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2009-12-22 4:30:36 PM  

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yazcn46


When I die, and my life flashes before my eyes as God reviews it to pass judgement on me, that pic and the one of the small woman on the stripper pole, will bring everything to a grinding halt.

And I'll be asked "Why?" and I'll have nothing to say. And as those pics burn my eyes for eternity, I'll repent and scream it was because I laughed. Oh God, did I laugh.
 
2009-12-22 4:32:46 PM  
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2009-12-22 4:34:08 PM  

Heineken Skywalker: zabadu: fpr3: EdgeRunner: 12 + pages of "big boys" that think they are trolling me and I'm the amateur? Pfffft. biatches, I'm your new king. Bow.

Troll or not, this is hysterical stuff. You're no king, but with a little extra effort on your part, this thread might just attain the epic status of a guido thread. Shine on, you crazy attention whoring cubic zirconia, you!

I, for one, welcome our new Troll overlord.

Ah, I found him at work, her on twitter. Really awesome pic of him at work...

Amber's not bad??

/Posted from my Fark.com cerebral implant


You're right, she's pretty hot.

//posted telepathically.
 
2009-12-22 4:37:02 PM  
"xx earned a Bachelor of Science in Computer Information Systems from the University of Tampa in 2006. He held the Lead Lab Technician position at the University of Tampa in 2004. Jason has specialized knowledge in systems analysis and design, as well as database administration."

Awww... and such a shiatty myspace page.
 
2009-12-22 4:40:58 PM  

Doggiewoggie: "xx earned a Bachelor of Science in Computer Information Systems from the University of Tampa in 2006. He held the Lead Lab Technician position at the University of Tampa in 2004. Jason has specialized knowledge in systems analysis and design, as well as database administration."

Awww... and such a shiatty myspace page.


a BS in CIS? typically that's a BA degree
 
2009-12-22 4:41:05 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo

Your wife is more attractive than what most of the guys here on fark can obtain, but posting pics like that, especially after bashing dog owners, is a really really poor strategy.

//unless you're a troll, in which case, congrats.

Dude, shhhhhhhh. All of these "big boys" are here trolling me.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahah

\trolling in a dog owner thread? It's easier thn you think
\\"big boys" hahahahahahahahahahahaha


There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.
 
2009-12-22 4:43:42 PM  

Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo: Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo

Your wife is more attractive than what most of the guys here on fark can obtain, but posting pics like that, especially after bashing dog owners, is a really really poor strategy.

//unless you're a troll, in which case, congrats.

Dude, shhhhhhhh. All of these "big boys" are here trolling me.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahah

\trolling in a dog owner thread? It's easier thn you think
\\"big boys" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.


Need help, soonish.
 
2009-12-22 4:44:32 PM  
So she whored herself out to Playboy and then Playboy didn't even want her!?

muhahahahahahahahaha

Girl: If you take my pictured I'll even get naked
Playboy: Uhhh, no thanks. Even flesh peddlers have some standards
 
2009-12-22 4:44:59 PM  

Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo: Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo

Your wife is more attractive than what most of the guys here on fark can obtain, but posting pics like that, especially after bashing dog owners, is a really really poor strategy.

//unless you're a troll, in which case, congrats.

Dude, shhhhhhhh. All of these "big boys" are here trolling me.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahah

\trolling in a dog owner thread? It's easier thn you think
\\"big boys" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.


It's a new concept...double reverse trolling...all the kids are doing it.
 
2009-12-22 4:45:39 PM  

Spoonfed'sBuddy:

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.


Yeah, except the orig photo is private on facebook.
 
2009-12-22 4:46:49 PM  
Funny, GIS for mai waifu does not turn up this myspace chick.
 
2009-12-22 4:46:54 PM  

zabadu: GoodOmens: If anyone is interested - she should be in one of these videos.

I'm too lazy to look through them, but should be easy to spot with that nose.

Link (Possible NSFW) (new window)

She's not in any of them.


