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(Reuters)   Italian police looking for four nuns who plowed into another car and fled the scene   ( divider line
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45 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2003 at 7:25 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-09 12:58:14 PM  
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2003-04-09 05:32:08 PM  
Did they get out and smear a cross on his car in blood? If so they're armed with hammers.
2003-04-09 07:28:46 PM  
This is nunsense!

/in a very punny mood....i apologize
2003-04-09 07:29:13 PM  
hit and nun

/i killed it
2003-04-09 07:30:04 PM  
Vatican Press Release: "Them's no nuns, them's trannys."
2003-04-09 07:31:59 PM  
Why does this have an unlikely tag? Is there anybody out there who still believes that religious figures hold themselves to a higher moral standard than say, garden variety extortionists and child abusers?
2003-04-09 07:34:10 PM  
I was once carjacked by a nun.
2003-04-09 07:35:20 PM  
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done.
2003-04-09 07:38:11 PM  
I guess that is one hell of a sign the world is about to end.
2003-04-09 07:43:04 PM  
Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor are at it again.
2003-04-09 07:43:13 PM  
Guess they found the priest's holy wine stash.
2003-04-09 07:43:18 PM  
Apparently they worship at the same church as Halle Berry
2003-04-09 07:44:36 PM  
So, now we wait for the headline:

"Search for hit and run driver ended: Nun was found."
2003-04-09 07:45:35 PM  
2003-04-09 07:49:23 PM  
I pray that this nunsense will stop!
2003-04-09 07:49:55 PM  
my wife's a nun....nun in the morning, nun at night.

/wasn't funny last time i posted it either
2003-04-09 07:50:19 PM  
Yup... should have known that Irockalot had beat me to it.
2003-04-09 07:58:20 PM  
god farking damn it, MimeticNoise
2003-04-09 08:00:55 PM  
These aren't the nuns you're looking for...

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where's the fourth nun? She's taking the picture, fo shizzle!
2003-04-09 08:04:52 PM  
"Sista's are doin' it for themselves!"

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oh sista, if lovin' tha Lord is wrong, I don't wanna be righta!
2003-04-09 08:15:45 PM  
Nun driver gets out and slams her hands on the hood of the other car. Putting her palms over her temples, then hands out yelling "mama mia! mama mia!" THen she slams her hands down on the hood of the other car again.l
2003-04-09 08:16:02 PM  
Thr fleeing nun?
2003-04-09 08:16:47 PM  
in Iraq, thr = the.
2003-04-09 08:20:35 PM  

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2003-04-09 08:21:33 PM  

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2003-04-09 08:24:53 PM  

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2003-04-09 08:24:54 PM  
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I got nun.

/doesn't even make any sense
2003-04-09 08:26:57 PM  
No nuns with guns?
2003-04-09 08:27:32 PM  
nuns = terrorists
2003-04-09 08:27:58 PM  
Wel of course these nuns slammed into another car. Would you want to be sexually abused by Father McGrady. Jimmy, put your damned hand down, honestly boy.
2003-04-09 08:30:36 PM  
ahahahaha i cant wait until a war thread comes along to post this. SEE!! britain single handedly beat saddam

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2003-04-09 08:34:07 PM  
Someone would have posted this anyway....

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2003-04-09 08:38:45 PM  
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2003-04-09 08:58:18 PM  
Must have had some alterboys tied up in the trunk. Birthday presents for the priest.
2003-04-09 08:59:49 PM  
sorry Ku_No_Ichi, but i'm the fastest punner this side of the ocean.
2003-04-09 09:05:57 PM  
Reminds me of a joke...

Two nuns were driving their car in Italy, when they stopped at an intersection and Satan jumped onto the hood of their car and said..."I am the Prince of Darkness and I have come to take your souls!". The first nun said to the second nun "Oh my! Sister Gertrude, jump out of the car and show him your Cross." At which point Sister Gertrude jumped out and and shouted "GET OFF THE farkIN CAR, biatch!"
2003-04-09 09:05:57 PM  
Seriously, what are you gonna do to them, stick them in a place full of lesbians with bars on the windows? They already been there, done that...
2003-04-09 09:12:17 PM  

Good one. :)

"Hot cross nuns! Hot cross nuns!
If ye have no daughters,
Give them to your sons."
2003-04-09 09:16:14 PM  
YEAH you gotta watch out for those nuns.

Ever since Sister Act every damn nun thinks they can be a damn doo-wap singing nubian!

/end evil comment
2003-04-09 09:17:04 PM  
That wasn't very conventional of them now, was it.
2003-04-09 09:24:55 PM  
No, Ku_No_Ichi, definitely abbeynormal behavior.
2003-04-09 09:29:50 PM  
Well, it will go down in the good book as a nun-event as long as they don't go and make it into a habit.
2003-04-09 09:41:00 PM  
Yeah, Ku_No_Ichi, the best thing for them to do is vow to be silent about the matter and pray that the authorities are nun the wiser.
2003-04-09 09:41:40 PM  
felonius nuns make the baby jesus cry
2003-04-09 09:49:25 PM  
If felonius nuns make the baby jesus cry,
what do you think does a Thelonious Monk does to him?
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2003-04-09 09:52:27 PM  
Hey, man, even if Thelonious was the most die-hard atheist in existence, you bet your ass Jesus'd be pulling strings to play those tunes up in the sky...
2003-04-09 10:01:41 PM  
sorry Cynicalbastard, Jesus is more of a B-52's kinda guy.
2003-04-09 10:22:48 PM  
Try the confessionals at the Vatican. Duh.
2003-04-09 10:35:04 PM  
did somebody say jesus?....

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