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(Some Guy)   Dog ownership has the same ecological footprint as driving an SUV. PETA responds by keying dogs   (vancouversun.com) divider line
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12543 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2009 at 11:19 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2009-12-22 2:26:43 PM  

Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt


That nose is tremendous. Wow.
 
2009-12-22 2:28:50 PM  

Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt


Dude, seriously. The nose. Is it photoshopped? This is a joke right? That biatch's nose is so farking HUGE, I bet she's gotta suck dick sideways. Wow.
 
2009-12-22 2:28:56 PM  
Gee, deja vu all over again
 
2009-12-22 2:29:52 PM  

pwhp_67: Coiled Hot 1: Fake or not, she's got a nice rack.


With enough money, you can have the same ones...


If I had boobs I'd never leave the house. I would just stand in front of the mirror twisting my nipples all day.
 
2009-12-22 2:30:00 PM  

Knucklepopper: Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt

That nose is tremendous. Wow.


It offsets the carnie hands:

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2009-12-22 2:30:12 PM  

Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt


That looks shopped. Her nose is enormous and her left eye looks like it was drawn by Picasso.
 
2009-12-22 2:31:27 PM  

fpr3: It offsets the carnie hands:


I can't get past the nose. Holy shiat. It's like a rhinoceros.
 
2009-12-22 2:31:45 PM  

Knucklepopper: Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt

Dude, seriously. The nose. Is it photoshopped? This is a joke right? That biatch's nose is so farking HUGE, I bet she's gotta suck dick sideways. Wow.



Yes, she sucks it sideways but she is quite adept at it.
 
2009-12-22 2:32:07 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: rastjr: Thanks to El and his imaginary wife, this thread may become epic.

Thanks, El.

Popcorn.

Wife of 4 years. That was taken at the beach by St Pete.

Oh wait, here is another one with my imaginary wife:


Oh look, more!


Wow, Playboy really has lowered their standards.
 
2009-12-22 2:32:40 PM  
Oh my goodness. Best line in the whole thing:

"Everyone should work out their own environmental impact. I should be allowed to say that I walk instead of using my car and that I don't eat meat, so why shouldn't I be allowed to have a little cat to alleviate my loneliness?"

Damn right you're lonely. You're a freaking hippy vegetarian cat-lady.
 
2009-12-22 2:33:14 PM  
Hey guys here is a picture of me and my hot wife to prove how cool I really am:

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Am I doing it right?
 
2009-12-22 2:34:02 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Why do people think this is stupid?

The same people who get all pissy at someone else for making life-style choices that negatively impact the environment (like driving an SUV) are the same people who completely and willfully ignore the environmental impact of stuff they like.

"Well, an SUV is totally different than my puppy dog! First, you don't *need* an SUV and second, my dog is like my family and I wuves him soo verwy much!"


Because that sort of hair-shirt environmentalism detracts from the real truth: if you REALLY cared about the environment, you'd put a gun to your head and blow it off. There, you did your part for Mother Earth.
 
2009-12-22 2:34:02 PM  

One Shot Memtok: Oh my goodness. Best line in the whole thing:

"Everyone should work out their own environmental impact. I should be allowed to say that I walk instead of using my car and that I don't eat meat, so why shouldn't I be allowed to have a little cat to alleviate my loneliness?"

Damn right you're lonely. You're a freaking hippy vegetarian cat-lady.


what's with the TJ?
 
2009-12-22 2:34:15 PM  
SUV or me-you must decide
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idiots
 
2009-12-22 2:34:21 PM  

Coiled Hot 1: I would just stand in front of the mirror twisting my nipples all day.



Well, you could do that now...
 
2009-12-22 2:35:17 PM  

Urinal Gum: When I'm at my girlfriend's place, a small basement apartment with two cats and two dogs, I often find myself wondering why people have pets. I understand they allegedly would not be able to get by on their own. So, it is nice to watch over them. But, it seems like the only people who have pets, and the story backs this up, are the type of people who can't get humans to love them.

That said, my girlfriend is really hot and everyone likes her.

