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(Deseret News)   At least 5 mythical beasts live in Utah lakes   ( divider line
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2001-09-24 12:05:01 AM  
And I thought nobody did drugs in Utah!

Sounds like someone was eating wild mushrooms....
2001-09-24 12:06:09 AM  
Hicks aren't mythical...
2001-09-24 12:21:14 AM  
The Utah Lake monster, as one example, may not be an intentional lie, he said. Rather, the legend is likely based on illusion and imagination.

Nuff said.
2001-09-24 12:28:02 AM  
Those farking Mormons sure are 'tall tale' tellers.
2001-09-24 12:48:53 AM  
What do these critters do with all those greyhound heads? Collect them? Trade them?
2001-09-24 12:57:49 AM  
The Meandrous Monster?

"Run, fellow Mormons! It's meandering this way!"
2001-09-24 01:35:58 AM  
Farking silly little mormons! What the hell?
2001-09-24 01:59:20 AM  
I think I remember in my somewhat alcohol rotted mind that Mormons get luch discounts, and I contribute their sudden development to bad shellfish. After all, that is the excuse I use whenever I do something stupid.
2001-09-24 02:10:16 AM  
Here's the link I don't think the bad shellfish excuse will be valid. I do not have any Sizzlers around me, but my guess is that they do not sell seafood.
2001-09-24 05:18:13 AM  
I didn't know mor(m)ons are mythical...
2001-09-24 06:38:17 AM  
D. Robert Carter? Why does H.P. Lovecraft suddenly spring to mind?
2001-09-24 08:47:21 AM  
...and they're all called 'Wayne'
2001-09-24 10:03:44 AM  
I didn't see Karl Malone mentioned anywhere in that article. I know he lives at the bottom of some cess pool somewhere in Utah.
2001-09-24 10:40:45 AM  
Please do not talk about the Karl Malone like that.
2001-09-24 10:47:18 AM  
Can't I even go swimming in a lake without you Utah people making fun of me? Boo hoody hooo..........
2001-09-24 10:57:09 AM  
I grew up in Vermont where Lake Champlain was inhabited by Champ at least when WE made up a monster it didn't have stupid greyhound heads. . .EVERYONE knows greyhounds don't like to swim.
2001-09-24 11:11:12 AM  
Would John Stockton have been more agreeable?
2001-09-24 12:27:44 PM  
Lin Carter was an HPL Mythos writer.

As far as monsters, there's one with forty teeth and holds back a huge monster. We call it... my zipper.

Yeah, yeah, bwahahahahaaa and all that.
2001-09-24 03:09:53 PM  
the fifth one being the elusive polygamist?
2001-09-24 04:57:27 PM  
I don't know about Nessie, but those crying water-babies would freak me the fark out. yikes!
2001-09-25 05:42:32 AM  
Damn, why make up monsters? Just look at Orrin Hatch, you want to see a monster.
2001-09-25 02:10:16 PM  
I have a monster in my pants.
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