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2003-04-04 09:47:31 PM  
Holy Crap!

I live in Boise, and I've seen that guy (somewhere) before.

"I think he got a whoopin'," said Miller, looking at Gogala's bruised facing, peering from a mug shot taken after the fight. "I'm sorry I had to do it, really. I don't want to hurt people..He wouldn't stop."

Man, that's good Boise.
2003-04-04 10:08:57 PM  
These Biblical- themed stories are funnier with erections.
2003-04-04 10:13:06 PM  
i hated that movie. it sucked hard.
2003-04-04 10:32:21 PM  
My first reaction was, "Boise has priests?" That place seemed pretty firmly Protestant when I was there :-)
2003-04-04 11:40:22 PM  
"Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs. Farkin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind. Do this. Don't do that. Can't you read the sign?"
2003-04-05 01:09:20 AM  
Oh, he's just part of the old Boise network.

By the way, did Kenneth ever determine the frequency?
2003-04-05 02:13:56 AM  
I did this last week, hoping to get an article posted.
2003-04-05 02:14:33 AM  
What's the frequency Kenneth?!
2003-04-05 02:14:40 AM  
This is obviously God's wrath getting back at the preists.
2003-04-05 02:15:20 AM  
Yeah, Boise is more heavily Mormon than most of the country.
2003-04-05 02:16:07 AM  
Actually, it looks like the priest kicked his ass.
2003-04-05 02:16:32 AM  
exactly Dr.
they have been perverting religion for centuries and its high time they get a little bit of the ol' venge that god has always been famous for.
2003-04-05 02:17:53 AM  
Didn't bro-ham see the sign, that opened up his mind, and he was happy now living without you, oh-whoa-oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh, he saw the sign, he saw the si-yee-ying (he saw the sign), life was demanding without understanding......

I also like how random phrases are in bold in the article. It made it much easier to read. Like the part where the guy said "I think he got an asswhippin', that just wouldn't have the same impact without the BOLD type everywhere.

2003-04-05 02:17:57 AM  
Actually, it looks like the priest kicked his ass.

Nah, it wasnt the priest it was some other dude.
2003-04-05 02:19:06 AM  
I wonder if this guy will be like Atilla the Hun, "The Scourge form GOD"?
2003-04-05 02:20:49 AM  
Bojan Gogala = Bojango Gala?
2003-04-05 02:21:13 AM  

Without the preisthood who would help us find our way to salvation?
2003-04-05 02:22:53 AM  
ba ba ba da ba (debris slide!)
2003-04-05 02:22:58 AM  
the good DR.
well, if touching little boys and stealing money from collection plates is salvation, then i want in on that shiat!!
come on, how the fark can we expect these MEN to be any closer to god than the rest of us poor folk?
2003-04-05 02:24:17 AM  
Years of study? Giving their entire lives over to spreading Gods word?

Do you read the Bible every day???
2003-04-05 02:24:56 AM  
Yeah Aqueduct, it was a parishioner (Miller) that went county-jail on homeboy. Although it would have been a much coooler story if a priest had been the one to open up on th guy.

. . . [charges] were filed by Miller. "What really upset me was this man was striking a holy man...It was offensive to me that this man would be doing what he was doing right here (at the church)," he said.

Ummm, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that our boy Miller ain't too big on Catholic priests right about now.
2003-04-05 02:27:18 AM  
well Dr.
i find it hard to believe that these men, and they are all men, which must be one of god's funny little rules about women, study it for their entire lives, but they still answer questions with shiat like "well, its just a mystery of life, one of god's secrets, i guess we'll never know."
2003-04-05 02:29:47 AM  
Well why don't you get up off your lazy ass without complaning that God didn't send you to be born in some rich family.

And most sects of Christianity do have female priests, I used to attend one that did in fact.
2003-04-05 02:32:07 AM  
but not the main one: catholics. they seem to be responsible for most of the attrocites in the past seven hundred years. attrocities like yourself have been commited, surprisingly, outside the bounds of the catholic church.
2003-04-05 02:34:28 AM  
Well, my guess is schizophrenia.

