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(Some pie-schlepper)   Manager of local Pizza Hut running for mayor. Vows if elected to represent meat lovers as well as veggie lovers   ( sissetoncourier.com) divider line
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2003-04-05 02:29:11 PM  
i'm not amused.
2003-04-05 02:29:40 PM  
nor am i
2003-04-05 02:30:50 PM  
i got some "meat"
2003-04-05 02:31:07 PM  
Future fotoshop fodder?
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2003-04-05 02:32:25 PM  
Now there is a candidate who is a uniter, not a divider

bringing the carnivores and the herbivores together in peace... well that is until carnivores figure out that vegitarians taste good.
2003-04-05 02:32:34 PM  
The boys of Sissytown?
2003-04-05 02:36:17 PM  
Some guy with an average job is running for mayor of a town no one's ever heard of? That's waaaaaaaaaaaaacky!
2003-04-05 02:36:26 PM  
Boys State brings together young men from all over the state of South Dakota to experience a week of hands-on training in citizenship and government

Sweeet. The fourth guy is pretty cute... in comparison.
2003-04-05 02:36:33 PM  
His first official scandal? I predict he will be caught shooting his cheese into some saucy, crusty chick.
2003-04-05 02:38:09 PM  
its not a local ordinance issue, its a cheese issue

/old, outdated FARK reference.
2003-04-05 02:38:50 PM  
He's really trying to move up on the ladder.
2003-04-05 02:40:29 PM  
Should be a good politician... he's used to having his fingers in lots of pies.

2003-04-05 02:40:36 PM  
MUST photoshop those boys!!!
2003-04-05 02:46:25 PM  
If he doesn't get a law passed in 15 minutes or less, you get free breadsticks.
2003-04-05 02:51:47 PM  
did ya hear that folks, he's willing to serve the people of sisseton as mayor, whether or not it requires more than 20 hours a week from him! whaddaguy!
2003-04-05 02:54:05 PM  
good headline
2003-04-05 02:56:10 PM  
Sadly, I'd vote for him if I lived there. The second guy answers the question "How much time do you think it would take to act as mayor, and could you devote that much time to the job?" (paraphrased) with a "Yes."

The third guy, besides being an insurance salesman, is obviously tax-and-spend.

Pizzaman wins!
2003-04-05 02:56:18 PM  
pizza hut is teh sux.

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2003-04-05 02:57:51 PM  
Cola--looks to me like he could benefit from eating a few of those pizzas himself.
2003-04-05 03:13:40 PM  
Hooray! I'm The Mayor Of Sissy Town.
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2003-04-05 03:13:52 PM  
He looks a bit like Jessie Ventura.
2003-04-05 03:15:21 PM  
Ah, I'd take a local/regional pizzeria any day over Pizza Hut or Papa John's or Domino's or whatever.
2003-04-05 03:17:09 PM  
Is it just me or does the pizza hut manager seem the most qualified?
2003-04-05 03:18:21 PM  
Ugh.. PizzaSlut er Hut, home of the worst restaurant chain pizza. Dunno, if I just have bad luck but even Dominos is better around here.
2003-04-05 03:21:39 PM  
eww, hope he loses, i hate pizza hut

my fav pizza is papa ginos which is local i think (www.papaginos.com)
2003-04-05 03:24:27 PM  
is that first kid eminem?
2003-04-05 03:26:07 PM  
I like Domino's the best...Papa John's is a little to sweet for me. Avoid the Noid, I say.
2003-04-05 03:27:30 PM  
That's too sweet...
2003-04-05 03:30:33 PM  

Too true. It could have something to do with the fact that the spice packets they put int he tomato sauce is like 90% sugar (literally). Also a crap place to work. Papa John's is indeed teh suck. I'll take Mountain Mike's any day, or Mackenzie River Pizza Company.
2003-04-05 03:31:30 PM  
dominos is almost as nasty as pizza hut
2003-04-05 03:33:03 PM  
are, that is
2003-04-05 03:49:03 PM  
"My first duty as mayor of this community is to bring back the Priazzo"
2003-04-05 03:51:49 PM  
The third one looks like a young Matthew Perry
2003-04-05 04:11:38 PM  
Joliet Jake - you are correct sir! Pizza guy would get my vote over the 2 native schleps from Sissytown.
2003-04-05 04:12:33 PM  
mmmm yum yum eat em up.....
2003-04-05 04:31:26 PM  
I've heard of this town...my mother was born there. Not that anyone cares. There's about 200 residents.
2003-04-05 04:42:43 PM  
The Magnificent Five need a photoshoppin' something fierce.
Eminem Jr., Number Two, Matthew Perry Jr., The Guy From Incubus Jr., and The Sheriff Jr. are ready for it, I think.
2003-04-05 05:38:32 PM  
He is better than those other two faggots.
2003-04-05 07:12:24 PM  
That town is going to be pwnzed by a male meat lover!
Run, sissy boys.
2003-04-06 07:57:56 AM  
Weird, I live in this state and I've never heard of this guy, then again Sissiton is a smallllll farming community.
Oh yeah and the girlies in girls state are a helluva lot worse than the wee ones in boys state.
2003-04-06 11:28:20 PM  
Man...my hubby and I both used to manage a Pizza Hut (I actually met him while I was one of his employees-before I was a manager :x )
We should apply there in the event that he wins LOL
2003-04-07 12:01:32 AM  
Jets pizza owns all! (www.jetspizza.com)
shiatty site but great pizza. mostly local. a few locations in florida now.
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