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(ICNetwork)   Three bikini-clad girls risked frostbite and brought city centre to a halt after falling for an April Fool's joke competition.   ( divider line
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2003-04-02 07:16:44 AM  
Pretty girls in bikinis.

Pretty girls with large thighs in bikinis...
2003-04-02 07:16:57 AM  
::prints out article even b4 he reads it::
2003-04-02 07:17:53 AM  
I would have said the first 50 girls to get naked, but that's just me.
2003-04-02 07:19:42 AM  
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2003-04-02 07:20:15 AM  
since this is a new post, i'ma ask this question:

what the hell is the 1984 filter? can anyone show it to me? i've seen the L337 one...but 1984? help me out, farkaz
2003-04-02 07:20:28 AM  
Those wacky Brits!
2003-04-02 07:22:49 AM  
I would have thought the girls would have a case against the radio show for false advertising or something.
2003-04-02 07:24:14 AM  
That's registering a "Hitable" on the meter.
2003-04-02 07:24:21 AM  
Girls are dumb.
2003-04-02 07:24:38 AM  
No, you see, they live in Britain where you can't sue everyone for millions every time something slightly unpleasant happens.
2003-04-02 07:28:31 AM  
2003-04-02 07:28:40 AM  
tiny tiny cameltoe!
2003-04-02 07:31:41 AM  
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.
2003-04-02 07:33:22 AM  
Tosh:- I'm a Brit (kind of) and we do have plenty of stupid, frivolous, timewasting lawsuits too. Not yet on a par with the US, obviously, but we're getting there.

Brisvegas_boy:- Sounds great. I'm in. Where do I sign?
2003-04-02 07:34:32 AM  
Oops, I was referring to your previous post, Brisvegas_boy. I'll have the prepubescant 12 year old girl look a miss.
2003-04-02 07:35:27 AM  
have=give. I'm having one of those days.
2003-04-02 07:36:36 AM  
You are giving one of those days ?
2003-04-02 07:39:04 AM  
tiny tiny cameltoe!
*shudders at the image*
2003-04-02 07:46:11 AM  

Prepubescent, no. Physically fit, however...

I see no muscle tone whatsoever in those legs, and I'm considering it fortunate that the picture did not show a posterior view.
2003-04-02 07:46:43 AM  
Right on to them, mmm
English girls named Charisse
Blonde English girls with ghetto names,
you know what i'm saying?
I love that shiat

/Matt Doughty rules!!
2003-04-02 07:55:44 AM  
she could've picked a thinner top for such a bbbbrisk day

/just my opinion
2003-04-02 08:08:20 AM  
Where's the pic of the mom in her bikini? YEA BABY!!
2003-04-02 08:11:19 AM  
"We knew it was an April Fool but it's a laugh. It's so cold."

Self-esteem is now totally restored.
2003-04-02 08:27:51 AM  
Wow... Look at those teeth.
2003-04-02 08:32:27 AM  
I see camel toe on that picture.
2003-04-02 08:46:16 AM  
I'd hit that camel toe.
2003-04-02 08:49:00 AM  
Why isn't The Sun there?

Of course I mean the paper not the celestial body. sorry for nipping any "Its England" comments with that one.
2003-04-02 08:54:18 AM  
So are morning DJs in the UK lesser assholes because they are called "breakfast hosts"?
2003-04-02 08:59:11 AM  
Apparently English women named Natasha are extremely stupid.
2003-04-02 08:59:33 AM  
I'd keep 'em warm, even though they are english gals.

Heck, I'd even hit it if they were purty enüff.
2003-04-02 09:05:30 AM  
farking dumb biatches. Ahaha.
2003-04-02 09:12:12 AM  
Lawsuit in 5... 4... 3...
(This will, of course, be a two piece lawsuit.)

I have finally stumbled across a general truth about this board:
Second Law of Fark Libido: If it is concave, it would be hit.
Corrolary: If it can be made concave, it is concave.
(The first law is "Boobies!")

E-man mused thus:
So are morning DJs in the UK lesser assholes because they are called "breakfast hosts"?

An asshole by any other name still smells as funky.

Anyone chipper enough to involve themselves in the wacky ribaldry and half-witty repartee of a radio morning show and get up at 3:00 AM to do it is an asshole.
2003-04-02 09:17:45 AM  
TypoFlyspray: I concur.

Two words... Toy Yoda.

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2003-04-02 09:19:32 AM  
The first 20, according the the Radio City host, would receive free hospitality prizes.

Where are those grammar nazis I've heard so much about? Feh!
2003-04-02 09:22:00 AM  
I take it all the girls were blond?

/jealous brunette
2003-04-02 09:37:06 AM  
Hmmm... tiny cameltoe.

She's certainly cute... maybe I should phone the boss and see if she'll appear in the mag. One moment gents...
2003-04-02 09:38:23 AM  

It's MIKE Doughty, or if you're cool you can just call him M.
2003-04-02 09:57:15 AM  
As a rule of thumb, I never believe anything I hear on April 1, specifically for this reason.
2003-04-02 10:19:13 AM  
Frosty nipples...brrrrrr!
2003-04-02 10:36:27 AM  
There's a bikini contest at my place today. Winners will win ... stuff.
2003-04-02 10:45:34 AM  
April fool's down here wherever I am isn't really in april. I think it's somewhere in december or january or some other month (too specific?)
So the point is that no one really knows when it is, nevermind.

/crawls back under his rock
2003-04-02 11:11:13 AM  
I don't think that's a camel toe. More like her swimsuit is bunching up. Or she's carrying a load.

Poopy pants.
2003-04-02 11:24:56 AM  
Hmmmm... Mom, daughter and friend... Dad watching... there must be more to this story. And the sharp eye of Cola notices the toe... golly, I love Fark.
2003-04-02 11:49:13 AM  
I'd hit the poopy pants, but thats just me!
2003-04-02 11:52:36 AM  
Ah.. blondes. They make the world go 'round.

In other news, I played a funny april fools joke on my dad. I left a note that said I got fired from my job after getting a further background check done that had turned up legal problems of the past. I got home, played into the idea that I was sad after getting fired. And then I said, "April Fools!"

He kind of just stared at me. And then, next thing I know, I'm getting choked and punched. Ha.

/Bart & Homer.
2003-04-02 12:00:53 PM  
Goatman: Have you returned? Is the .1 symbolic of a newer, nicer Goatman?

I'd hit it too.
2003-04-02 12:03:11 PM  
Ahhh! Dumb, cute girls in bikinis! If only they were drunk too.
2003-04-02 12:07:23 PM  
Dinner is served!
2003-04-02 01:11:52 PM  
mmm cameltoe. I'd hit it.
2003-04-02 05:09:38 PM  
I'd give em something.... they deserve it, though standing out in the cold in next to nothing is quite fun.
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