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2003-03-29 03:51:19 PM  
Human sacrifice is illegal in India.

I like how that sentence gets a paragraph all to itself.
2003-03-29 04:29:05 PM  
Looks like all the sentences get a paragraph to themselves. I gotta start doing that in my term papers.
2003-03-29 04:47:16 PM  
I'd sacrifice THAT for a dollar!
2003-03-29 04:47:17 PM  
I say we send Chirac over there and let them "sacrifice" him
2003-03-29 04:48:02 PM  
Well duh hasen't anyone seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
2003-03-29 04:48:18 PM  
Yes, yes, but did he find the buried treasure?
2003-03-29 04:48:45 PM  
Kahli Ma...Kahli Ma...KAHLI MA SHAK DI DAY!!!
2003-03-29 04:49:04 PM  
Lodhi cut his head off with a sword, the police say - all in the hope of discovering the hidden treasure.

What treasure did they hope to find in his head? I don't think that human skulls are quite the same thing as Wonderballs.
2003-03-29 04:49:17 PM  
Dr. Baird

"Quit grabbing my chest! What are you, a screaming homo? Urk! Is that my heart in your hand? Moooooooooooo!!"
2003-03-29 04:49:32 PM  
I don't see how this is a big deal. Kittens are sacrificed here on fark daily.
2003-03-29 04:49:36 PM  
Fortune and Glory, kid... Fortune and Glory...
2003-03-29 04:50:34 PM  
They got plenty of people, maybe this will help cut down on their population.
2003-03-29 04:51:47 PM  
If only this would catch on !

bye bye h-1b's
2003-03-29 04:52:34 PM  
Jabber I guess they were looking for his lucky charms...

/Mr. Burns on ether
2003-03-29 04:53:17 PM  
"First we will overrun the Muslims, then the Hebrew god will fall. Then the Christian god will be brought down and forgotten....and Kali-ma will rule the world!"

Indy! Cover your heart!!!
2003-03-29 04:53:22 PM  
"Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."
2003-03-29 04:55:33 PM  
"This Nirhachi's a real small guy..."
2003-03-29 04:56:03 PM  
I want to see human sacrifices make a huge comeback. it would make the world so much cooler.
2003-03-29 04:56:25 PM  
2003-03-29 04:56:40 PM  
2003-03-29 04:57:39 PM  
three little words

Pay. Per. View.

oh nevermind.....
2003-03-29 04:57:55 PM  
"You find Chivalingas... and bring back to us...

...bring back to us...

...bring back to us..."
2003-03-29 04:58:34 PM  
hey...I have a skanky ex sister-in-law who I'd ship over. Do they need "volunteers"?
2003-03-29 04:59:29 PM  
Snuggle, judging by your profile it seems you already have a course of action planned...
2003-03-29 04:59:31 PM  

I want to see human sacrifices make a huge comeback. it would make the world so much cooler.

Are you volunteering to be first?
2003-03-29 05:01:25 PM  
I volunteer Jabber to be first.
2003-03-29 05:02:22 PM  
"So that's where he keeps his lucky charms!"
2003-03-29 05:02:30 PM  
Read the next article. I volunteer Kim Jong-Il.
2003-03-29 05:04:00 PM  
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2003-03-29 05:09:01 PM  
The priest, Chandrabhan Singh Lodhi, is accused of sacrificing a low caste Hindu...

Listen, if they were sacrificing Bald Eagles, Sperm Whales, Jaguars, or Siberian Tigers I would get cranked up. But the fact is that we're not running out of humans, especially in India. So far be it from me to criticize this religious belief and practice of another culture. Hell, if I could find a religion in Manhattan that sacrificed the homeless or bad drivers, I'd donate to it.
2003-03-29 05:10:29 PM  
I nominate India to the axis of evil.
2003-03-29 05:13:55 PM  
bomb the non-christian heathen bastards. then relinquish the tyrannical and horrible regime. oh, the atrocities against mankind...
2003-03-29 05:23:06 PM  
Oh nothing to see here. They were low caste Hindus.
Move along.
2003-03-29 05:23:42 PM  
03-29-03 04:47:17 PM Igotdapooonme
I say we send Chirac over there and let them "sacrifice" him

I say you're an idiot.
2003-03-29 05:24:06 PM  
The more Indian programmers killed, the better for us American programmers
2003-03-29 05:24:43 PM  
The Catholic church re-enacts a human sacrifice (along with symbolic cannabalism of the victim) every day. It is the highlight of every mass.
2003-03-29 05:30:55 PM  
03-29-03 05:24:06 PM The_Time_Master
The more Indian programmers killed, the better for us American programmers

Why do you want to kill me?
2003-03-29 05:31:30 PM  
symbolic cannabalism? Are you a heretic?
The Church assures us that it is not symbolic but, through the miracle of transubstantiation, the real body and blood of Christ.
2003-03-29 05:47:04 PM  
India is not exactly a peaceful country. Recently, several muslims residing in India have been murdered by mobs. Sadly, the gov't isn't doing anything. It also has conflict going on in Kashmir where soldiers routinely kill rape women. As always, UN is screaming out the violations of human rights but nothing's being done.
2003-03-29 05:48:40 PM  
farking savages...
2003-03-29 05:48:40 PM  
I'd sac it. Maybe.
2003-03-29 05:51:32 PM  
well if you have a better way to keep the monkey man at bay i'd like to hear it!
2003-03-29 05:58:20 PM  
2003-03-29 06:06:09 PM  
It's not symbolic cannibalism, it's pantomime cannibalism in which the participants believe they're eating the son of the imaginary guy in the clouds, when in fact they're eating teeny pieces of bread handed out by probable child molesters.
2003-03-29 06:07:41 PM  
hit India?
2003-03-29 06:14:22 PM  
Tonight on FOX, "Who Wants to Sacrifice a Millionaire?"

I'd watch it.
2003-03-29 06:15:02 PM  
Don't forget to mention that those riots started because a group of muslims set fire to a train filled with Hindus, including many women and children, and locked them inside.
2003-03-29 06:18:01 PM  
India? I thought it said Indiana.
2003-03-29 06:22:36 PM  
NakedApe, they couldn't find a virgin in Indiana.

(I know, I know, it wasn't a virgin sacrifice in the first place)
2003-03-29 06:24:28 PM  
*forwards article to fluffy pagans all over the world*

not that it has anything to do with them...it just makes me happy to see them get defensive over nothing at all.
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