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9724 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2003 at 4:27 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-05 03:24:52 PM  
I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to say "I'd hit it" or argue about computer platforms.
2003-04-05 03:27:05 PM  
it's going to take a hell of a lot more than that.
2003-04-05 04:10:07 PM  
The sad thing is, I saw most of those before they got "mac-ized" - the editing does not impress me. I am not impressed. Nope...
2003-04-05 04:14:48 PM  
Esme, enjoy your DOS-based machine. I'll enjoy my UNIX-based Mac.
2003-04-05 04:28:36 PM  
My drives are no longer floppy.
2003-04-05 04:31:13 PM  
bah! farked already
2003-04-05 04:31:17 PM  
site's farked.
2003-04-05 04:32:36 PM  
How can this already be farked?


oh well, sour grapes..
2003-04-05 04:33:10 PM  
2003-04-05 04:33:35 PM  
where are the boobies
2003-04-05 04:34:10 PM  
They're in my pants Riffraffxl. Just reach in.
2003-04-05 04:34:18 PM  
Those Apple lightweights can't stand up to a farking! GEAH, don't go knocking computer platforms... I've crashed OS9 a boatload of times, I love the BSOD!! It was actually a smart move for Apple to realize they need more of an edge and really go UNIX... hope it works for them, M$ needs real competition (please?).
2003-04-05 04:34:47 PM  
10 comments and it's already farked. FARK!
2003-04-05 04:34:57 PM  
Must be running on a mac too. :P
2003-04-05 04:35:13 PM  
And a good reason not to switch. (no boobies in link, sorry I know thats a sin in boobies comments)
2003-04-05 04:37:29 PM  
Insert "chicks dig linux" joke here. I'm too lazy to dig up the pictures.
2003-04-05 04:37:37 PM  
Make that the SBOD... ol'rue!
2003-04-05 04:37:54 PM  
Untill more than 8 people use Macs, and I can play games less that 2 years old, and apple clones out the hardware, and stops attracting the 12 - 90 year old AOL crowd, then yea maybe i'll switch.
2003-04-05 04:40:03 PM  
I have to use a mac for some stuff at work. It's got a mouse that is a complete circle, which is a real pain in the ass.
2003-04-05 04:40:12 PM  
Am I the only one who felt the underlying message in the "Switch" ads was "if your to dumb to operate a real computer buy a Mac instead?"

they all centered around how the person couldnt figure out a PC but could use a MAC
2003-04-05 04:40:17 PM  
Lokus, I think it's time to ask dad for that father-son chat.
2003-04-05 04:41:48 PM  
Lokus, I think it's time to ask dad for that father-son chat./i>

Good One!

2003-04-05 04:41:53 PM  
Obiquatro: Strong Bad of Death?
2003-04-05 04:42:48 PM  
Oh well, back to HTML for Dummies...I'm only on chapter 5.
2003-04-05 04:44:01 PM  
I wish! It would be so much more entertaining! Trogdor could come out and light your Photoshop project aflame... BURNINATE!
2003-04-05 04:45:51 PM  
site's dead. probably running mac os.
2003-04-05 04:48:56 PM  
Farkity Fark Farked...

Two Bits.
2003-04-05 04:50:42 PM  
The site is down...how appropriate

[image from images.google.com too old to be available]

Mac...Think Unstable
2003-04-05 04:56:20 PM  
Anyone else seen this Apple Switch parody? (NSFW language)

"I be gettin' stupid wit my Mac..."
2003-04-05 04:56:39 PM  
I have been a fore runner of pc but lately this computer has had me rethink the issue. I guess it is really a stable operationg system that I want. anybody got a good site on switching to linux. I have though about it but dont want to have to buy only linux compatible stuff then I would be in the same boat as apple people.

it is a shame that the pc is so popular becuase I like macs for the clean operations. of course this is from using a mac plus and the macs at school (which are very few)

the mac is a good system but I have to go with the majority as that is what the apps and hardware is being used for. I made that mistake with amiga along time ago, and before that atari st. doesnt matter if they were better, the machine has to be the majority.

still I route for the underdog here. pcs are always trying to be macs. just apple is always one step ahead.
2003-04-05 04:57:26 PM  
play on a PC, work on a Mac... enjoy boobies on both
2003-04-05 04:59:51 PM  
I always felt like i was thinking a lot slower when i used a mac, i was happy with much slower mouse scroll speeds...i set up my fps games to keyboard controls and was perfectly happy navigating a huge labyrinth of file folders to activate programs and files.....

ok, i have waited long enough for the boobies to load, on to the pc world again......