Ahh well I commend you for the effort.

/Not like it was bad viewing.
 
2009-12-22 4:48:52 PM  

Fano: Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo: Spoonfed'sBuddy: el wharrrgarblo

Your wife is more attractive than what most of the guys here on fark can obtain, but posting pics like that, especially after bashing dog owners, is a really really poor strategy.

//unless you're a troll, in which case, congrats.

Dude, shhhhhhhh. All of these "big boys" are here trolling me.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahah

\trolling in a dog owner thread? It's easier thn you think
\\"big boys" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.

Need help, soonish.


WTF did I just take a picture of? I thought it was a planet, but it looks really weird:
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2009-12-22 4:51:09 PM  

Doggiewoggie: "xx earned a Bachelor of Science in Computer Information Systems from the University of Tampa in 2006. He held the Lead Lab Technician position at the University of Tampa in 2004. Jason has specialized knowledge in systems analysis and design, as well as database administration."

Awww... and such a shiatty myspace page.


[image from img685.imageshack.us too old to be available]
Shot with NIKON D200 [image from img199.imageshack.us too old to be available]
Shot with NIKON D200
 
2009-12-22 4:53:40 PM  
cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?
 
2009-12-22 4:53:46 PM  
Good lord... this thread is going to end with "and then he turned the gun on himself"
 
2009-12-22 4:54:10 PM  

Doggiewoggie: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.

Yeah, except the orig photo is private on facebook.


Doggiewoggie: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.

Yeah, except the orig photo is private on facebook.


Good point.


Ok el wharrrgarblo, here's your only feasible out at this point...

1) put all the pics posted here, and a couple more on a publicly accessible photo hosting site.

2) post the link here and claim to have stolen the images from it.

3) make sure the photo hosting site has some way to tie it all back to the fb, myspace, and twitter evidence that was posted here.


4) hope some of us believe you.


//you guys think that would help his case any?
 
2009-12-22 4:54:18 PM  

zabadu: Doggiewoggie: "xx earned a Bachelor of Science in Computer Information Systems from the University of Tampa in 2006. He held the Lead Lab Technician position at the University of Tampa in 2004. Jason has specialized knowledge in systems analysis and design, as well as database administration."

Awww... and such a shiatty myspace page.


Shot with NIKON D200
Shot with NIKON D200


He's a ginger. That explains a lot.
 
2009-12-22 4:56:03 PM  

Spoonfed'sBuddy: //you guys think that would help his case any?


YES. we give points for trying, right?
 
2009-12-22 4:56:19 PM  

Spoonfed'sBuddy: Doggiewoggie: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.

Yeah, except the orig photo is private on facebook.

Doggiewoggie: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

There does seem to be quite a bit of evidence accumulating here that suggests you are the guy in the pic. You don't troll w/ real pics of you and your IRL woman; that's just not how it's done. Your best bet right now is to claim that your fark handle is an alt and that you borrowed this guy's identity to create it.

Yeah, except the orig photo is private on facebook.

Good point.


Ok el wharrrgarblo, here's your only feasible out at this point...

1) put all the pics posted here, and a couple more on a publicly accessible photo hosting site.

2) post the link here and claim to have stolen the images from it.

3) make sure the photo hosting site has some way to tie it all back to the fb, myspace, and twitter evidence that was posted here.


4) hope some of us believe you.


//you guys think that would help his case any?



No. Let's just assume from all the evidence that he is a douche not matter what else he does.
 
2009-12-22 4:57:25 PM  

fpr3: cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?


Hers says "in a relationship" - so who knows?
 
2009-12-22 4:57:39 PM  
He's in the thread below IN ALL CAPS talking about why someone who 0w3d him HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT and has NO PLACE IN AMERICA.

/Wish I was kidding.
 