/and gets nekkid


Well, I have a family and lots of friends and a boyfriend and a dog so I can't say your observations rings true for me but what if it is? So what? Should people who can't find love among other people for whatever reason be denied it altogether?
 
2009-12-22 2:35:36 PM  

woonahoss: Hey guys here is a picture of me and my hot wife to prove how cool I really am:

Am I doing it right?


Is that a Pepsi or Diet Pepsi on the table?
 
2009-12-22 2:35:48 PM  

newaddict: SUV or me-you must decide


Why "idiots?" Truth hurt? Maybe a little inconvenient?
 
2009-12-22 2:35:51 PM  

newaddict: SUV or me-you must decide


idiots


Why decide when you can have both?
 
2009-12-22 2:36:56 PM  
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2009-12-22 2:37:10 PM  

Heineken Skywalker: EdgeRunner: I hate myself for participating in this trainwreck, but I just can't resist. There was a good point made earlier about wedding rings, wharrgarblarblarblo. All your pics prove so far is that you've spent some time with this woman. Got any wedding photos to prove this woman actually married you, and didn't dump you after one or two dates?

FWIW...They are married on Facebook.


That's a check box. Anyone can be married on facebook.
 
2009-12-22 2:38:08 PM  

zabadu: el wharrrgarblo: dkny: el wharrrgarblo: rastjr:
Personality. It goes a long way.

You must have money.


Actually it's height girls are attracted to more than personality or funniness. Money always comes first, but when it comes to looks height wins out.
 
2009-12-22 2:38:59 PM  
This is really going well, isn't it?

Since I helped provoke this, I feel obliged to say I do believe that is Mrs. el wharrrgarblo, and she's lovely.
 
2009-12-22 2:39:39 PM  

gshepnyc: Should people who can't find love among other people for whatever reason be denied it altogether?



Apparently, otherwise prostitution would not be illegal...
 
2009-12-22 2:40:10 PM  
the idiots comment meant- that the author of the article inferred that I should not have a dog, and that I should not have a SUV, so at the least, I should decide.

/dumb joke with cute dog-
 
2009-12-22 2:41:00 PM  

woonahoss: Hey guys here is a picture of me and my hot wife to prove how cool I really am:

Am I doing it right?


Judging by the bottle next to you, yes, yes you are.
 
2009-12-22 2:41:29 PM  

zabadu: Heineken Skywalker: EdgeRunner: I hate myself for participating in this trainwreck, but I just can't resist. There was a good point made earlier about wedding rings, wharrgarblarblarblo. All your pics prove so far is that you've spent some time with this woman. Got any wedding photos to prove this woman actually married you, and didn't dump you after one or two dates?

FWIW...They are married on Facebook.

That's a check box. Anyone can be married on facebook.


Not if it says "X" is married to "Y"
 
2009-12-22 2:41:41 PM  

Headso: Knucklepopper: Billy Ligue: gee, guys, I think she's hawt

Dude, seriously. The nose. Is it photoshopped?

No it was just taken at a bad angle, like this one...



That made me laugh out loud.
 
2009-12-22 2:42:39 PM  

fartacus: newaddict: SUV or me-you must decide

Why decide when you can have both?


Becuase SUVs are rolling "Asshole Inside" signs?

/ ?? There's no filter for "asshole"?
 
2009-12-22 2:43:04 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Oh look, more!



I knew it! As soon as I read 'Playboy' I thought 'Blonde, fake tits, no ass'.

Have fun with that.
 
2009-12-22 2:44:12 PM  
Somewhat slightly on topic, the solution is not to kill the dogs or crush the SUVs, it's to come up with a renewable energy solution and perfect vat-grown meat.
 
2009-12-22 2:44:32 PM  
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2009-12-22 2:46:23 PM  

theorellior: and perfect vat-grown meat.



Why does it have to be perfect?
 
2009-12-22 2:46:27 PM  

pwhp_67: gshepnyc: Should people who can't find love among other people for whatever reason be denied it altogether?


Apparently, otherwise prostitution would not be illegal...


It shouldn't be either. We are way too willing to let the most malcontented, least well-adjusted members of society make all the rules.
 
2009-12-22 2:47:36 PM  

Coiled Hot 1: Karma Curmudgeon: I believe el wharrrgarblo may have just set a new land speed record from n00b to cliche.