And dude has a very asymmetrical face, don'tcha think ?
2003-04-05 02:36:46 AM  
HA technically my parents were both Catholic when I was born. But I never attended any Catholic churches. Anyway the Catholics are also the most bound by tradition. Why it was only a few years ago that the Pope told his people to stop blaming Jews of the death of Christ.

You can't blame the shiat the Catholics do on all of us Christians.
2003-04-05 02:38:37 AM  
I lived in boise for 9 years, and have since moved to phoenix. We dont get cool stuff like this down here. I miss home
2003-04-05 02:39:05 AM  
Is this gonna turn into a flamewar?
If so, I'd like to see the people involved. Dr...pic? Oh and a pic of Jills nipples. :)
2003-04-05 02:39:10 AM  
Was this the sign he was referring to?

2003-04-05 02:39:35 AM  
so you can be considered a crime of the catholics. great. just another on a long long list. im simultaneously happy that you opted away from the religion of your family and saddened that you failed to take your own life. someone will sooner or later.
2003-04-05 02:39:53 AM  
they used the word ensues to much... Really, unless its followed by hillarity, ball crunching, boobies, or nudity its just not meant to be used.
2003-04-05 02:40:05 AM  
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2003-04-05 02:42:03 AM  
of all my parents converted and sent me to a different church.

Second of all I hope you like fire and brimstone cause you are going to be seeing it quite soon when Bush starts WWIII.
2003-04-05 02:43:51 AM  
so all of a sudden because i am anti catholic i am antiamerican? or worse.. pro-bush????
how dare you accuse me of such a thing!
it seems like the people using such labels should be slapped with a few labels themselves......
2003-04-05 02:47:55 AM  
is it just me, or does it smell like flamewar around here?

/sulking cuz nobody like my Ace of Sit on Yr Face joke
2003-04-05 02:51:51 AM  
Of course I wouldn't assume you are pro-Bush AND anti-God.

You probably voted for Buchanan anyway.
2003-04-05 02:53:49 AM  
And that story was funny....how?
2003-04-05 02:56:37 AM  
to be anti bush, one must first develop an upper, complex brain. again with the labels, pal. god forbid someone have a dissenting opinion, you neo nazi, goose stepping fark! should i be banned the right to vote all together now, because of my opinions??

follow paul back to the USSR, commie
2003-04-05 03:00:45 AM  
Oh so you are one of those USA, love it or leave it farks eh? I hate people like you, if we listened to people like you the only things in the US would be you, Pat Buchanan and a big wall. Fasist bastard.
2003-04-05 03:03:52 AM  
Hooray, my hometown finally made it onto fark! I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself. I've lived in Boise for the better part of 22 years and I have never once seen any "holy man" being savaged by some crazy tard. Oh well, I guess there is still hope.
2003-04-05 03:04:34 AM  
yes, i am fasist. because i demand my voice in democracy. good call assbag. about that wall, the mongorians would tear down my shiatttty wall, even if i poured sweet sour poak on de hed.
2003-04-05 03:05:06 AM  
"Do you read the Bible every day???"

Which version/flavor art thou referring to?
2003-04-05 03:09:05 AM  
Do you even vote or are you like most of the 50% of assbags in the USA that don't vote. And you bringing up South Park won't do much to help your lameass cause.

St. James? whatever you want.
2003-04-05 03:10:34 AM  
i think the simple fact of watching south park illustrates my voting habits, you horrible excuse for a Ph D holder. i cant be sure.......but i dont think you are a doctor.
2003-04-05 03:11:16 AM  
Pull up a chair and enjoy!

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Anyone care for some popcorn?
2003-04-05 03:11:34 AM  
At least I don't wack it to my own Fark login.
2003-04-05 03:11:40 AM  
Adam clarkes commentary on the bible is nice.
2003-04-05 03:12:32 AM  
you whack it to pictures of beaten priests.
2003-04-05 03:13:55 AM  
2003-04-05 03:14:04 AM  
I hope you die.
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