2009-12-22 4:58:01 PM  
el wharrrgarblo

howdyyall9999: Good lord... this thread is going to end with "and then he turned the gun on himself"


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Yeah Leave el wharrrgarblo alone
 
2009-12-22 4:59:26 PM  

rastjr: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

Ok el wharrrgarblo, here's your only feasible out at this point...

1) put all the pics posted here, and a couple more on a publicly accessible photo hosting site.

2) post the link here and claim to have stolen the images from it.

3) make sure the photo hosting site has some way to tie it all back to the fb, myspace, and twitter evidence that was posted here.


4) hope some of us believe you.


//you guys think that would help his case any?


No. Let's just assume from all the evidence that he is a douche not matter what else he does.


Nonono. He's so fricking good, that he's been building this persona since birth. Where's your BIRTHCERTIFICATE WHARRGARBL ???
 
2009-12-22 4:59:42 PM  
cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?

Well, in the picture he is trying to buy something with two credit cards. Who the hell needs two credit cards to buy something? How crappy a credit line do you have to have to need two credit cards to buy something from a beach vendor?
 
2009-12-22 5:01:07 PM  
On Twitter, she follows Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Elizabeth Hassleback and Kim Kardasian. So we can follow her mindset, if ya know what I mean...
 
2009-12-22 5:01:59 PM  

rastjr: No. Let's just assume from all the evidence that he is a douche not matter what else he does.


If we all did that, he wouldn't bother coming back to provide further evidence that this was, in fact, an elaborate troll setup. Since this thread has been an interesting one and I don't want it to die quite yet, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt just a little bit longer here.
 
2009-12-22 5:02:29 PM  

zabadu: On Twitter, she follows Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Elizabeth Hassleback and Kim Kardasian. So we can follow her mindset, if ya know what I mean...



She's not the sharpest tool in the shed?
 
2009-12-22 5:02:54 PM  

bamf75: Ms.Direction: SchlingFocker: ichiban: Much mass marketed dog food is corn garbage with zero nutritional benefit for your animal.

This is very true, it's why we feed our dog food from the BARF diet. Basically, he gets patties of ground up meat and bones mixed with veggies.

Keeps him very healthy and shiny.


my cat gets this on a limited basis. she love love loves it.

she can't go outside and hunt, because her previous owner had her declawed up front before abandoning her to be an outdoor street cat, so i keep her inside for her own safety. i give the raw food to her to improve her quality of life. she no longer desires to go outside, and i no longer worry about little viola's emotional health.

nor do i worry about her carbon paw print.

what the hell are you talking about?


BARF
 
2009-12-22 5:03:49 PM  
That's it.
I figure from here on out, USE UP EVERYTHIGN

zabadu: Doggiewoggie: "xx earned a Bachelor of Science in Computer Information Systems from the University of Tampa in 2006. He held the Lead Lab Technician position at the University of Tampa in 2004. Jason has specialized knowledge in systems analysis and design, as well as database administration."

Awww... and such a shiatty myspace page.


A GINGER!!
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2009-12-22 5:05:19 PM  

rastjr: zabadu: On Twitter, she follows Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Elizabeth Hassleback and Kim Kardasian. So we can follow her mindset, if ya know what I mean...


She's not the sharpest tool in the shed?


She's with him, so....
 
2009-12-22 5:05:24 PM  

Tenzo13: cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?

Well, in the picture he is trying to buy something with two credit cards. Who the hell needs two credit cards to buy something? How crappy a credit line do you have to have to need two credit cards to buy something from a beach vendor?


Crap. I saw those in one of the "improved" versions and thought they were 'shopped in. Nope, they're in the original.
 
2009-12-22 5:05:26 PM  

Doggiewoggie: Nonono. He's so fricking good, that he's been building this persona since birth. Where's your BIRTHCERTIFICATE WHARRGARBL ???


I hear he actually cloned himself and raised the clone under a bridge to enhance its trolling potential. That must be why he's at the doctor... have another troll-clone created in the lab.
 
2009-12-22 5:06:42 PM  
santadog: A GINGER!!