This. Fake or not, she's got a nice rack. The best part of this is that it has not dawned on him what a complete and utter tool he is looking like.


Maybe to morons, but that's about it. Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks, jealous, and hypocritical.

I'm happy. That's all that matters.
 
2009-12-22 2:48:26 PM  
sboyle1020: When in reality I best most of us (not gorgor) are normal people with normal jobs living normal lives.

Hey...I wipe my dick on your moms curtains just like a normal guy!
 
2009-12-22 2:49:16 PM  
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You anti-semites need to get a grip. She is not a jew. There is nothing in this photo that suggests she's Jewish.
 
2009-12-22 2:49:36 PM  

Aarontology: I'd also like to support the new "How many hamsters" method of measurement.

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2009-12-22 2:49:41 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks


you be trollin!
 
2009-12-22 2:49:44 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Coiled Hot 1: Karma Curmudgeon: I believe el wharrrgarblo may have just set a new land speed record from n00b to cliche.

This. Fake or not, she's got a nice rack. The best part of this is that it has not dawned on him what a complete and utter tool he is looking like.

Maybe to morons, but that's about it. Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks, jealous, and hypocritical.

I'm happy. That's all that matters.


Man, you could have run it out if you would just not have posted again. Now we get to call you a douche all over again.
 
2009-12-22 2:50:02 PM  

fartacus:

That looks shopped. .


look at the pixels
 
2009-12-22 2:50:30 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Maybe to morons, but that's about it. Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks, jealous, and hypocritical.

I'm happy. That's all that matters.


No, if that was all that mattered, you wouldn't need to show your wife's picture to a bunch of strangers.

You also wouldn't be trashing on pet owners for doing what makes them happy.

But you did, and then your feelings got hurt, and now you're trying to flip it around.
 
2009-12-22 2:50:49 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks,



Way to go...
 
2009-12-22 2:51:17 PM  

pwhp_67: Why does it have to be perfect?


For dog food, it doesn't. In fact, for Taco Bell, it doesn't. It's the perfect solution for fast-food supply chains worldwide.
 
2009-12-22 2:51:50 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Coiled Hot 1: Karma Curmudgeon: I believe el wharrrgarblo may have just set a new land speed record from n00b to cliche.

This. Fake or not, she's got a nice rack. The best part of this is that it has not dawned on him what a complete and utter tool he is looking like.

Maybe to morons, but that's about it. Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks, jealous, and hypocritical.

I'm happy. That's all that matters.


Haha, grammatical error while calling other people dumb!

/I'm in the other 20%
 
2009-12-22 2:53:32 PM  
Kliffoth: el wharrrgarblo: Oh look, more!


I knew it! As soon as I read 'Playboy' I thought 'Blonde, fake tits, no ass'.

Have fun with that.


APPROVES
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(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-22 2:53:36 PM  

gorgor: sboyle1020: When in reality I best most of us (not gorgor) are normal people with normal jobs living normal lives.

Hey...I wipe my dick on your moms curtains just like a normal guy!


LOL. I'll have to remember that one.
 
2009-12-22 2:53:49 PM  

gorgor: sboyle1020: When in reality I best most of us (not gorgor) are normal people with normal jobs living normal lives.

Hey...I wipe my dick on your moms curtains just like a normal guy!


yay! gorgor's here!

/secretly stalks gorgor
//needs a life
///mmm slashies for all!
 
2009-12-22 2:54:13 PM  

el wharrrgarblo: Coiled Hot 1: Karma Curmudgeon: I believe el wharrrgarblo may have just set a new land speed record from n00b to cliche.

This. Fake or not, she's got a nice rack. The best part of this is that it has not dawned on him what a complete and utter tool he is looking like.

Maybe to morons, but that's about it. Here, much like in real life 80% of your are dumb as rocks, jealous, and hypocritical.

I'm happy. That's all that matters.



Pot=kettle
 
2009-12-22 2:54:32 PM  

spacechicken170am: There is nothing in this photo that suggests she's Jewish.


That's right, she's not wearing tefillin.
 
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