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2003-04-06 03:27:03 PM  
And it's about time, too.
2003-04-06 03:39:37 PM  
This should get a hero tag.
2003-04-06 03:43:55 PM  
Glad I still have my student I.D.
2003-04-06 03:50:31 PM  
South African Rand
Last 0.12643 Previous Close 0.12735
Change -0.00092 Bid 0.12643
% Change -0.72% Ask 0.12614

So, would R50 be $6.32 US? That's cheaper than a sack of nuts.
2003-04-06 04:22:20 PM  
How much is shipping?
2003-04-06 04:37:32 PM  
Wldncrzy14: probably a lot, once you factor in the likelihood of getting HIV from a prostitute in South Africa.
2003-04-06 05:29:07 PM  
It may be my naiveté but I always thought prostitution was one of those businesses where you get what you pay for. If Micah476's calculation is correct she was selling it for about the cost of a sub and a drink at Subway.
2003-04-06 06:04:13 PM  
Yeah, going to a whorehouse in a country that probably has the highest rate of AIDS infection in recent years. Great idea, where do I sign up?
2003-04-06 06:31:25 PM  
Cscx all you have to do is find a virgin and that AIDS goes away.
2003-04-06 06:43:55 PM  
Having sex with prostitutes in south Africa is like playing chicken with a dump truck while you're on a tricycle. You may win, but if not, you're screwed royally.
2003-04-06 08:18:44 PM  
what? no address?
2003-04-06 08:18:55 PM  
Lot's of places offer student discounts. Now how about a cut rate for a 69 for those over 55?
2003-04-06 08:20:07 PM  
If you're in college and can't get laid the old fashioned way (get her nice and hammered, etc. etc.) you need serious help.
2003-04-06 08:22:40 PM  
No Seniors discount?
2003-04-06 08:23:37 PM  
"Excuse me, can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?"

Best pickup line ever.
2003-04-06 08:25:06 PM  
"Thabo Mofeti and Pule Thotela (not their real names), are regular patrons of the hotel."
We're not in Kansas anymore.
2003-04-06 08:27:30 PM  
Yeah, but how much do the drinks cost? That's where they screw ya over.
2003-04-06 08:28:06 PM  
Hey now, don't *get her nice and hammered* - let her do it herself. Then you can't say it's your fault she's a slut.

At least having discount prostitutes means the girls (in theory - what's the male:female college or literacy ratio in SA?) aren't having bastards (read: people who get them drunk and slip roofies, etc.) pressure them as often.

Before you flame me: I'm a straight non-virgin female. I think sorority girls who drink and dress like sluts do deserve what they get, though.
2003-04-06 08:28:24 PM  
Considering that South Africa leads the world in HIV positive citizens, who the hell would have sex with a prostitute there?
2003-04-06 08:28:45 PM  
Get back to me when this hits America.
2003-04-06 08:28:48 PM  
Doing a prostitute in South Africa is only something I'd do as a last request before a death sentence, as its equivalent to one in the first place.
2003-04-06 08:30:01 PM student ID card gives me a couple dollars off school sporting events, free public bus service and discounts at a brothel...YESSSSSSS!!!!!!
2003-04-06 08:31:22 PM  
Would someone tell me why prostitution is not legal here in the US??? And don't tell me about East California. I mean everywhere.

Just what we need to help out our floundering economy.
2003-04-06 08:31:25 PM  
Time to take my non-gradubatating arse back to college. Ahh, college dayz.
2003-04-06 08:31:52 PM  
Time to get a college ID!
2003-04-06 08:32:08 PM  
time to go to college!
2003-04-06 08:33:01 PM  
"Blondie, a sex worker at the hotel, told City Press she provides services to many students who frequent the place."

So thats where she went after making "The tide is high"
2003-04-06 08:39:24 PM  
Could you really trust a brothel in Germiston? Virusville is much closer.
2003-04-06 08:42:37 PM  
"Brothels begin offering special discount rates for college students"

Confusing headline...Are college students paying less for whores or are whores who are college student cheaper?

'Cause I could go for some educated 'tang about and zesty!

(again, too lazy to read article...)
2003-04-06 08:44:16 PM  
i'm going to south

*slams door on way out*
2003-04-06 08:48:10 PM  
Would someone tell me why prostitution is not legal here in the US??? And don't tell me about East California. I mean everywhere.

Just what we need to help out our floundering economy.

Holy rollers.
2003-04-06 08:49:32 PM  
Ok, running XE here are the prices in US Dollars:

Full Fare R180 = $22.62
Student Price R50 = $6.28
2bit ho R30 = $3.77
2003-04-06 08:51:42 PM  
Cool. They have 2 bars. One for customers and one for staff.
2003-04-06 08:54:20 PM  
Cranialsodomy Dunno, but I would guess it has a LOT to do with NIMBY. I'm all for it, but I don't want it anywhere near my house.
2003-04-06 08:57:21 PM  
04-06-03 06:31:25 PM Thales
Cscx all you have to do is find a virgin and that AIDS goes away.

Nice try but like half the kids there are born with HIV.
2003-04-06 08:57:52 PM  
Prostitution is legal in Nevada (X)miles outside of city limits.
2003-04-06 08:58:39 PM  
Africa: Land of contrasts.
One one hand we have this arcticle treating brothels as a "matter of fact" legal business, then there's the earlier article written by the clueless about the clueless fundies and their anti-sex pontification hilariously titled Clergymen 'Come Heavy' On Condoms

Not to mention the stoning for adultery, female circumcism and AIDS running rampant...
2003-04-06 09:00:05 PM  
"Would someone tell me why prostitution is not legal here in the US???"

Actually, it is legal in the US. So long as it doesn't involve interstate commerce. Gotta love that interstate commece clause. Now state/county/city law is another story. It's got to be in a state where it's legal, a county where it's legal, and a municipality where it's legal.

Which leaves only rural Nevada, unless I'm mistaken.
2003-04-06 09:00:59 PM  
Deserves HERO tag.
2003-04-06 09:01:09 PM  
I think no legal prositution in most of the US is more to do with silly morals than anything else.

Look at how much its hurt Nevada. But then again, machine guns and explosives are legal in Nevada. Maybe it works best in the middle of nowhere. Even in Nevada its not legal anywhere near the big cities (ie Vegas and umm... Well, Renos not that big.)
2003-04-06 09:01:12 PM  
as one of my old college professors once commented to a mixed lecture class (for real):
"you know why there's no prostitutes in a college town? why pay for something you can get for free>>>"
2003-04-06 09:05:20 PM  
Thabo Mofeti and Pule Thotela (not their real names)

I would hope not...who would admit to having those names?
2003-04-06 09:06:25 PM  
Germiston College of Education
2003-04-06 09:08:34 PM  
"Would someone tell me why prostitution is not legal here in the US???"

dunno but I wish they'd legalize it if only to get rid of the billboards around here that say essentially "don't believe the lies, prostitution hurts everyone."
course they'd probably keep them up to prostest the now legal prostitution
2003-04-06 09:08:58 PM  
Don't fool yourself. College girls often are prostitutes, even if they don't all themselves that.
2003-04-06 09:10:35 PM  
I meant "tell themselves" that.
2003-04-06 09:11:38 PM  
Like they get what you pay for.

2003-04-06 09:14:17 PM  
Wow, they sure don't charge much to give you AIDS!
2003-04-06 09:14:29 PM  
On one hand, you have cheap sex....
The other, risk of fatal infection....

Decisions, decisions.
2003-04-06 09:20:41 PM  
As George Carlin once said, "Selling is legal. FÜcking is legal. Why isn't selling fÜcking legal?"
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