They have to grow into their huge mellons
http://tinyurl.com/y88tpu5
(copy and paste)
 
2009-12-22 5:07:46 PM  

Doggiewoggie: rastjr: Spoonfed'sBuddy:

Nonono. He's so fricking good, that he's been building this persona since birth. Where's your BIRTHCERTIFICATE WHARRGARBL ???


frugal-cafe.comView Full Size
 
2009-12-22 5:08:07 PM  
Oh, yeah. He claims (in the thread below) that he's successfully trolled us and the thread is done.
 
2009-12-22 5:08:28 PM  

rastjr: zabadu: On Twitter, she follows Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Elizabeth Hassleback and Kim Kardasian. So we can follow her mindset, if ya know what I mean...


She's not the sharpest tool in the shed?


She's had more tools than most sheds ever see?
 
2009-12-22 5:08:44 PM  

Doggiewoggie: Oh, yeah. He claims (in the thread below) that he's successfully trolled us and the thread is done.


LOLOLOL! Are you one of the "big boys" Doggiewoggie?
 
2009-12-22 5:10:21 PM  

zabadu: Doggiewoggie: Oh, yeah. He claims (in the thread below) that he's successfully trolled us and the thread is done.

LOLOLOL! Are you one of the "big boys" Doggiewoggie?


Hardly : )
 
2009-12-22 5:11:20 PM  

Tenzo13: cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?

Well, in the picture he is trying to buy something with two credit cards. Who the hell needs two credit cards to buy something? How crappy a credit line do you have to have to need two credit cards to buy something from a beach vendor?


Yo beach dawg, I heard you like charging credit cards so here's a credit card with my credit card so you can charge me while you charge me.
 
2009-12-22 5:11:48 PM  
OH MY SWEET JESUS!
I love this thread SO much.
Hugs to you all.
 
2009-12-22 5:11:49 PM  
I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....
 
2009-12-22 5:13:23 PM  

EdgeRunner: Tenzo13: cluster-fark of a myspace page says "single", so maybe rhino girl was a random beach whore?

Well, in the picture he is trying to buy something with two credit cards. Who the hell needs two credit cards to buy something? How crappy a credit line do you have to have to need two credit cards to buy something from a beach vendor?

Yo beach dawg, I heard you like charging credit cards so here's a credit card with my credit card so you can charge me while you charge me.


What pic am I trying to buy something with two credit cards with?

I don't remember that one....
 
2009-12-22 5:14:34 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....


Funny, you were in another thread all that time you were supposedly at the doctor. How is that?
 
2009-12-22 5:14:54 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....


A 7 minute doctor's appointment?
 
2009-12-22 5:15:06 PM  

Doggiewoggie: Oh, yeah. He claims (in the thread below) that he's successfully trolled us and the thread is done.


wow, look how cool you are!! You're running back and forth between two threads to report on me!!

:)
 
2009-12-22 5:15:44 PM  

zabadu: el wharrrgarblo: I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....

Funny, you were in another thread all that time you were supposedly at the doctor. How is that?


There are these new things out, they are called cell phones. Some have internet access.
 
2009-12-22 5:16:24 PM  

Lafiel: el wharrrgarblo: I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....

A 7 minute doctor's appointment?


Wait, so this isn't a joke? Some of you are really this dumb?

c'mon....
 
2009-12-22 5:17:05 PM  

Lafiel: el wharrrgarblo: I'm back from the doctor! All is well!

You guys are still pounding on me?! LOL, nice.

I have to admit, I expect more photoshops of me though....

A 7 minute doctor's appointment?


Started posting in other thread at 11:14:05 AM.
 
2009-12-22 5:17:18 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Doggiewoggie: Oh, yeah. He claims (in the thread below) that he's successfully trolled us and the thread is done.

wow, look how cool you are!! You're running back and forth between two threads to report on me!!

:)


I take an interest in narcissists.
 
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