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(News24)   Michael Jackson voted most foolish American, wish Canada would claim him   ( news24.com) divider line
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2003-03-29 09:56:49 PM  
We Really dont want him either eh!
2003-03-29 10:49:28 PM  
Hey, we already have to deal with Celine Dion.
2003-03-29 11:25:24 PM  
Now now, we've already apologized for both Celine Dion *and* Brian Adams. What more do you want of us?
2003-03-29 11:29:23 PM  
Waz, take back Alanis and Avril.
2003-03-29 11:43:31 PM  
Somewhere Fred Durst is breathing a big sigh of relief.
2003-03-30 12:51:40 AM  
I declare Neverland a sovereign nation!
That would take care of it.
2003-03-30 12:52:09 AM  
How about most pointless American?
2003-03-30 12:54:29 AM  
Now do Americans wonder why we call them basterds?
2003-03-30 12:55:04 AM  
Are basterds like bastards?
2003-03-30 12:55:24 AM  
are blacks even allowed in canada?
2003-03-30 12:55:42 AM  
>>>Now do Americans wonder why we call them basterds?

I'm still in the dark, guess I was the only one who didn't get the memo?? :/

/feels left out.
2003-03-30 12:56:26 AM  
Well how about the guy in belgium who had 9 operations to look like Michael Jackson. Not only is he a fool, but he's not even original!
2003-03-30 12:57:02 AM  
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I pity the fool!
2003-03-30 12:58:56 AM  
Somewhere Fred Durst is breathing a big sigh of relief.

I think we are all in agreeance with that.
2003-03-30 01:02:07 AM  
I thinks he's more creepy then foolish.
2003-03-30 01:02:49 AM  
Sometimes, mostly between my night terrors, I wish I could legally burn down Neverland.
2003-03-30 01:04:37 AM  
I propose that Neverland be declared Iraqi territory. Then we could at least do 1 good deed and bomb the crap out of it.

Wishful thinking, I know....
2003-03-30 01:08:28 AM  
Eh! Eh! Eh!

No! No! No!

We can't get rid of Celine!!!

Claim him! You'd have to pay us!

2003-03-30 01:09:14 AM  
Come on Canucks, take him. It is our gift to you for ur
*cough* unwavering support. (NOT)
2003-03-30 01:09:34 AM  
"are blacks even allowed in canada?"

Ever heard of the "underground railway"... it went to CANADA dumbass. Racism isn't as high in Canada as the USA, I thought everyone knew that.
2003-03-30 01:10:30 AM  
Hey Shut....Up.....Blacks are allowed in Canada, I go all the time, but I don't think thats a relevant question here.;-)
2003-03-30 01:12:39 AM  
The media is the one keeping this freak in the public spotlight. Guess what boys and girls? Right now, WE are the media. Drop it. Never mention his name again, so that he may be relegated to obscurity. He is entirely a media creation, he never wrote a song,(he only was able to sing most of them through the use of estrogen, kinda like the Vienna boys choir castration thing), he doesn't play an instrument, he CERTAINLY doesn't produce, so screw 'em. Do you actually think there isn't better music available?
2003-03-30 01:14:19 AM  
2003-03-30 01:17:24 AM  
props to iffy and stewie. right off the bat those blessed people said what represented exactly my thoughts on canadian entertainment.
1. why don't we get rid of celine dion
2. thank gravy we don't have micheal jackson up here.
3. i wonder if avril levigne has groupies.
2003-03-30 01:17:30 AM  
Las Vegas has to deal with Celine for the next three years...HAHAHAHAHA!

Although we still have to deal with her TV special on CBC :(
On a happier note, we only have to see Rita MacNeil once a year (at Xmas).

2003-03-30 01:17:35 AM  
Ship him to france.
Let him eat snails.
2003-03-30 01:17:36 AM  
If it wasn't for the child molesting thing I'd totally support Jackson. He is the only recent Black musician who I've never heard say 'attractive and successful African-American' or 'fark' or 'biatch.'

I mean really, saying 'fark' and 'ma nubian' 40 times in a song just makes you look stupid.
2003-03-30 01:18:32 AM  
Shut........UP: are blacks even allowed in canada?

