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(Local6)   H.S. athletic director arrested for giving student "violent wedgies" that caused bruising   ( divider line
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2003-04-09 05:14:55 PM  
thats gotsta hurt...
2003-04-09 05:15:29 PM  
Coach armstrong?
2003-04-09 05:18:19 PM  
WTF? no nelson image?

You farkers need to get on the ball, where's the HaHa image?!
2003-04-09 05:18:30 PM  
Yes that is one stupid kid. I suppose he said to himself "well he did spank me and I feel that was inappropriate, but I'll wait until after I spank him before I file a complaint. Ok maybe I'll just wait until after the genital fondling, no maybe the buttocks..."

That's if the story is even real.
2003-04-09 05:19:41 PM  

are you giggling at ? (GIGGLE)
2003-04-09 05:22:09 PM  

great simsons ref.

anyone that quote's the simsons in kewl in my book
2003-04-09 05:22:32 PM  
what am i giggling at?

Please, don't make me choose.
2003-04-09 05:22:57 PM  
When I attended junior high in the early 1980's, I got my ass paddled by six different school authorities .
Today, 1/3 of them are dead.

/dancing on graves
2003-04-09 05:23:36 PM  
Anais_none now you have to
2003-04-09 05:24:37 PM  
Looks like this guy wanted to be an 'ATHLETIC SUPPORTER' rather than an athletic director.
2003-04-09 05:25:41 PM  

couldn't be that i look like i got a wegie in my pix could it ......


that i look stoned


2003-04-09 05:25:48 PM  
obligatory grease reference...

I can't pick.
2003-04-09 05:27:25 PM  
The only excuse for PE in high school is to fuel my masturbation fantasies.
2003-04-09 05:31:19 PM  
(----- my gaydar just went off

Swingbozo that really made me spit onto my keyboard omg i totaly understand
2003-04-09 05:31:28 PM  
Ok, so what the fark is a melvin?? Is it just a regional name for the atomic wedgie??
2003-04-09 05:32:54 PM  
Good_Moleman_To_You well maybe he liked it in some way or was afraid of not making the CUT for some team thingee
2003-04-09 05:37:06 PM  
04-09-03 05:31:28 PM RoguePixie
Ok, so what the fark is a melvin?? Is it just a regional name for the atomic wedgie??

A melvin is a wedgie were you pull the underwear up over the head so they wear it like a nuns hat.

***don't ask,don't tell***
2003-04-09 05:41:37 PM  
Guys like this give us all a bad name.
2003-04-09 05:41:54 PM  
So it's an atomic wedgie!! Next lesson: does everyone know what a swirly is??
2003-04-09 05:43:53 PM  
Next lesson: does everyone know what a swirly is??

The hairstyle you get when your head's been held down in a flushing toilet.
2003-04-09 05:44:36 PM  

this is the most family i think i have ever seen on fark wow there are really others out there

and yes you are so right but it is true that most molesters in prison are straigh and men going after little girls
2003-04-09 05:44:44 PM  
I do!! I do!! umm... not that I've ever gotten one.
2003-04-09 05:44:58 PM  
RoguePixie...swirly?!?...there's one I haven't heard in a while.
2003-04-09 05:45:28 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit ding! ding! ding! tell him what he's won!!!
2003-04-09 05:45:57 PM  
That'll teach him to wear his jock strap for gymn class.
2003-04-09 05:46:16 PM 'bout a "pink belly"?
2003-04-09 05:47:24 PM  
Oooh, pink bellies suck!!! Rivaled only by the indian rug burn!!
2003-04-09 05:48:48 PM  
How about a "psychological sit-up"?
2003-04-09 05:49:42 PM  
Psychological situp?? Eh??
2003-04-09 05:50:45 PM  
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2003-04-09 05:50:47 PM  
Certified bonehead -

Thanks, now I have it stuck in my head too :p

Day after day
I will walk and I will play
but the day after today
I will stop
and I will start my way
why can't I get just one kiss
why can't I get just one kiss
believe me there'd be somethings that I wouldn't miss
but I look at your pants and I need I need a kiss
why can't I get just one screw
why can't I get just one screw
believe me I know what to do
but something won't let me make love to you
why can't I get just one f*ck
why can't I get just one f*ck
I guess it's something to do with luck
but I waited my whole life for just one
day afterday
I get angry
and I will say
that the day
is in my sight
when i'll take a bow
and say goodnight
2003-04-09 05:51:11 PM say nothing of the "Texas tittie twister"
2003-04-09 05:53:08 PM  
Good_Moleman...shoe wedgie=flat tire?
2003-04-09 05:53:24 PM  
Anyone here ever fall victim to a shoe wedgie? Those things are annoying as crap to fix.

Step on the back of the shoe so the heel pops out? We called that a flat back in my day.
2003-04-09 05:53:32 PM  
The only excuse for PE in high school is to fuel my masturbation fantasies.

I'm with you Swingbozo.

I remember one time we had basketball practice during Christmas Break, the coach went home before some of us had finished showering... Well I better shut up to protect those participants who are now "happily" married and living in houses full of their Mormon spawn.
2003-04-09 05:57:12 PM  
Good_Moleman...I'd have to assume so.
2003-04-09 05:58:29 PM  
I'm sorry, but I have to maintain that the best bang for your buck is in your Wet Willie. Pain fades rather quickly, but the squishy gross feeling in your ear seems to last for days.
2003-04-09 05:58:48 PM  
*Ahem* The psychological sit-up...

Not that I've ever done it, but two guys in my jr. high gym class were accused of it and thus branded for life. Incidentally, one of them became my friend Otto's_Jacket's mortal enemy. But that is another story.

Anyway, said "sit-up" involves two dudes, one prepared to execute the standard sit-up whilst the other is on his knees, with bare ass waiting to meet the sit-up athlete's face in the finished position. Why? I have no farking idea.
2003-04-09 05:59:05 PM  

houses full of their Mormon spawn.

that is so farking funny
2003-04-09 05:59:06 PM  
and then of course there is this site... NSFW!
2003-04-09 06:05:05 PM  

I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
2003-04-09 06:05:29 PM  
Good_Moleman_To_You Sweet! It's a shame that all of my coworkers are too mature for such things...

2003-04-09 06:07:02 PM  
Good_Moleman Thanks ... good to know that I'm not SO old that when referring to a flat tire, I don't have to say "back in my day"...
2003-04-09 06:08:41 PM  
Good_Moleman...well, ya' learn something new every day...
2003-04-09 06:10:34 PM  
Maybe it wasn't really his fault. Maybe he just misunderstood what Physical Education was all about.

I have to agree, when I was 17 I'd have broken some bones if some gym teacher had tried to fondle my package.
2003-04-09 06:12:41 PM  

I do the same things
2003-04-09 06:14:41 PM  
This thread has bifurcated...fascinating...
2003-04-09 06:16:47 PM  
2003-04-09 06:17:07 PM  
so... coach couldn't make it in seminary school, eh?

Maybe he can make friends with this guy:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-09 06:18:06 PM  
Good Lord Gabbo is Fabbo, I used to watch that show all the damn time!
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