

We don't want to know about it Cola...too much information!!


Oh...wait...okay...I think I know where your "touch" went.

AAAAAaaargh! I can't believe I wrote that!!!
2003-04-10 10:05:45 AM  
Arthur!! This is God!! I send thee out to find my wood!
2003-04-10 10:06:06 AM  
Not to be confused with:

[image from too old to be available]

"Morning Wood"
2003-04-10 10:06:42 AM  
http://www.colawp.com/colas/300/cola332.html this family cola?
2003-04-10 10:08:31 AM  
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2003-04-10 10:09:52 AM  
As with what CB said above, how come when I did a search on Google Images for "Heavenly Wood" I got this?

[image from horsehoopranch.com too old to be available]
2003-04-10 10:10:06 AM  
Morning wood here.
[image from holiday-at.co.uk too old to be available]
2003-04-10 10:10:28 AM  
a GIS for woodie 'brings this up' (if you'll excuse the turn of phrase).

May be considered NSFW, and better safe than sorry.

2003-04-10 10:12:13 AM  
Variations on a theme: GIS for heavenly woody

[image from candlecafe.com too old to be available]


It's a slooooooow day at UU reference desk folks
2003-04-10 10:13:06 AM  
Is that a beached whale?
2003-04-10 10:14:27 AM  
[image from news.bbc.co.uk too old to be available]
2003-04-10 10:18:42 AM  
I believe JackHandy that it is, in the vernacular, a pickle.

2003-04-10 10:25:04 AM  
Ookdalibrarian lol at link Some people just have too much time on / with their hands hehehehe
I got nothing
2003-04-10 10:28:15 AM  
Kwejibo's link is not safe for work...
2003-04-10 10:55:01 AM  
Why would they need a web site to get off? There are Elementary schools in like EVERY town.
2003-04-10 10:59:54 AM  
Bad joke. That stinks. Pew.
2003-04-10 11:08:50 AM  
hope my html dosnt falter here too

Natalie WOOD
2003-04-10 11:10:38 AM  
Here comes try number two

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Natalie WOOD
2003-04-10 11:13:36 AM  
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And what do we burn apart from witches?
More witches!
no, Wood!

2003-04-10 11:23:34 AM  
Huh, huh, huh.....wood....
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2003-04-10 11:25:06 AM  
Huh, huh, huh.....wood
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2003-04-10 11:34:57 AM  
How do you get a nun pregnant?
2003-04-10 11:35:51 AM  
Dress her up like an alter boy!

(there are still seats available on the bus to hell)
2003-04-10 11:48:02 AM  
2003-04-10 11:59:33 AM  
Talk about the disappointment for them when the site opens...
2003-04-10 12:13:16 PM  
I actually read the headline without associating to anything sexual at all. I guess I'm losing my touch.

2003-04-10 01:10:21 PM  
Is that anything like angelic cameltoe? Anyone seen that 1800Collect commercial with the hottie angel? Definite angelic cameltoe there.
2003-04-10 02:27:44 PM  
"Heavenly wood" is often found in an "unusual niche".
2003-04-10 02:31:39 PM  
False alarm. Completely non-humorous.
2003-04-10 02:51:34 PM  
Ha ha. See it's not really altar boy boners they're talking about. Get it? Huh? Huh? Get it? It's like a Jaguar is an endangered wild cat AND a car, see? Get it? Huh? Get it? See? Isn't that SO funny? Huh? Get it? See, see? Huh?
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