We're talking about Michael Jackson, so the question is irrelevant.
2003-03-30 01:19:37 AM  
Avril Lavigne has an insane amount of groupies. Tickets for her show where I live sold out in less than 1/2 an hour. It's sad.
2003-03-30 01:20:28 AM  

Are you ok?
2003-03-30 01:20:55 AM  
Wait a minute, is he really black?
2003-03-30 01:21:01 AM  
Every time the n-word get's filtered I laugh.
2003-03-30 01:21:03 AM  
I like Rita MacNeil. I mean she means what she sings, she cares about others, whats wrong with her? Oh let me guess, you hate fat people.

As for Celine, she is a classic spoiled French Canadian biatch, what can you expect from someone who demands a fairy tale wedding and throws tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants.

Princess Di comes to mind too, stupid biatch, glad that whore is dead.
2003-03-30 01:22:20 AM  

I don't listen to her music,

but I'd do her.
2003-03-30 01:22:40 AM  
"Avril Lavigne has an insane amount of groupies"

She's a manufactured product, its called product loyalty.

Shes no virgin either.
2003-03-30 01:22:48 AM  
Celine, Alanis, Avril...look, we've apologized up and down about them but when will you learn not to fark with us?

Keep it up and Nelly Furtado is on her way. You've been warned.
2003-03-30 01:24:39 AM  
...uhh, thats not really what i meant, i meant that i'd hit it like a bad analogy...
yeah baby.
2003-03-30 01:25:19 AM  
I don't enjoy Rita MacNeil's particular style of music, I have nothing against 'fat people.' If you like her music, fine by me.
As for Princess Di, please share your thoughts. This could be farking hilarious. She cared about people too, you realize, and sartted many charities. O let me guess, you have blonds and/or royalty?
2003-03-30 01:25:38 AM  
well i think this is an award that he has actually deserves.
2003-03-30 01:27:14 AM  
I completely agree that Avril is a manufactured product. Have you heard her in interviews? She can barely put together a coherent sentence which doesn't include the words "like, you know"
2003-03-30 01:27:37 AM  
Hey, are all our women exports to the US big mistakes or WHAT?!

Cept maybe Shania Twain... but if you hate Brian Adams then you probably hate Shania.

The men we send end up being famous and loved, Mike Myers, Wil Shatner, John Candy, Jim Carrey etc.
2003-03-30 01:30:29 AM  
Naw.. Shania's the product of a fake teeth, makeup, and a personal fitness trainer.
2003-03-30 01:31:17 AM  
John Candy=Candian???? HAHAHA thats funny stuff, who here saw Canadian Bacon?
2003-03-30 01:31:40 AM  
Everyone is like of Princess Di donated money to this and donated money to this... yeah well it doesn't amount to jack of how much money she had.

Bill Gates donates allover the place too, but it only amounts to 1% of hisearnings. Religious people donate like 10% plus of their income... no friggin international applause for them.

"O let me guess, you have blonds and/or royalty"

Hahaha.. I do. Not really "royalty" but I'm a Duke.
2003-03-30 01:34:16 AM  
I hate Jim Carrey with a passion usually reserved for child molesters, book-burners, and liver.
William Shatner is rather smarmy so you can have him back too.
2003-03-30 01:34:45 AM  
What's so wrong with a guy who lets people know, "you are not alone"

(small childern and people with heart conditions may want to shield their eyes)

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Oh, that's right, he's a total freak. My bad

2003-03-30 01:39:07 AM  
A friend of mine spent days in high school tracing her lineage back to the English royal family in an attempt to validate her freakish obsession with marrying Prince William. But now she's 6 months pregnant and has been married 1 1/2 months. Not that there's anything wrong with getting married/having kids early (at 20). She's happy, I'm totally supportive of her.
2003-03-30 01:39:19 AM  
That a little harsh Ku.

I have to admit that when Ace Venturi first came out it was one the funniest movies I had every seen. Now its lame and most of his stuff is tripe.
2003-03-30 01:42:47 AM  
"Avril Lavigne has an insane amount of groupies"

She's a manufactured product, its called product loyalty.

Shes no virgin either.

Send her over, i need to confirm this with a proper examination.
2003-03-30 01:46:49 AM  
Damnit, wrong photo:
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