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(Sydney Herald)   Prostitution school opens in Amsterdam. Bow Chicka Bow Bow 101   ( smh.com.au) divider line
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2003-04-08 12:01:43 PM  
School? Isn't this just "Tab A to Slot B". Is there some business aspect I may be missing?

What's next, a walking school?
2003-04-08 12:03:18 PM  
damn high class prostitutes make alot of money.

Wonder if I could get past modesty and shyness and become a hooker in the netherlands
2003-04-08 12:03:21 PM  
The advanced class teaches you to chew gum at the same time. Er..that's in reference to the walking school, unless you're into that sort of thing.
2003-04-08 12:41:05 PM  
Rosalea I'm sure some farkers would be glad to help you overcome your shyness.
2003-04-08 12:47:23 PM  
Do they need somebody to practice on?
2003-04-08 12:47:38 PM  
They've asked me to be the visiting professor on BDSM.
2003-04-08 12:48:29 PM  
I'd like to place my vote for Amsterdam as the capital of Earth.
2003-04-08 12:48:46 PM  
Christ on a big, fat stick ... That headline made me gag on my drink! Good stuff. :-)
2003-04-08 12:49:25 PM  
Anyone whose technique is limited to "insert Tab A in Slot B" would benefit from enrollment at that school. Hell, your bored SO would probably pay your tuition.
2003-04-08 12:50:15 PM  
Escort Queen with Turbopower

Greatest book title ever.
2003-04-08 12:50:33 PM  
Are the best students put on the Dean's Dick ?

I think ANY student who fails this class, just should go straight out and shoot themselves, no hope for them in life at all.

2003-04-08 12:50:51 PM  
How about some 'hands on' course work. Farkers can set up a mentoring workshop.....
2003-04-08 12:51:27 PM  
Hmm... I wonder how many students there get athletic scholarships for pole vaulting...
2003-04-08 12:51:31 PM  
Over 120,000 a year for 40 hours a week. Not too bad. Except for the social stigma and being on public display as a prostitute all day. That's not so good.

Ok, now I want to hear stories. A lot of people (myself included) have been to Amsterdam. Anyone (or anyone's FRIEND *wink wink*) ever get too curious to resist the temptations of the red light district? I can say that I was in too much of a smoke-filled haze the whole time to even get up, let alone get it up.

I did, however, do something vile with a banana after being called up on stage at a sex show. *shudder* Luckily, it was not me but my friend (no *wink wink*, really, a friend) who was molested by the man in the gorilla-suit onstage.
2003-04-08 12:51:48 PM  
2003-04-08 12:52:23 PM  
"Anybody order a pizza?
...Extra thick Sicilian?"
2003-04-08 12:52:59 PM  
The hooker in amsterdam are some of the most beautiful hooker i have ever seen. At a glance, they look like a beautiful virgin daughter of a rich family.

Thank god i get to walk pass by this street every day.
Whens there gonna be a Holland Fark meating?
2003-04-08 12:53:08 PM  
The real money is in porn.
2003-04-08 12:54:11 PM  
If you need to go to school for this, you prolly aren't gonna be very good at it.
2003-04-08 12:54:32 PM  
She said vacuum cleaners and prostitution in the same sentence. Freudian slip? I think not.
2003-04-08 12:54:37 PM  
sign me up... i need the money. though euros are alot closer to american dollars than they said...
2003-04-08 12:54:49 PM  
Lorne's partner must be really happy....
2003-04-08 12:55:12 PM  
Hash and hookers. Is this a great country or what?
2003-04-08 12:55:22 PM  
Well, it's about time someone started a school like that.
I wish i'd make the kind of money a nigh class hooker makes.
2003-04-08 12:55:33 PM  
Where do I sign up to be a tutor?
2003-04-08 12:56:16 PM  
In other news. The world's worst job is now listed as "Assistant Crack Whore in training"

It's a co-op position. The "trainee" paper hat is a little embarasing, but most customers don't realy care.
2003-04-08 12:56:17 PM  
At that school, you're actually supposed to blow the professors for grades?!
2003-04-08 12:56:21 PM  
Best headline ever, had I been drinking milk it would have shot from my nose for sure...
2003-04-08 12:56:35 PM  
Escort Queen with Turbopower? Sounds like she used to watch NewsRadio:

"The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it?"
2003-04-08 12:57:24 PM  
Anyone want to help me "make" some money?
2003-04-08 12:57:56 PM  
FALL 2003

2003-04-08 12:57:57 PM  
AAAAHHH! THE GORILLA!!! I, too, did the banana deal. I must admit to being the one on stage. At least it was a chick in the suit. That was hilarious!!! A friend of mine went up earlier and got the pull the beads out with his teeth.
2003-04-08 12:59:29 PM  

Social stigma? Don't think so, lot of people around here have accepted prostitution as a business, including the government - prostitution is now a legal business. What's the catch? That they have to pay business taxes now.
2003-04-08 01:00:27 PM  
Yeah hos, school, sex techniques, Amsterdam, we had this already the other day, or maybe it was Total Fark, whatever, who cares... now I want to hear more about SurgeonDryHog and the banana please.
2003-04-08 01:01:34 PM  
*moving to amsterdam*
2003-04-08 01:03:50 PM  
I wonder, do they bring their own lab partner or does the school provide one? And if provided, where can I sign up for that deal?
2003-04-08 01:06:57 PM  
True Story

When my company (a travel agency) went bankrupt last year. A bunch of us went to party in Amsterdam as a last hurrah! We did a bunch of mushrooms and went to a sex show at the Casa Rosso. They called me up on stage and had me eat a banana out of some chic's crotch.

2003-04-08 01:07:47 PM  
SithWitch I wonder HOW can you get a sholarship program there....
2003-04-08 01:08:05 PM  
I wouldn't be late for that class, maybe too early...
2003-04-08 01:08:16 PM  
They are, AgentTwinkleToes... euros were being compared to australian dollars in the article, which are worth less than american or even canadian dollars.
2003-04-08 01:09:04 PM  
Fluid: Prostitution may be legal as a business there, but there's still a social stigma. Would you date a prostitute?

Also, in my earlier comment I meant 120,000 a year for 40 hours a MONTH not week.
2003-04-08 01:09:54 PM  
Where do you sign in? I'm sure my ex would be interested.
2003-04-08 01:10:36 PM  
Ik houd van de hoerenbuurt.
2003-04-08 01:11:51 PM  
"Bow Chicka Bow Bow".....funny stuff.
2003-04-08 01:12:06 PM  
i bet the school cost a lot of money to attend the article did not have tution prices i wonder if they have a sholorship program

You could always strip on the side to pay your way through school.
2003-04-08 01:13:03 PM  
If you do well, your parents get a free bumper sticker. "My Kid is an Honor Student at St. Felattio's School for Girls".
2003-04-08 01:14:07 PM  
You could graduate "Some Come Loudly"...

heh heh I kill me.
2003-04-08 01:14:13 PM  
My sister came home one day with a jumper that said University of the Sexually gifted.
I have yet to see my dad that mad again.
2003-04-08 01:15:30 PM  
Fark U ?
2003-04-08 01:15:32 PM  
Best. Headline. Ever.
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