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2003-03-29 03:24:10 AM  
um, where is Kiran Chetry (sp?) - or is she on another network? It's hard to keep up anymore...
2003-03-29 03:45:56 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one who things Jennifer Eccleston is teh ball-fondling shiat.
2003-03-29 06:16:46 AM  
Well, that was weird.
2003-03-29 08:19:28 AM  
How long before they turn to porn?

Don't bother calling me..
2003-03-29 08:20:15 AM  
Does Rupert have something for tow heads?
2003-03-29 08:22:50 AM  

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2003-03-29 08:24:20 AM  
Worst. Boobies link. Ever
2003-03-29 08:26:31 AM  
I'd like a Juliet Huddy with a side order of Laurie Dhue. To go.
2003-03-29 08:26:42 AM  
There was absolutely no reason at all to call this a Boobies link!
2003-03-29 08:29:27 AM  
Howza 'bout a nice Booty link

2003-03-29 08:30:35 AM  
aw come on JOHN, Laura would be a nice thing to .....lay... with.

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2003-03-29 08:32:12 AM  
Some women talk too much. I imagine these would.
2003-03-29 08:34:16 AM  
Does anyone have anything better... there were none yesterday. lol JOHNDX u always have goodones.
2003-03-29 08:36:16 AM  
Worst use of boobies tag ever. Unless whoever posted this was talking about themselves. Wait then it should've had a weeners tag.
2003-03-29 08:36:52 AM  
Feh, I'll take that hot chick on RAI Uno any day over a gangbang with all of these skanks.
2003-03-29 08:37:10 AM  
2003-03-29 08:37:47 AM  
Man, that booty link is ass-tastic. The female ass is a wonderful thing. I think I really prefer looking at asses more than breasts. I think it's because a woman's ass is behind her, and she has no idea you're staring at it. The boobies, ontheotherhand, are right up there near her face, where she'll notice if you break eye contact and start staring at her melons, causing much awkwardness and mental anguish.

...Uh, anyway, nice asses.
2003-03-29 08:41:54 AM  
Good ol' E.D.!

I remember when she just broke into the business here in Pittsburgh. Here name was Edie Tarbox back then.

2003-03-29 08:42:43 AM  
I got nuutin'
2003-03-29 08:42:59 AM  
There are about 50 boobie links in Totalfark.

Just sayin'
2003-03-29 08:45:25 AM  
I pray for the day that Aria becomes a newscaster.

2003-03-29 08:45:46 AM  
BOOOO for you!!!
2003-03-29 08:49:08 AM  
Its pretty sad when a threadjack is better than the original posting. Way to save the post JOHNDX.
2003-03-29 08:49:25 AM  
A brief glimpse into the deep thoughtful mind of your average Fox News viewer.
2003-03-29 08:52:19 AM  
lol @ Zenpickle

None of those pics are really flattering IMO, I don't watch Fox News, but you'd think that they would hire good looking news casters like the other networks.

MSNBC is my fav, and yes, while I watch it for news on the war, its always nice to hear the news from their rather attractive brunettes
2003-03-29 08:52:39 AM  
Mmmmmmm....Laura Ingraham. Conservative deliciousness.
2003-03-29 09:09:04 AM  
I lust in my heart for Laurie Dhue. Have since she was on that other network. You know, the American Al Jazeera...
2003-03-29 09:10:30 AM  
hmmmmmmm...rightwing...hardcore...jingoistic nationalism....propaganda.....ARYANS! Makes sense to me.

FAUX NEWS, the propaganda office of the executive branch.
2003-03-29 09:20:05 AM  
Remind me again, who's that anorexic Nazi biatch?
2003-03-29 09:26:13 AM  
,b>"Anorexic Aryans" ---great!

All these Nordic Nazies pimping for the camera---there's so much ham on Fox, no wonder they can't hire any Jews...
2003-03-29 09:26:31 AM  
This completely, and totally sucked. Bring back REAL Boobies pleez.
2003-03-29 09:31:59 AM  
Slightly off topic but close enough. I have lived without cable. Now seeing CNN again their female news anchors look like ex would-be supermodels. It feels strange when watching the news makes you a little horny.
2003-03-29 09:41:13 AM  
Actually CarpeScrotum, she currently works for the American Al Jazeera, which of course is FOX. Pure propaganda from top to bottom, 24 hours a day.
2003-03-29 09:47:00 AM  
For my money, CNN's where it's at.
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Robin Meade

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Rudi Bakhtiar
2003-03-29 09:50:03 AM  
The most SFW link... ever... Bleh.
2003-03-29 09:51:56 AM  
I just can't enjoy a network like FOX. They have absolutely no credibility. Why, I bet that most of those women arn't even true blonds!
2003-03-29 09:56:31 AM  
I agree CarpeScrotum, Lauire rocks! The best reason to watch Fox.

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"I'll undress, you decide."
2003-03-29 10:00:34 AM  
What makes this post SFW? Some of those women are really ugly.

Oh, oh, oh, I fogot, they were all hired for their brains. By the way, Wolf Blitzer has got to be the ugliest man on television. Please post the "ugliest" people on television. That post would be a riot!
2003-03-29 10:07:27 AM  
How lame! Just like that Fox show that E.D. is on. It could quite possibly be the most annoying piece of TV I've ever seen. Somebody please shut her up!
2003-03-29 10:07:46 AM  
macheath, ann coulter
2003-03-29 10:07:52 AM  
pfft.. CNN has been propaganda for the left for years. Ted Turner was an unabashed leftist. He made his CNN to be that way too, with a left-wing bias that is still essentially there even though he no longer owns the cable company.

Fox is moderate, offering both sides. I guess that makes them conservative and nazis. If that's true, then CNN is liberal and pinko commie hippies.

you be the judge.
2003-03-29 10:10:54 AM  
That is some fair and balanced pussy
2003-03-29 10:11:59 AM  
I see "boobies", I expect BOOBIES.
2003-03-29 10:23:14 AM  
Fox Chics or [Connie Chung and Christine Amanpour]

Ding ding ding..

Fox the winner!
2003-03-29 10:26:24 AM  
That's the one, thanks D8vo.
2003-03-29 10:30:36 AM  
boobies? hardly ANY boobies in this link. who the hell decide to use boobies tag??
this link sucks.
2003-03-29 10:33:54 AM  
Dunno....my vote is for CNN's Heidi Collins, although this picture doesn't really do her justice.
2003-03-29 10:34:15 AM  
Agreed. Flagrant abuse of boobies tag.
2003-03-29 10:43:58 AM  
So all of Fox's newsladies are blondes? (or ahem.. bottle blondes?) Robin and Rudi from CNN are hot.
2003-03-29 10:45:32 AM  
Abuse of the link, agreed.
But I have to admit I hadn't notice that Fox had the "brunettes need not apply" sign out.
Can't be a coincidence. Rupert's a shrewd dude.
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