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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Mexican food helps speed baby's delivery   ( accessatlanta.com) divider line
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2003-04-06 07:30:11 PM  
Mexican food helps speed deliveries of my bathroom packages too.


#2 [TotalFark]
2003-04-06 08:01:04 PM  
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Pity the poor doctor who delivered the baby.
2003-04-06 08:03:03 PM  
Yeah, if your baby's name is Feces McGee
2003-04-06 08:06:17 PM  
Home abortion kit:

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2003-04-06 08:45:57 PM  
mmmm mexican food
2003-04-06 09:04:53 PM  
Who knew it was so versatile.

Anyone got an over-under on the number of Mexican food jokes that will be posted in this thread?
2003-04-06 09:48:43 PM  
Sort of a "Si!" section.
2003-04-06 11:39:58 PM  
was the baby brown? and did she srop it off at the pool?
2003-04-06 11:40:21 PM  
If by that you mean "drop the kids off at the pool"
2003-04-06 11:40:30 PM  
don't drink the water
2003-04-06 11:41:20 PM  
Now THAT is disgusting.
2003-04-06 11:41:39 PM  
Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin.
Giving birth to another Mexican.
2003-04-06 11:41:48 PM  
if mexican food speeds baby's delivery, what slows it down?
2003-04-06 11:42:05 PM  
!Arriba, arriba! Andale ...

Well, now I know what to try to get my daughter here on Cinco de Mayo ...

Honey, try the guacamole!

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2003-04-06 11:43:34 PM  

2003-04-06 11:44:14 PM  
If by speeding the baby's delivery, you mean "growing a tail", yeah, Metsican food is pretty spiffy.
2003-04-06 11:44:49 PM  
2003-04-06 11:45:27 PM  
mexican food, specifically chile, has a chemical that blocks a chemical secreted in the brain that tells you that you're full. so, people who eat a lot of mexican food are more likely to overeat.

has nothing to do with the topic, i just wanted to sound smart.
/hangs head in shame
2003-04-06 11:45:29 PM  
Babies don't come out that end. I'm guessing it was a humanoid tapeworm.
2003-04-06 11:46:25 PM  
Meh. Spurious link between cause and effect.
2003-04-06 11:46:30 PM  
I can see this working. Increased abdominal pressure causes the baby to press down against the cervix. This starts a positive-feedback chain reaction. Pressing on the cervix causes contraction, contraction puts more pressure on the cervix, ad deliveratum.
2003-04-06 11:46:52 PM  
2003-04-06 11:47:00 PM  
Taco Bell surrenders.
2003-04-06 11:47:41 PM  
When the baby was born, did they have to wipe the salsa off of it?
2003-04-06 11:47:47 PM  
Well, Riiight. doesn't this need a bizzare tag?

In The Indiana Harbor section of East Chicago, IN, there were several places that I've heard of that had tacos that were made from alley cat meat. I heard they actually got busted. Supposedly it was highly tasty. Probably just an urban legend, though. I didn't see it on Snopes, However.

/obligatory Mexican food joke
2003-04-06 11:48:18 PM  
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2003-04-06 11:48:50 PM  
I seriously do like Mexican food, though. It's actually what I had for dinner tonight. Try the quesadillas, there great
2003-04-06 11:49:13 PM  
sexual stimulation does the same, but which is better?
2003-04-06 11:50:03 PM  
My prediction...
Sickest. Thread. Ever.

My contribution:
"Yeah, if you want runny kids."
2003-04-06 11:50:46 PM  
Fellas, please, I love ethnic and cultural jokes as much as the next guy, but I think we're missing the big picture here...

The governor of one of our great 50 states is drawing illogical conclusions like inferring a cause and effect relationship between childbirth and enchiladas.

And you all laughed at me for liking Jessie Ventura.
2003-04-06 11:51:03 PM  
First off, ask any women that has had a baby and she can tell you that an 8lb 5oz baby is not small!! Second, it's not the mexican food per say that speeds things up, it's the spicy part of the whole deal, just ask and OBGYN and they will tell you that.
2003-04-06 11:51:21 PM  
now would be a good time to revisit ...

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mmmmm, camarones-pequen~os!

2003-04-06 11:51:36 PM  
Mortician, No you did NOT just bring Taco Bell into a thread about Mexican food. Taco Bell is not Mexican food.
2003-04-06 11:51:43 PM  
i drop the kids off at the pool twice as fast!
2003-04-06 11:52:03 PM  
From which orifice did this child emerge?
2003-04-06 11:52:07 PM  
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2003-04-06 11:52:15 PM  
ChoDan: Why not both?
2003-04-06 11:52:21 PM  
By the way, if you're ever in the Albany, NY area, Bombers Burrito Bar on Lark Street has THE BEST mexican food EVER.

4 out of 5 expecting mothers recommend.
2003-04-06 11:53:43 PM  
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2003-04-06 11:53:50 PM  
Way to funny seven!!!!
2003-04-06 11:53:51 PM  
Mexican food to rush the baby thru her taco. How uplifting.

But all being said this proves the power of NAFTA. Is Canadian food good for anything ?

2003-04-06 11:54:30 PM  
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2003-04-06 11:54:31 PM  
...is served
2003-04-06 11:54:45 PM  

Awesome! Muy bueno!
2003-04-06 11:55:37 PM  
What is Canadian food, anyway? It seemed to me like it was just some immitation English food.
2003-04-06 11:55:38 PM  
VERY cute picture doodie!! And goes oh so well with the topic!
2003-04-06 11:55:44 PM  
this should have a obvious take
2003-04-06 11:55:51 PM  
There's a great Mexican place called El Rodeo near my house. Excellent food, but a color scheme like a Chuck E. Cheese or a Tim Burton movie. You can tell the food's good because all the staff are illegal or semi-legal immigrants.
2003-04-06 11:56:29 PM  
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2003-04-06 11:57:21 PM  
Putin(sp) fries are great! (Canada's version of chili cheese fries)
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