2003-04-05 05:03:48 PM  
2003-04-05 05:05:41 PM  
hehe here are a few more:
Apple switch
Switch ad 2
Switch ad 3

Unfarkable baby!
2003-04-05 05:07:15 PM  
Exactly Bashturn. Me too.
Built my PC for gaming, everything else I do on my Macs.
OS X rocks btw.
2003-04-05 05:08:18 PM  
HomestarJunior, you sound like the kind of a guy who thinks a lightswitch should require instruction to use.
2003-04-05 05:12:21 PM  
If you're looking for some good pr0n shiat and good propaganda material, go here:

2003-04-05 05:13:11 PM  
2003-04-05 05:17:09 PM  
I wonder which one the girls love more.. Apple, or the money they got paid for endorsing Apple. Hmm.. tough question.
2003-04-05 05:24:38 PM  
...My first accepted link to Fark, and it got farked. *whipes away a tear*
2003-04-05 05:25:55 PM  
farked already...damn you all!

/getting over it already
2003-04-05 05:27:00 PM  
OS X is an outstanding operating system, both in terms of ease-of-use and technical achievement. It's more stable than WinXP for sure, and allows you to pull up a terminal window and directly interact with the shell. That gets props in my book.

And when people say things like "Well it seems like the commercials are targeted for people who can't learn to use a PC", it's pretty much because they are. Apple's target market isn't sophisticated computer geeks (a small demographic), it's people who have some computer literacy to totally lost (a much larger demographic). People don't want to learn an OS or open up their computer and poke around, they want to net surf, check email or write a letter, easily. Same as driving a car.. They want to get to places, not learn how the engine works, etc.

Any OS X users out there - have you done much with the command prompt shell? What type of programming can you do with it.. Similar to KShell perhaps?
2003-04-05 05:29:35 PM  
This, my worthy constituents, would appear to be somewhat Farked.
2003-04-05 05:29:55 PM  
Tourney3p0, they weren't paid by Apple. They're Photoshopped desktop wallpapers of naked chicks hugging/standing/lying on Apple computers.
2003-04-05 05:34:25 PM  
People don't want to learn an OS or open up their computer and poke around, they want to net surf, check email or write a letter, easily. Same as driving a car.. They want to get to places, not learn how the engine works, etc.

Which is exactly why people will continue to use Windows instead of Linux. Turn it on, click the internet explorer button, and off you go.
2003-04-05 05:38:43 PM  
Also, there are many advantages that Windows machines have over Macs. First of all, I can build my own computer with spare stuff I have lying around the house. I can put that old Pentium 233 to work once again. Or, I can swap in that spiffy new video card I've been saving up for, and improve my performance. You just can't open up the box and do that stuff with a Mac. Also, while Windows allows people to use things easily, it also provides for plenty of tweaking, for the advanced users who don't want to switch to Linux. Plus, Windows has a bazillion more games than Macs, which right there will get plenty more people to buy it.
2003-04-05 05:45:38 PM  
At work, we have to use macs. They all run OS 9 and I swear, that is the most unstable OS ever. I run win 2k, Red Hat 8, and Mandrake 9, and any of those are leaps and bounds better than any mac OS.
Macs: twice the cost, half the computing power.
2003-04-05 05:45:57 PM  
Tawnee Stone is unfarkable. http://www.lightspeedgalleries.com/fg/ts/018/index.php?r=stile (nsfw)
2003-04-05 05:46:04 PM  
Cloud 10 did a spoof awhile ago, still like it.

I love Don Ron's face in this one!!!


While on the topic of funny clips anyone watch Terry Tate Office Quarter Back? Why is it the off season?
2003-04-05 05:46:50 PM  
Here's a new Natural Law to add to the books.

The more processes, applications and hardware a computer has running - the less stable it is. End of argument.

Buying a Mac and biatching about a lack of software is like sleeping on railroad tracks and being surprised when you wake up in three pieces.
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